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Cabbagepatch said:

For the gram. To keep up with the interior influencers in a “my interior is better and more expensive than yours” kind of way.

I feel a paid partnership with Cathedral City could be a great move for him right now...

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He's a few posts away from driving to Dundee in his bare feet eating toblerone.

Cabbagepatch said:

Smell my cheese you mother.....

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Got to love an Alan Partridge cross reference!

Simon, if you're here. Go have a good cry into your £4000 sink.

New thread title suggestion: Simon Hooper's life's a blooper, he's finally on the brink crying into his 4 grand sink

Of course they are reading the comments on here. We are their influencers

I’m not sure what she was going to whinge on about for another 57 stories but after 4 of TMS talking utter whining drivel into her phone whilst looking at herself I started to feel like my life had ended as why was I watching this utter crap and why do they do it? Who cares what you say to your phone as you sit in your house. Ffs. It’s such a bizarre world we are in. What a boring woman.

You are all just jellus h8ers, don’t you know how hard it is for poor Clemmie, she has never renovated a million pound house before and she has to fit it in around going on holidays for all of you, because she is a selfless NHS angel who cares so much for others and also she has known real suffering because once she had to live in a flat with a damp patch and when her baby was in hospital it was so scary she had to buy £150 pyjamas to help her cope so come on, just give her a break, ok and stop being so mean to her, she’s had it so tough she deserves free fireplaces, in fact it’s disgusting she even had to ASK and no one had already offered!

Thread title by @Cliqueypedia with 38 votes.

But it was too long :-(


Recap:

The Hoopers paid (!!!) someone to paint their spindles and some doors. They also had some money left to buy followers from China and Russia. No ads, no posts so it's the longest vacation the children have ever had. Someone saw Clemmie at the store. She looked good. I had a date. It was boring.

Here is my idea of #mumporn : a dad who respects our kids privacy and personal space, play with them without shoving a phone in their face every 5 minutes and also shares the domestic load without bragging about it. Also a partner who doesn’t wear my clothes. Or Lycra.

Anyone else follow susie and see this?

I_Like_Tractors said:

Absolute gold...

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Sorry this is me. Not sure if I've been blocked yet or attacked by the huns

Yeah, MOD got so swept up in Tattle that when Aliceinwanderlust was banned she had to create a second account (leopardprintvans).
We see you, Clemmie...

PoorPatrol said:

No, that’s Boris’ method


Yes to this, FOD is a big babied dullard! My kids are also having a massively privileged upbringing compared to mine and my husband’s, but I don’t want them be characterless twerps! I want them to have a bit of sauce about them. I try not to lean on all of the new found comfort of our lives, and give them a bit of grit. They’re told no, they’re told there are no alternatives, they’re told to find out for themselves. I can just imagine a pampered kid-FOD, having no clue about the way people live in the real world, buying fisherman pants in Thailand and thinking he’s worldly. I blame the parents!

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OMG Yes!!! He is soooo Thailand! I can imagine him on his gap year in Thailand in fisherman’s pants, vomiting at a full moon party with his hooray Henry friends with names like ‘johnno.’ Desperately trying time be cool by experimenting with magic mushroom pizzas. You can tell all this just by observing the fact he wears a beanie hat. I have an irrational hatred of men who wear beanie hats.

Can you imagine if someone appeared on here saying ‘I shagged fod in ko Samui in 2003. Ask me anything.’

The amount of people fawning over CB on her post is beyond belief. I might be cynical but seems like everyone on Instagram is full of shit and just choosing whatever path will gain them the most followers and free crap.

Oh but they do contribute my love, they’ve contributed since birth! They have never stopped contributing. Simon, your entire house has been funded by those blonde curls.

Simon you’re a

I am in absolutely no way a fan of Clemmie’s, but how on earth has she had coitus with Simon?! Can you imagine that man child climbing you like Everest and trying to talk dirty to you with his verbal diarrhoea of metaphors?! I think we can conclude that her preferred choice of contraception is abstinence

GAH11 said:

This is gone beyond parody now. So Clemmie is being blamed for all non-white maternal deaths now, wtf?!

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Agree. There are several reasons why black mothers have a higher mortality rate, such as higher preponderance to pre-eclampsia and lower take up of pre-natal care, so to imply it's down to negligence by (presumably white) midwives seems quite a stretch. All my children were (safely) delivered by black midwives, fwiw.

sontorino said:

As to the ethics of advertising somewhere so unethical, I just think this is a slippery slope. What about Turkey, the place of a violent repression of journos and the legal sector? Russia? The US under Donald Trump, with rollbacks of abortion laws, the separation of immigrant children from their parents, the ICE removals? A whole swathe of major holiday destinations around the world have very repressive governments. Can't you agree that some of the language on this thread around Abu Dhabi was a bit extreme?

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What are you here for?

It's pretty clear cut that it's unethical to advertise a country with terrible human rights records.

If you're fine with that that's your choice, many of us aren't. Personally I draw the line at countries where flogging is a legal punishment for things like being gay.

He Is a Father (You’re Pointless remix)

Interesting comment from CB’s mum on Clemmie’s most recent Insta post!

Nonthedownlow said:

I’m almost sure I saw her at Paddington train station today. If it was her she must have had a very late night, she was not looking her best at all. By her I mean TMS.

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I was at Paddington today and now I have a very real fear that I’m a rough-looking version of TMS

Imagine how exhausting you’re life would be to be thinking of everything for future content (I’d imagine he’s quite mentally unstable)
- Lets not throw the bath out, I can get a quirky pic of the twins in the bath
- don’t chuck that wine bottle out, I’ll drive down to the beach and pretend to be swigging from it
- just popping to B&Q to film myself dancing like a dickhead
- got the get to the airport early so I can film myself dancing like a dickhead

And so on

Really don’t get how he has the time to do his day job!