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Rossithegreat said:

The Teal and Orange Grid, one of my favourite

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She looks like a fucking thumb in that picture

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Joanne Larby #18 Owns ALL the land and cried at water, is she Bull McCabe's long lost daughter?

I’m not reading her thread here regularly anymore cos what can u say? Militant breastfeeding, photoshopped to alien proportions pics, boring boring boring scenery. She’s mad. That’s all. Absolutely gone. The poor child. Nothing will be normal in his life. First day of school? Nope. Homeschool by a mad bint of a mother. Football or rugby? No way. Meditation and yoga and neutral tights. If you think the breastfeeding content is infuriating, just wait for weaning
Also, why the pic in black and white, then the next slide is the exact same pic in colour??? Like it was shit boring the first time, we don’t need it twice…

Just looking at her photo there of the little fella (not Adam) in the swing and the perfectly average house in the country and wondering why she can’t be happy with her lot…..why does she have to dress it up and pretend she’s something she is not

Right lads. I have been doing some investigating because I am not busy enough in my day job and a 13 month old running around!! I have been looking up and searching peugeot brand ambassadors 2021...No Joanne Larby... No reference to her on the genuine Peugeot Ireland fb page that she tagged on her post... I have messaged them to see what the craic is. I smell a massive rat. I reckon she has actually made herself a brand ambassador for them somehow... I could be wrong but nothing would surprise me with her

Her content is just so utterly repetitive. The sea. The flowers. The trees. The shit music. Adam diving into the sea while she stands looking at him recording him. Her trotters on those same steps into the water. It's just so weird. How do they both not feel suffocated in that relationship no matter how well they get on. Living together, "working" from home together, they never leave Cork,they never go anywhere separately or do anything really except bum around the sea/beach, she doesn't even do the sea activities, he does and she records . Like how odd is it she hasn't gone back to Dublin since travel ban was lifted 2 months ago for a couple of nights even on her own to catch up with family or "friends" since she constantly moaned during lockdown mourning her precovid life.

Sorry but coming of the back of the interview where she said some people just want designer bags and clothes , all I want is peace green fields and country living. What utter bollicks, also can I just say I don’t know about anyone else putting up a Christmas tree makes me break out in hives, between the reefing stuff down from the attic, opening boxes that have sat up there for a year, the mess, the organizing, the tidying up , the putting away, I’m no grinch and love Christmas but can we be real about it, standing around a tree with my husband with Xmas carols while we sip hot chocolate and nibbling mince pies and handing each other baubles to place on a tree with love , get lost we don’t live in a holiday rom com

The thing is, Joanne’s baby could be a screaming, colicky, 24/7 feeding monster yet she’ll only share the sepia toned cuddle pictures.
She could have raging mastitis, burst stitches (despite the perineal massage, yeah see how that goes) urinary incontinence, hair loss, anaemia, thyroid issues, postpartum anxiety or depression, insomnia and murderous night sweats … but she will never, ever be honest.

DeliciousElla said:

She really is screwed if this relationship doesn’t work with him considering her whole professional life seems to be linked to him too.
Wonder what their plans are for Xmas? (I’m sure she’ll read this and do a fake AMA so she can tell us) but she usually puts up her pic with her brother at the Xmas table in Brenda’s (with her profile suitably photoshopped). Given it’s been suggested she’s not speaking to Brenda or him lately I wonder will her new pic be with little madam over their nut roast

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Their Christmas plans will be the 2 of them & storm feeling blessed with the view, opening earthy presents, eating vomit type vegan food & pretending they are madly in love. No family, no friends, total isolation. All her own doing

The baby was always earth side! What does that even mean?! She didn't beam the child down from Mars for God's sake! I'd say she was raging he wasn't born on the 2nd.

I'm home sick in bed and bored...... heres some rhymes I made up (yes I'm THAT bored!)

Too tight top knots, followers are mostly asian bots.

She filters like fuck, for content she's stuck, prancing around Cork like Lady fucking Muck.

Wears bin bag britches takes pictures of ditches
Dresses too tight & lies about her height
Edits her pics to shave off the inches continues to post more pictures of beaches

Insta hun stunning, she goes pretend running,
Most unbecoming to hear about her cumming

Sun Hats hanging in the hall, Chanel handbag nailed to the wall

It's over a year since Adam appeared, but tell us Jo, is he your beard?

Living down near Ballydehob, click those links, she's short a few bob

I could go on...........

As someone who’s always struggled with my weight, she’s really pissed me off by posting that Jonah Hill article. She claims to be “body positive”, yet gives herself ankles that wouldn’t hold Bambi up in her latest post. Asshole.

I’m glad she loves her dog so much but let’s not pretend Joey that he chose you when he couldn’t be made without a breeder doing artificial insemination for 2 breeds who can’t naturally breed together #allnatural {organic content}

"I've been shopping with JYSK for years" funny that considering they've only been in Ireland 2 years and she's rarely shown anything if at all from the place...unless it was gifted

testingonetwothreefoiur said:

We need more detail from the eye witness who spotted her in Fota yesterday! Let me guess, she’s twice the size of her instagram posts with a big wide spud of a head and was bet into her phone with a scowl on her face the whole time

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I would easily say twice the size... Which there's nothing wrong with if you own it. She was wearing what I can only describe as a coral coloured mumu with leggings underneath and chunky black sandals. Hair was thick with grease and slicked back in a ponytail and she only had her foundation done as far down as one of her chins. Wasn't on her phone the whole time to be fair but herself and the boyfriend kept looking around to see who was watching them which was kind of strange. My husband didn't have a clue who they were and just said "are they alright? They're acting really shifty" and I had to explain to him that she's Insta "famous" and was seeing who was checking her out.

Blond3g1rl said:

The bump must be hiding today

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Love that she has sunglasses on inside but not a mask. Common sense in abundance.

SecretSnooperI said:

The note & flowers on the towels she left out, just so flipping obvious for the benefit of an audience. Then SCS shares it and JL reshares it. Just thank her to her face since you’re there? Its all so fake. Cringing.

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And Not one pic of them all, the note was most likely a List of rules to follow
1. Do not post any pictures of the house unless it’s a corner
2. Do not post any pictures of the tenants unless correct angles and adequate photo shop and filter have been applied
3. All location pics must feature either grass blowing in wind or water babbling, must have a song on nature pics also

If you were a solicitor why would you have 1989 at the end of your email address. Your email address would probs be [email protected].

Just once more because I am absolutely gobsmacked. And to be clear this isn’t about fat shaming or body size shaming. No one gives a flying f*ck what size any woman (pregnant or otherwise) or man is. It’s about the fact she came on and cried troll and hate and poor me when bloggersunveiled called her out on all of her excessive photo editing. And she said she’d learned and grown as a person and started posting these pics in her undies embracing her bigger size and how body positive she is now. And yet these are within 24 HOURS of each other.
I agree they make an odd couple - and he does look more feminine but it’s probably because we actually never see or don’t really know what she actually looks like because she edits her face so harshly and to appear so masculine with hard jaw lines and angles. This has to stop. You need help Jojo - PLEASE seek some.

JLoLarbee said:

I kid you not, under that anti-vax-vibe post idiot Aisling O Louglin put up the other day where Larby left a comment and where some fella left a smart remlark in response to Larby's heart comment, both those posters above (Sarah.hef and napes.laura) both liked Larby's comment and her response and one even defended her!!

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How would they know to even find a Larby comment on another random persons page?? UNLESS *dun dun dun* (uncovers villain mask a la Scooby Doo) it was Larby all along!!

Madscone said:

Joanne come back to me when you backpack through South America, Aus, NZ and Asia while sleeping in hostels and even the odd hammock!! Marbs and Beefa don't count hun!

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Remember the year she became obsessive about the amount of flight's she took and loved to say she was practically living out of a suitcase the travel was so hectic. She went to Dubai and Italy in the same year and thought she was Christopher Columbus, and I wouldn't mind, they were short hops for weddings they were attending. She is such a weirdo, such an obsessive personality and gets really smug and preachy about whatever her latest obsession is.