Inspector Gadget

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Far far away, in the very southern tip of the land
A place you'd struggle to even get broadband

Settled an ex-Killester native, by the name of Joanne
The locals whispered of her, as a notorious con-man.

Using Adams hair for hair ad's instead of her own,
It was the lies and deceit for which she was well known.

Editing her photos beyond recognition and belief,
Poor Larb could never understand all the hate & grief.

Along came baby River in early twenty twenty two,
Since then it's been non stop drivel about EBF and poo.

135k followers most of which are named Mohammed and Abdul,
Poor River will be breastfed until the day he starts secondary school.
 
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irishgirlo

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Paul should have gone after her for defamation, she was clearly making out he was abusive.

What I'd love to know is, is your man as crazy as she is? He must be to be going along with all of this bullshit constantly?
Would he not stand back and think "Sh*t, I shouldn't be dragged into this solicitor/sending threatening messages nonsense, it could adversely affect me"?

I can't understand how some actually sensible people give her content a like - I see Simone Scribes, Aisling Keenan, and others like them (i.e. women with positive, factual content, and good followings) liking her posts - why would you do that? Is it out of pity? To be nice?
Simone really surprises me, because Joanne clearly stole a post idea from her about "having a love for old derelict houses" - Simone literally posted a beautifully worded post about how she find old houses so interesting etc, and then Larby starts posting old buildings and parroting the same idea?
She has never had an original idea in her head.
Rant here, but I lose a tiny bit of respect for Simone, Aisling, etc when I see them interacting with her posts; they're not stupid, they must be aware that Joanne is an absolute con artist.
 
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Star3654

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Long time lurker...
You're time will come more quickly if you're happy for others when their time comes?
How utterly insensitive! Fortunately my husband and I are finally pregnant after a long time waiting. We were genuinely happy for every one of our friends and devastated for us every time there was an announcement.
I cannot get over the constant narrative from this person that she has all the answers, ramming breastfeeding down our throats.
Unfollowing after that comment. Literally made my blood boil! So what, people are struggling with infertility because they're not happy for others?
May be over sensitive (I'm almost 30 weeks so hormones everywhere) but that got me when I read that!
 
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HellsBell

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Just a few things I picked up on with the Cassie Stokes interview with Jo Larby...

When asked about her life now in West Cork she says its all "hikes, camps, sea swimming"
Ahh, I dont think so.
A daily walk is Not a 'hike'
Sea swimming? She spectates, Adam swims.
Camping? She said herself on her stories they only bought camping gear recently. Thats not camping!
Unless she's referring to Adams campness.

She says "When you talk about manifestations and affirmations some people want money and success, handbags, shoes. My dream was land, sea view, animals, hair in a hun bun"

What utter SH1T is she on about!!
She maninfested her hun bun, thats why she always has her hair like that 🙄👀
She is so many shoes and handbags but that wasn't her dream?!
Ah come on now Joanne, she is talking absolute shite and is not relatable at all. That interview actually paints her in an even worse light, in my opinion.
 
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poppyseed1

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Shook that River’s first swing isn’t a hand carved swing crafted from an oak tree imported in from the garden of Eden
 
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Jellybb

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The Guardian did an article with Laura Whitmore talking about be kind bollix, Brenda had something to say in the comment…
Jeez Brenda, if your daughter wasn’t such a fucking sanctimonious cunt she wouldn’t have multiple threads on her off the wall behaviour! She didn’t lick that mad behaviour it off the floor anyway!
 
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Suzeywoozey

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What’s she going to be posting by the last trimester - their first school uniform?! It’s gone past ridiculous at this stage.
 
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LoveTheGossIre

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The leather trousers and boots ... in the back roads of west cork .. On a Thursday morning .. imagine driving down the road and seeing her ?? You’d think a leather sofa was after escaping from a delivery van
 
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Jellybb

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The description she gives of the ring 😭🤣
She really is the saddest bastard that has ever lived, god bless her.
 
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Jellybb

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Oh god 😂you would forget half the shit this one has done and Shamelessy risen from, anyone else would let the ground swallow them up with embarrassment and close their social media accounts, not this one though.
How could we ever forget this fraud?
 

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