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All of her past complaining posts about covid have been about travelling and nights at a rave or a bar. Not one thing about family.

says a lot about a person.

And the Jefferson quote he wasn’t talking about your trip to Ibiza.

Bullshit that she buys his philosophy- he also said that men shouldn’t ask permission to bear arms. That’s the kind of freedom he’s talking about.
he also enslaved hundreds of African Americans, and his multiple rapes of Sally Hemings was denied until this century with DNA proof of his black ancestors.

first misogynistic Bukowski and now using pro-gun quotes about COVID. No wonder she’s hemorrhagic followers.

Based on her being 40 weeks today or yesterday, she was exactly 13 weeks here. This is 13 weeks on her first baby. Assuming she’s is passing her stomach off as a bump, which she appears to be the way she’s cradling it, that tells you everything you need to know about her. She is delusional. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Suzeywoozey said:

Anyone else think they’re his legs?

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I'm not convinced there's any legs in them.
She posted a pic of a pair of (I think) Fendi brown boots recently in a similar pose and 100% she wasn't wearing them properly: I think she had them pulled over her ankles alright, but her feet weren't fully in the boots as they wouldn't fit over her calves.
She's a fucking lunatic: instead of showing boots and shoes and clothes that actually fit her she is buying/ordering stuff that is too narrow/too small/straight size instead of plus size etc. She's pretending to own and love items that she has returned for refund. Sitting down to pose shoe and boot photos rather than standing where her followers can see how high up the fucking things go.
Honest to God, she's not only dishonest and disingenuous but she must be stupid too because despite all her duplicity she's still a shite salesperson.
I'm saying nothing new here I know: I just find myself boggled anew by the supposed appeal of this crackpot
Edited to add: my other theory is she has her arms shoved into them instead of legs

Earthy wrapping reel keep it hun. This year has been bad enough, most of us have jobs to do & cant spend all day drying out fruit to wrap empty boxes for invisible guests.

daddygoose35 said:

Ye the smell of shite would be rank. No way would you be able to eat outside so close to them. The grass in there garden looks very yellow. I’m imagine it’s not maintained properly since it is a holiday home/rental. Although storms piss would cause it so I don’t it’s going to change anytime soon.

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She’s no doubt used to the smell of shite seeming she has had her head up her arse for years

This is a bit much…another Laura Napes do we think?

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Just like Super Nanny, even though she’s not yet a mammy. She’s up the duff, rubbing her muff, Joanne honestly just shut the f**k up.

Sorry, I never buy when people say "oh we can't wait to have a baby at our wedding, it'll be so special" I actually can't think of anything worse. Crying, someone has to mind it for you all day, spit-up on peoples good clothes, who is it staying with that night, the list goes on.

Her content is just so so dull! She’s literally been showing us the fields around her house every day for over a year.

Absolutely beautiful baby boy, I’m blocked from her page but i genuinely got very upset at the video of her and her amazing placenta, it’s not an oh poor me post but but after 3 MC seeing this wagon posting her bloody bits literally it’s not nice and needs a Trigger Warning.

The ‘Get Naked’ signs are honestly the ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ alternative for people who think they’re cooler.

Jellybb said:

Never too late! I’m gonna say February 12th!

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I'm going with February 14th and they will call the baby Love , like your wan from You

I wonder when the rented house is sold will they get visitation rights to her placenta in the garden?

Coco loco said:

Yeh it used to be great. The original bull shhhhht caller out page. And like u say, so funny and everyone interacting. Here people can dislike people and it's ok, and people are more open minded over here. But over there you can not have an opinion any one and so many are still in denial about their fav huns. I seen today someone has posted about Joanne and even comments with screen shots, telling them to go see the proof... And theres so many still sticking up for Joanne. But yet you just KNOW, there's so many sat at home wanting to comment on the post (myself included to explain and give proof etc), but they won't comment because it's changed so much.

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Can't understand how people still blindly defend these instahuns, muf in particular. She has not got one redeeming quality. Like back in the day a post on any muf drama would have had hundreds of comments in galz, there's only about 50 comments on the one today and about 5 of them are F for following. I can't be arsed to even read most of them. They probably still ask what does MUF stand for. What does FBG mean. Who was BU? Go back to sleep there Mary.

Shirt of dreams? I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve never dreamed about trying a waistband around my bust.

Just look at the professional image and the proportions of where everything sits, and then look at Muffy with the belt tied around “the twins”.

She’s a bomb site.

You know the whole "my Instagram is like my house" thing?
I was thinking this morning in the shower (am I the only one that does all my best thinking in the shower?) that Joanne's Instagram is more like a car.
What she's selling us is a 2021 Porsche coupè: sleek, expensive, impractical but a cut above. We signed up for Porsche coupè, but somewhere along the line it became clear that it wasn't what it seemed... Joanne owned up, to an extent, admitting that it wasn't a coupè after all, but still maintaining it's a Porsche. Many of her followers said OK, we all make mistakes, we'll stick with you. But over time, it became clear to some of us that it's not even a Porsche, its a battered but serviceable 1996 Volkswagen Jetta: nothing in the world wrong with it, and more suited to its surroundings, but still not what she says it is. And when we point out to her that she's lying and misrepresenting things, we're trolls and haters.
She forgets that we signed up for what she said she was selling, but then she sold us a feckin pup!
Anyway, something something no accountability, this probably sounded better in the shower!

It makes me sad when you say she's a saddo for having no friends.
I don't have any friends and it gets me down a lot

Ohh this is the most exciting thing to happen this thread since Joanne used Adams legs and claimed they were her own.

Scrollin4sca said:

For the loving honour of Jesus, Joanne give it break and go bounce on your birthing ball!

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This is a piss take account, whoever it is keeps commenting on pages associated with Joanne & Peugeot/Dubarry boots etc
Has to be a tattler

Nearly time for a new thread...any title suggestions?

Joanne Larby, fake orgasms galore, content's a snore, wrong affiliate links while her body shrinks