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Tothemoonandback said:

also suggests he is almost certainly on holiday. Otherwise he could just comment on the post he has been tagged in saying “not us I’m afraid” and then go into one of his ‘hilarious’ rambles about doppelgängers or whatever. If he’s untagged himself from the post, he’s obviously seen it!

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Yes and the fact the post went up 4 days ago but he’s only untagged himself now that Tattle have picked up on it means he clearly is sitting in Tenerife scrolling through his own thread. Freak. They literally can’t help themselves, why not just take a social media break while on holiday. The dump/wine pics weren’t even ads so even more strange.
Also that means he filled his car with boxes etc pretending it was post Xmas so he could film himself going to the tip.

Oh and hi Simon

Sooooo, FOD flew his family out to Tenerife, possibly his 6th/7th stint of air travel in less than 12 months. But the balloons they let off were biodegradable.

Well, that's perfectly alright then.

non binary coat said:

Not any more they don't, you pay 19% corp tax then the following tax on dividends. So if you take out of over 40k ish you're paying 51.5% of tax above that. It used to be different but limited company is now taxes about the same as paye. It just helps create a separate legal entity for the company and you're in control of taking out the dividends.

• The tax-free dividend allowance is £2,000
• Basic-rate taxpayers pay 7.5% on dividends
• Higher-rate taxpayers pay 32.5% on dividends
• Additional-rate taxpayers pay 38.1% on dividends.

You can only ad 40k a year into a pension. They probably keep maxing that out and have loads left over.

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Jeez ladies...most of us come here for some light relief. You know....idle gossip, entertaining tittle tattle, enough with your ridiculously clever financial commentary eh? This isn't what us common folk signed up for. (I'm joking I promise.......I love how the threads de-rail sometimes )

Anyone else hoping he falls below 1m

Full title was: Fodcliffe, it’s mee, I’m Clammie, I’ve come home, so cold, let me in you drafty Victorian window
Thanks to @Cabbagepatch for this one with 51 votes in total...View attachment 95038View attachment 95039

Mustard said:

Hmm, less likely of splashing out with deep sides.

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Rather fortuitously given the time of year, empty Celebration* tubs make an excellent vomit receptacle. You’re welcome.

*other brands available. Disclaimer: #ungifted #notanadvert

‘Just found a box of old photos’
Translation: I’ve spent the day feverishly rooting through boxes in the loft for endearingly amusing photos of me in my youth.
‘Oh, Simon, you suit being a blonde’
Bargain basement Eminem

Flipflops said:

I was initially worrying a bit for Clemmie after all this ....until I saw FODs latest upload about hairbands! Surely if MOD was in a really bad place he wouldn't do this?

So, maybe, MOD is simply laying low to let it blow over and then will just be back as normal?

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I can't see how she is ok after this. I was thinking about if it was me...I would want to lie in bed, under the duvet and sob. I would be so upset and scared. All she did was gossip on a god damn website. Given her midwife job, she should have known better it seems but still. People are ostracizing her. Influencers are disgusting vultures. They are foaming over her downfall and probably love that the media is writing about her. That Kelechi (or whatever her name is) woman is a nasty piece of work.

What's funny is that these awful influencers say we are horrible. Meanwhile, we seem to be the ones concerned about Clemmie's wellbeing. Ironic isn't it.

It has become huge, bigger than I would ever have imagined, but can't help but think that it's because the vast majority of people, including the press, have a real issue with influencers. It's very shady and manipulative advertising by influencers and sheer greed for most of them. Clemmie is taking the rage people feel about all influencers. It's basically just like what happens to people on Big Brother or The X Factor. We like genuine people, but the minute they start being greedy and over exposed, there's a massive backlash. Clemmie's copping it for everyone and that might seem OTT, but that's how this sort of thing works. We've all seen this a million times.

How has his daughter managed to have the best 2 weeks ever, when him and clammie were apparently ill beyond ill with corona for many days of it?

Oh yes, probably because he left her the fuck alone for a while

Dogmuck said:

Well it’s even more shit than I originally concluded. What’s a scruffy shit mess all the wardrobes are in.
A huge room and she’s effectively got 2 long hangers and a half hanger and knob boy has a half hanger - everything is crammed in so tightly they might as well just chuck it all
on the floor...what exactly is the point in all the shelves? Boxes of shoes and tat! So badly planned it offends me...I’m writing to my euro mp about it - disgruntled of Derbs

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They put a kitchen island with a cutlery drawer for
Pants in a dressing room. Call it what you what but it’s a bloody kitchen frame with added shelves . What a joke !

I’d have mega respect for Simon if he dropped a massive truth video defending her against the increasing false narrative that has formed. The truth is that all humans can be a bit shit. It’s what makes us human. It’s what unites us. She deserved to be humbled a bit but she’s really been nationally humiliated. Shame is something that’s really hard to come back from in life...it creates a lot of darkness and dark consequences. It could absolutely be the making of her whole life if she let it but it’s a dangerous place to lock away a person and throw away the key and right now that’s where she’s been put by the entire internet and not-properly-fact-checking press. I hope her husband pulls her out a bit at least!

My husband when scrolling though the pictures on my phone the other day: “Urm, who is this?!”

You might be right .. that’s a good theory about Clunge.

I know! I think the same!

If Tattle gets torched without warning, let’s all meet at the top of the Eiffel Tower in a year’s time from the day it closes. 10am sharp (Covid will be under control by then, right??)

Identifiers: Glen wigs (fringe on/off, you can choose), a red lip, a cropped trouser and a chunky boot. OR, if you want to go as FOD: all Lycra.

Dogmuck said:

Anyone else think Fods new cover photo looks like he’s emerging from a vagina? 10cm dilated! Maybe this is the subtle Clammie come back and she’s stood this side just waiting to catch him

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Your comment has reminded me of that time he filmed himself crawling out of a cupboard, pretending he was a baby being born. And Clemmie was there having to pretend to deliver him and looking like she wanted to die. Sometimes I remember the surreal shit the two of them posted and I can’t quite tell if it’s real life.

Mightbeasharpscratch said:

Can someone summarise? Can’t bring myself to hit un-mute!

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Marnie has put some Aladdin music on his Spotify playlist which he’s ended up listening to on his train journey.

Perhaps Marnie is subconsciously trying to tell him she’s dreaming of A Whole New World. One that doesn’t involve inane musings of her father.

I’m going to hazard a guess that this is an under cover Ad for Spotify Family.

The thing I don’t get about all this, is Clemmie doesn’t come across as a special snowflake who would be hurt by comments on a forum. When she was mentioned on Mumsnet, she argued back, guns blazing, issued threats that got threads deleted regularly etc. She comes across as thick skinned, tough as nails, and can be quite verbally aggressive herself when people disagree with her.

She joined Tattle for no other reason than having a good old gossip and an incognito bitch.

Cupcake79 said:

FOD hasn’t posted in 4 days (and nothing since new year), same length of time between his posts when alicegate came to light. I sense a new year, new venture is on the horizon..

Maybe even a joint venture/account with MOD??!

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Paahaaaa yup just like when couples on FB have a joint profile because one of them has been up to extra curricular shenanigans...... but she was doing it as the real her, not the fake insta one
I still reckon that FOD has gotten all dominant since the drama unfolded and makes Clammie call him FOD in the bedroom, making her answer to the name Alice whilst begging forgiveness for resorting to promoting frozen chips #middleclassroleplay

I can’t believe he posted this. “What’s missing from this tray?” Integrity and believability Simon, that’s all.

I really hope lawyers get involved, I loathe the phenomenon of jumping on a bandwagon without looking at the facts.

I also hate the phrase the ‘sisterhood’ and be nice’. Why should I support someone in their nonsense just because they are a woman. If you are trying to sell me your MlM crap I won’t support you. If you are trying to close down rational opinion and discussion involving facts then I won’t support you...just because we are ‘sisters’...it’s utter nonsense.
I also won’t support you flogging your kids private lives on social media, no matter how many times you tell me to ‘be kind’.

I work in an area where I have worked with children to keep them safe online, teaching them what to do and what not to do...all these mums break all of those rules that teachers are trying to instil in their kids.

I am so pleased that this whole drama has brought more people over to tattle to realise that there are other people who agree with not just shutting up and being kind but calling out the utter crap they spout and show.

I bloody well hope that Clemmie brings in a legal team and calls them all out on the nonsense they are sprouting to basically get more likes!

*I still think the Sods are dicks but I do think they shouldn’t put up with these lies.