broad and burly, always looking surly, never takes the Peugeot for a whirly
Ok since babies are literally my job:
-first heartbeat can be detected as early as 5-6 weeks, but there isn’t an actual 4-chamber heart until 8-9 weeks. So Joanne’s timing is off here.
-first baby movements or “quickening” in first time mothers felt at 20 weeks, sometimes 18 weeks of early. Multigravidas can sometimes feel as early as 16 weeks. So Joanne’s timing is off here
-round ligament pain while certainly a real thing is not as common as blogs make it out to be, there are so many changes happening. It tends to show up at the end of the first trimester and can last throughout. If she’s having intense pain she should definitely speak to her doctor.
-baby bumps show up in the second trimester at 16-20 weeks, often much later for first time mothers.
-in the first trimester expected weight gain is 2-4 pounds (for total of 25-35 pounds gained throughout a regular healthy pregnancy, depending on number of babies and genetics etc). More weight gain than this predisposes to gestational diabetes, gestational hypertension, and preterm labour and delivery.
I hate to comment on someone’s weight- but that’s not a regular baby bump. It shouldn’t be showing like it does in her photo typically in the first trimester (again unless it’s not the first pregnancy or if there are multiples, or other health issues). I don’t want other women to be misled. Not showing in the first trimester is what’s expected.
I wish her and the baby health but I also hope this huge responsibility is one she takes seriously and not like a “project” for her “brand”. she’s so misleading and manipulative.
-first heartbeat can be detected as early as 5-6 weeks, but there isn’t an actual 4-chamber heart until 8-9 weeks. So Joanne’s timing is off here.
-first baby movements or “quickening” in first time mothers felt at 20 weeks, sometimes 18 weeks of early. Multigravidas can sometimes feel as early as 16 weeks. So Joanne’s timing is off here
-round ligament pain while certainly a real thing is not as common as blogs make it out to be, there are so many changes happening. It tends to show up at the end of the first trimester and can last throughout. If she’s having intense pain she should definitely speak to her doctor.
-baby bumps show up in the second trimester at 16-20 weeks, often much later for first time mothers.
-in the first trimester expected weight gain is 2-4 pounds (for total of 25-35 pounds gained throughout a regular healthy pregnancy, depending on number of babies and genetics etc). More weight gain than this predisposes to gestational diabetes, gestational hypertension, and preterm labour and delivery.
I hate to comment on someone’s weight- but that’s not a regular baby bump. It shouldn’t be showing like it does in her photo typically in the first trimester (again unless it’s not the first pregnancy or if there are multiples, or other health issues). I don’t want other women to be misled. Not showing in the first trimester is what’s expected.
I wish her and the baby health but I also hope this huge responsibility is one she takes seriously and not like a “project” for her “brand”. she’s so misleading and manipulative.
That whole video is so fake. As IF that was the first time bringing the child into the house. What, Joanne came in from the car ahead of them and closed the door and was all set up inside by the time they got out of the car. Ya right. You would be hovering around bringing the baby into the house for the first time. Also it appears to be dark outside. There’s lamps on in the house etc. When She got home it was obviously daylight from
Her earlier vidoes. Also there is a video of storm with the baby from Earlier in the day and it’s bright outside. So they actually created a fake scene of the dog meeting the baby. Think about that. That’s INSANE. they’re like two children playing mommies and daddies.
Her earlier vidoes. Also there is a video of storm with the baby from Earlier in the day and it’s bright outside. So they actually created a fake scene of the dog meeting the baby. Think about that. That’s INSANE. they’re like two children playing mommies and daddies.
seems like she’s gone quiet besides her paid posts. Joey don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten:
1. You never picked a giveaway winner #fraud
2. You are still being deceitful about your size with photoshop and while no one cares what size you are - we do care about the editing because it’s toxic and you’re a hypocrite
3. You’re still the number 1 commenter on your own posts
4. You’ve got some white lies or something shady going on with the Peugeot
5. You still keep promoting clothes that you don’t try on
6. You still keep promoting products with lies (claiming good skin thanks to not drinking coffee, immediately followed by a coffee/tea paid sponsorship. Good skin thanks to not drinking much? Cue daily posts about drinking. Better hair thanks to Klorane? Nope, it’s because you got extensions last week. Better skin thanks to Foreo? Nope you had Botox)
7. Claiming to support small businesses and in the same day admitting you buy home-fast fashion because local pottery is too expensive (although from the 15 empty boxes from Zara home it looks like you could have afforded one ceramic mug...)
8. claiming to support women then posting an anti-feminist piece about obeying a man
9. Persistently alluding to vegan, vegetarian, and animal/eco friendly purchases, then being a hypocrite and buying more leather designer bags and shoes, buying a pet from a breeder.
the list goes on.
we see you. This isn’t going to blow over.
1. You never picked a giveaway winner #fraud
2. You are still being deceitful about your size with photoshop and while no one cares what size you are - we do care about the editing because it’s toxic and you’re a hypocrite
3. You’re still the number 1 commenter on your own posts
4. You’ve got some white lies or something shady going on with the Peugeot
5. You still keep promoting clothes that you don’t try on
6. You still keep promoting products with lies (claiming good skin thanks to not drinking coffee, immediately followed by a coffee/tea paid sponsorship. Good skin thanks to not drinking much? Cue daily posts about drinking. Better hair thanks to Klorane? Nope, it’s because you got extensions last week. Better skin thanks to Foreo? Nope you had Botox)
7. Claiming to support small businesses and in the same day admitting you buy home-fast fashion because local pottery is too expensive (although from the 15 empty boxes from Zara home it looks like you could have afforded one ceramic mug...)
8. claiming to support women then posting an anti-feminist piece about obeying a man
9. Persistently alluding to vegan, vegetarian, and animal/eco friendly purchases, then being a hypocrite and buying more leather designer bags and shoes, buying a pet from a breeder.
the list goes on.
we see you. This isn’t going to blow over.
dee_mc
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Recap of last thread...
Joey made non-vegan cookies and Madam the vegan decreed they were the best cookies he'd ever had. Will you tell him or shall I?
Joanne and Adam had a super-romantic Valentine's day - nothing says romance like 3276 affiliate links.
She's not on a diet but she's magically lost weight, which was not her intention but check out those abs! Oh wait it's a pot belly. No, wait, that's a flat stomach! Ah, ok, not today.
Chinwatch reached fever pitch when Joanne developed a plum-sized lump at the bottom of her face. On closer inspection it transpired that it was in fact her chin, in its natural, unedited state. We were so used to it being shoved inside a poloneck we just didn't recognise it at first.
Now she's preparing for "hot girl summer". Yes, you read that right. Yes, it's a thing. No, she doesn't realise it's not for her. Anyway, photos of Joanne's photoshopped head superimposed onto Emily Ratajkowski's body in a bikini incoming.
What did I miss?
Joey made non-vegan cookies and Madam the vegan decreed they were the best cookies he'd ever had. Will you tell him or shall I?
Joanne and Adam had a super-romantic Valentine's day - nothing says romance like 3276 affiliate links.
She's not on a diet but she's magically lost weight, which was not her intention but check out those abs! Oh wait it's a pot belly. No, wait, that's a flat stomach! Ah, ok, not today.
Chinwatch reached fever pitch when Joanne developed a plum-sized lump at the bottom of her face. On closer inspection it transpired that it was in fact her chin, in its natural, unedited state. We were so used to it being shoved inside a poloneck we just didn't recognise it at first.
Now she's preparing for "hot girl summer". Yes, you read that right. Yes, it's a thing. No, she doesn't realise it's not for her. Anyway, photos of Joanne's photoshopped head superimposed onto Emily Ratajkowski's body in a bikini incoming.
What did I miss?
thanks to @dotiedot for the thread suggestion.
a brief recap: jojo managed to manifest a child, showing a "baby bump" in the first trimester, exhaustively describing her love of morning sickness, and finally admitting that the bump is more of a bloat. she's back at her old tricks though - asking and answering question boxes herself, coming on for the "chats" to explain how she plans of course on getting married (yet is not engaged...) and wants the baby at the wedding. with a huge smile on herface she declared she knows pregnancy content isn't for anyone. anyone who answered 'no' to her question about wanting to see baby content was BLOCKED on instagram - a bold choice for someone with the same number of followers as she had 5 years ago.
She's also delighted everyone else is getting vaccinated because it means madam can join her for scans, but she's had no mention of the vaccine herself so it seems clear to us here she's an anti-vaxxer... she did like AOL's posts after all.
In other news, she's been accused now of photoshopping her baby bloat belly with weird streaks on the toilet behind her in her mirror selfie, and continues to use the darker skinned emoji despite being a fully white woman who likes to use a lot of tan and has a lot of sun spots.
the car partnership #BA still seems to be fishy, with the odd picture of a car door or a steering wheel. she's not a very good brand ambassador...
and finally, she's asked everyone to vote for her home page in some award category for instagram. we've decided to vote for another lovely blogger who doesn't use the primary blogging tactic of lying and photoshop.
have a lovely day xx
*ETA: yes, she said she manifested the baby. she also described the baby as an exciting project, and she has such an *advanced* baby that's better than all the other babies that she's been fleeing 'kicks' and 'flutters' since the first trimester
**PPS: my work is babies so I'm here waiting for her to make claims that could mislead other women more than she already has.
a brief recap: jojo managed to manifest a child, showing a "baby bump" in the first trimester, exhaustively describing her love of morning sickness, and finally admitting that the bump is more of a bloat. she's back at her old tricks though - asking and answering question boxes herself, coming on for the "chats" to explain how she plans of course on getting married (yet is not engaged...) and wants the baby at the wedding. with a huge smile on herface she declared she knows pregnancy content isn't for anyone. anyone who answered 'no' to her question about wanting to see baby content was BLOCKED on instagram - a bold choice for someone with the same number of followers as she had 5 years ago.
She's also delighted everyone else is getting vaccinated because it means madam can join her for scans, but she's had no mention of the vaccine herself so it seems clear to us here she's an anti-vaxxer... she did like AOL's posts after all.
In other news, she's been accused now of photoshopping her baby bloat belly with weird streaks on the toilet behind her in her mirror selfie, and continues to use the darker skinned emoji despite being a fully white woman who likes to use a lot of tan and has a lot of sun spots.
the car partnership #BA still seems to be fishy, with the odd picture of a car door or a steering wheel. she's not a very good brand ambassador...
and finally, she's asked everyone to vote for her home page in some award category for instagram. we've decided to vote for another lovely blogger who doesn't use the primary blogging tactic of lying and photoshop.
have a lovely day xx
*ETA: yes, she said she manifested the baby. she also described the baby as an exciting project, and she has such an *advanced* baby that's better than all the other babies that she's been fleeing 'kicks' and 'flutters' since the first trimester
**PPS: my work is babies so I'm here waiting for her to make claims that could mislead other women more than she already has.
Thatdontfly
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When you wake up and your sleep paralysis demon is sitting on your chest
Abby lockhart
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Nothing is ever lost from the internet.Remember she used to actually refer to herself as changing race when she gets a tan. Id say she'd only die if those updates happened to pop up some where. Can't remember if it was Snapchat or insta she used to say it. I remember her using that specific reference a few times and it never sat well with me. Freckles and a tan march...oh please
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QuionTrion
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Who gets a birthday present from a dog? Where did the dog get the money from? Did he head down to Schull himself or did he send Adam to the shops for him? Are dogs allowed to shop for stationary during Level 5 restrictions? So many questions
CailínBeag
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It honestly doesn't. I really enjoy my own company and I'm never bored. I'm very self assured and aware of who I am, what I like, and what I dont like, unlike Ms Larby who quite clearly isn't, and moulds herself on the latest beau.
xoxogossip_girl
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I just find it incredibly cruel when people talk about "manifesting" something like a baby. If that was the case no one would need fertility help or have a sick baby or lose one. They would just "manifest" a better situation.
usefullyuseless
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Just found this gem on my phone. "My tan is real" and using the Black person emoji.
She missed the coveted 2.2.22 by 5 mins
Sorry that baby outfit is awful, here’s the reality while being a new mother is the most wonderful thing it’s also the most hardest thing I have ever done, adapting to a new born is like being hit by a 40 foot truck , I remember giving birth and that night being unable to sleep cos I had a baby and the terror that filled my body was overwhelming, the terror of being now responsible for this tiny life, going home and trying to settle in to your new way of life is challenging to say the least , sleep deprivation, hormones raging, overwhelming feelings of fear for your new child and what type of world they will grow up into, it’s heavy shit, fast forward a couple of weeks, the excitement dies down normal life resumes for the people around you, visits stop and those four walls that you didn’t want to leave a few weeks ago have now become a prison, you crave human adult interaction that doesn’t involve baby talk and the toilet is now your sanctuary, the fancy outfits you thought were cute you now realize are ridiculous and you have a overwhelming urge to write a letter of complaint to these stores to tell them to cop the fuck on because these clothes are ridiculous for a baby, baby grows and onesies are your friend not the buttoned linen Capri pants with buttoned down shirt to match. You still grieve your life before baby , the ease of just popping to the shop has disappeared, a hair dressing appointment forget about it, life revolves around nap and feeding time now. Yes your reward is seeing baby thrive each day but fuck this shit is hard and this idiot unless she plans to hire a nanny has a 40 foot truck heading her way.
The real fun and games start once baby arrives , all the best to them, hope everything is ok with the baby too and is healthy and she finally finds what is missing in her life, I hope living in the west isn’t too isolating for her and that she has a good support network as it will be needed , I have pulled back from her as I find her super triggering in regards to her posts about weight and her endless photo shop and scams she runs , I definitely am calling duces now because even the quick peep I had does not bring out a good version of me , she enrages me and I dont need this twat telling me how she manifested a baby while rubbing her vagina on grass while Adam carried a baby grow and pretended it was on his shoulder , I mean she is fucking nuts
And the standing in front of Adam naked every morning asking what is different with her body , like it’s too personal and intimate and I feel like a voyer. I find this just unbelievable she is a twat living in a make believe world in her head
And the standing in front of Adam naked every morning asking what is different with her body , like it’s too personal and intimate and I feel like a voyer. I find this just unbelievable she is a twat living in a make believe world in her head
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Canyouactuallycope
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Is she actually for real with the I don't like home workouts I much prefer the gym environment. Eh she hasn't been in the gym since 2016,shes trying to make out it's because of covid she hasn't been at the gym this year, she tried the same craic with her social life or lack of, guys really missing necking that glass of wine before the taxi arrives and the tipsy chat with the girls in the queue for the club and grabbing that chipper on the way home. Eh your social life and friendships ended when you fled to London after chatting for 2 weeks with some bloke you met on tinder. And she feels like this year has been all work and no play
. Setting your table for invisible guests and wrapping empty boxes scandi style is not work. Nor is showing free ready meals work. How does she keep a straight face typing this shit
. Setting your table for invisible guests and wrapping empty boxes scandi style is not work. Nor is showing free ready meals work. How does she keep a straight face typing this shitSUNNYSIDEUP911
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Hi Guys, new tattler here.
I seen this thread and tbh l had forgotten all about this one went onto her insta for a gawk.
A few years back l worked in a well know 5 star hotel in the west.
Princess here went on the beg for a weekend stay in Peak time in the height of the summer, which the Hotel stupidly honored.
(I recall she didnt mention the hotel much, it was a fail for the hotel and gained nada by hosting her)
Anyhoo, she arrives like a big sulk into reception and you could nearly hear the gasps from the girls checking her in.
If ever "The greatest Catfish in History" needed an image in the encyclopedia.
Good to see time and maturity have changed her none.
That is all.
I seen this thread and tbh l had forgotten all about this one went onto her insta for a gawk.
A few years back l worked in a well know 5 star hotel in the west.
Princess here went on the beg for a weekend stay in Peak time in the height of the summer, which the Hotel stupidly honored.
(I recall she didnt mention the hotel much, it was a fail for the hotel and gained nada by hosting her)
Anyhoo, she arrives like a big sulk into reception and you could nearly hear the gasps from the girls checking her in.
If ever "The greatest Catfish in History" needed an image in the encyclopedia.
Good to see time and maturity have changed her none.
That is all.
Dairymassey
Chatty Member
Thanks to the lovely people on here who had me laughing at times that I was really down, I know tattlers get a bad doing , but I can honestly say it's nice to have a bunch who are on the same wave length. At times I've felt bad for voicing my opinion on here , thinking maybe I was taking it out on these influncers because of watching their "perfect" lives. - from 1 lonely wife living on her own as her husband sleeps soundly at his mothers because he needs his sleep since the day our daughter came home. Who chooses to go to the pub instead of coming in to us after his day on the farm. Sorry ... im just feeling so down , he has turned up drunk and abusive , telling me this is his house. Today I just broke . Motherhood is tough. This is my second child.