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fifilatro said:

thanks to @lalakala for the great new title

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I’m honoured. I’ll try for a summary of the last thread:

Follower count now in 137k count. Still advertising over 140k on her website though.

Jo’s beast (the car, not the dog) got a break when she got a shiny new Peugeot. Word around West Cork is Madam is still driving the beast. One of the two of them is suspected to be involved in the new Peugeot Ireland Instagram account - which shares stock photos and photos of JoJo only. She can’t stand having the car dirty or dusty so the dog and Adam have to sit on a blanket and she is always bringing it to be cleaned. Some old ghosts of Johos past came to haunt her posts with the car - gimbals is back.

we got to see more zoomed in footage of microwave meals that are thoroughly unappetizing. 3 meals plus snacks yet they’re always going out to eat and buy pastries.

jo is eagerly sharing all her exciting press drops including a bunch of workout gear which we won’t see on her because it’s the wrong size, and a paddle board that Adam and his man bun like to pose on while Jo films him.

she’s been very busy (very busy) especially since her unannounced break from Insta last month - she has family visiting their own home in the same town soon. she must have to change the guest bathroom towels again, the exhaustion of it all.

let’s not forget the dog - storms “cloud puffs” (shedded fur) is now being left for birds nests. Last I checked clouds are made of water not dog hair. Imagine how long she spends getting the dog hair off all her clothes each day? I’d love to see that.

there was also a romantic break for two at a country cottage in west cork with a garden. Wait - isn’t that their home? Why yes, but they needed a break so found a place that hires them for media (Dunowen house) because they weren’t invited anywhere else like all the other influencers. Poor Joey. Good thing the house has so many beds.

in the upcoming episodes of Languishing with Larby - will there be a reunion with Mama Larby? The old setter dog she was so fond of? Will we actually see people sitting on the bile green couch? Will Jo let Adam ever leave west cork? Will they finally get matching haircuts to style their tight buns?
Stay tuned friends

Oh can she please just stop with her shit. How are my fellow mamas to be doing? "Bump and I" , "growing a human"... Just give it a rest. We know you are pregnant, great, you've got your congratulations now just cut it out. She really doesn't know a happy medium does she? . When she was the single fitness gym bunny she totally over did it, gym twice a day, showing us her tummy and waist every single morning and evening. Then she was "couples goals" with Paul and a travel expert because she went to dubai and Croatia in the one year...Over killed with that too and it went to shit. Then she was this content nature& adventure lover, the interiors expert, now she's trying to be a mama blogger. She's so obsessive about everything it actually gets to the point of being bonkers.

Recap of thread #15 - Joanne is breastfeeding

That's it, that's the recap

candyfloss99 said:

Omg i actually couldnt stop laughing watching this. The top of the head cut off to hide the thinning hair and the scarf to hide the double chin

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I check in here out of interest and I know I rarely comment, but I've commented on this craic about her hair before - I feel like it's a cruel thing to reference and to be honest my own stomach sinks everytime I see someone remark on it as I also have this issue. She obviously has severe hair loss and I can tell you it's absolutely devastating to your self esteem. I'm not going to comment on her mental health but it's sure as hell not going to help it. I don't understand the complete lack of empathy about it. Is it because she riles people up with all her other sh1t? I mean grand, go nuts on that, but the hair thing is a low blow IMO because there is VERY little you can do about something like this other than just wait and hope it improves. Things like people saying she never posts photos when she gets the hair done, when I get my extensions redone it's all I can do not to cry getting them out and in and having to look at my hair. It makes you focus on it and it's very stressful. You also have to have your hair dried flat/straight and that makes the hairline even more obvious. If she's already feeling sh1t about that, why on earth would she draw attention to it online?

God, I've no love for the woman and she clearly has her issues, but you'd think people were perfect the way they go on.

Thread Suggestion Joanne Larby #11
The Make up fairy is up the pole,
Play it discreet and classy? She will in her hole….

So let me get this right she is now saying she is a curator of a feed, she is all these things that she listed and she chooses to only share a curated feed and not over share her life like her family partner everyday life etc .. did I get that right ?
So why do I know Adams pet name , why have I seen her in underwear that’s far to small for her more times than I’d have liked, why do I know where she lives, why do I know what she eats for dinner, why do I know what type of bed sheets she has, why do I know who visits her , I’ll tell you why cos she shares it online, she is some dose, go jump of a pier and pick a lane you absolute fool

I’m delighted for her that she’s pregnant - I would never begrudge anybody sharing such happy news but the photo would have been enough. There was no need for that video. I’m not someone that normally gets triggered by things online but i started crying when I watched it. I had a miscarriage 2 weeks ago and I would have given anything to have those moments with my family and friends but unfortunately it was a very different phone-call we were making to them. And I get that’s not Joanne’s fault, and again I do not begrudge her her moment (we don’t know her TTC story) and I am happy for her but there’s a time and a place for those videos and sharing such intimate moments to 130k people is not appropriate!

To be honest I’m disappointed her best mate, Laura Napes, has abandoned during her pregnancy. She was always her biggest cheerleader. Must be gutting when that happens.

Replied to her post yesterday just saying there should be a warning for others who may have experienced loss of a child/ still birth. The post and images can be so triggering

She deleted and blocked me, what an arrogant bitch! She literally won’t accept any sort of criticism.

I don’t really get these declarations of love for unborn babies. This is my second pregnancy.
I love my little girl to absolute bits and very protective over my unborn but these declarations don’t make sense to me. Maybe it’s just me but I don’t get this overwhelming ultra super connection to my unborn while I’m pregnant. I find it all very surreal and actually kinda hard to believe until they’re actually born. This pondering in their “nursery” smelling their clothes and wondering if they’re going to have “daddy’s hazel eyes and my taste in music” just seems so forced and fake to me. Do people actually do that?? I definitely don’t. I just get on with it until there actually here.. and then gush over them. Maybe it’s just me

lavendervase said:

Those were the days when she used to photoshop her neck to giraffe like proportions! Does anyone remember the photo where she was standing in a high neck dress in front of a wonky door looking like she was a size 6 and 8 ft tall, 2ft of that was neck. Ahh I never thought I’d miss those days but I have to say she was less insufferable then than she is now she’s pregnant.

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I’ve found this delight

"Castles are a perfect scene for interesting people like you". WTF? Is Sarah ok? That's like something thrown together by a misfiring algorithm

GillyQueen85 said:

I reported loads and they haven't been deleted yet

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Who knew that so many Indian men with no posts wanted to follow someone rearranging twigs in a house in rural Ireland.

I couldn’t give a crap what size she is and to be honest a lot of the comments on here about her weight are out of line…BUT the photo shopping is insane- how the hell does she post pictures of herself with an angular face, dainty chin and the reality the the absolute opposite. She must absolutely detest herself which is so sad

Just wrap the fucking presents and shut up...... Christ sake. Imagine if we all fannyed around making things sound, more important then they are. "So this morning I made my daughter a hearty breakfast, it consisted of oats splashed with milk. I then squeezed the body of an orange, into a violet coloured juice cup" fuck off

Well I sent her a message saying I was sick of her edited pictures, bought followers and that I hoped she gets the help she needed. After years I've finally unfollowed her, I expect a blocking as well, I've gone out in a blaze of glory

That Bullshitcallerouter page was brilliant. It was the original BU. I remember it caused ructions in the insta hun community when it started first. So sue and them all threatened the whole "Bloggers unite" shite. And went on about bullying. Only for Bullshitcallerouter to retort with a whole post on sosue from her old blog page taking the piss out of how some celebs looked. Calling them trannys etc. It was fucking gold. Bring back Bullshitcallerouter and BU!!

Oh my goodness

EVERY MORNING I GREETED THE TOILET BOWL TO VOMIT THINKING THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR THIS BLESSING. Strap in guys this is going to be gold. Holy fuck she doesn’t disappoint. She is too busy soaking up the moment but also sharing the reposts cos she has never had engagement like it

Give me Rosemary Macabe every day of the week. She is so honest about what pregnancy really is like, not this absolute PR machine mouth that Joanne wraps around everything.