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candyfloss99 said:

I didn't even know they used other doses like her to advertise their pizza. Judging by all the comments they really need to stop using "influencers" to promote things.

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I so hope we're approaching a natural end to the toxic and nonsensical influencer culture.
Apparently more discerning companies are looking to so-called microinfluencers to advertise their wares (as I understand it, these are influencers with one specific focus, and with a small but dedicated following with whom the influencers have a high rate of quality engagement).
This makes a hell of a lot more sense than firing frozen pizzas at a woman who claims to subsist exclusively on low calorie #sp ready meals, or cereal at influencers who have previously stated they don't eat breakfast, or razors to influencers who have previously stated they dislike shaving and prefer #sp epilators/wax/at home IPL machines/permanent in-salon hair removal solutions.
I used to follow a few UK bloggers/Instagrammers and it always grated on me that a certain jewellery company obviously instructed all the influencers they worked with to post on the same day, often using the same script and showing the same pieces. It became so boring and predictable that I quickly resolved to never buy from that company!
I just can't fathom why any business would choose to work with Larby: between the boughts and bots, the frankly pathetic engagement (replying to every comment but saying nothing of value), the repetitive reposting of "content" from her interiors account on her main account, the stilted and pompous writing style, peppered with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, the totally inconsistent photo editing, the use of subterfuge around her size, her relationship, the ownership of the house she lives in... I mean if I was a brand manager I'd take a five minute look through her content, then avoid her like the plague.
Time must be nearly up for Cooney, the Garrihy sisters and the Fox sisters too, to name but a few. But to be fair to them, most of these women don't come anywhere close to LaLarby in terms of blatant and repeated lies.
They all use smoke and mirrors, but Larby is in a league of her own and the day she can no longer make her living by fucking lying just can't come soon enough for me.

Puffin said:

I'm going with February 14th and they will call the baby Love , like your wan from You

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I was thinking that also
Fuck sake girls, she has her fella baby proofing the gaf pretty sure she doesn’t have to worry about that for a long time yet she’s wishing that baby’s life away. Lunatic

Hay doesn’t grow

“Every night storm says goodnight to the bump”

...you mean you make your boyfriend hold the dog up so she can paw at your stomach? And your do this nightly? And decided to show the world? Morto.

I hope it’s a boy and she calls him Paul

Bellel said:

If she’s pregnant (thought the same when the post about natural remedies was posted) she will never loose the baby fat.


I think the last thing she needs is cake.

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She's a clem, but both of these comments are rank.
"Losing the baby fat"

Cáca_Milis said:

Lovely news for herself and Adam. He genuinely looks chuffed in that (God awful) reel. The very best of luck to them and I really hope everything goes well.

But by JAYSUS will she be an even more insufferable wagon now

We should guess names for the craic.

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Jodam
Jadam
Adanne
Storm II

In 20 hundred twenty-two
Larby sailed the ocean blue.
She had three ships and left from Dublin;
She sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.
She edited by night; she filtered by day;
She used a dog to find her way.
A "boyfriend" also helped her know
How to find the way to go.
Day after day they looked for land;
They dreamed of trees to hang dresses on and rocks and sand.
January 20 their dream came true,
You never saw a happier crew!
“Corkonians! Corkonians!” Larby cried;
Her instagram was filled with joyful pride.
But “Cork” the land was not;
It was further west, and it was hot.
The natives were very nice;
They gave the beggy mitchell food and spice.
The first Corkonian? No, not quite.
But Larbys photo's made her want to hide out of sight.

Jellybb said:

I wonder is she having the baby soon with her latest post about doing her last pedicure like she defo said she fell pregnant in late may so…. or she’s legit just crackers

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I LOL'd at that too today! Are going to be treated to a series of "My Lasts' of every activity every day until the poor creature is born. My last time asking myself questions in a question box before the baby, My last time laying a tablescape for Christmas in October before the baby, My last time impersonating a solicitor and threatening another blogger over copyright/content theft before the baby. This'll be fun.

“OUR COLLECTIVE SCENARIO” is that Joanne speak for “us” she has outwankered herself today holy fuck

Wazzledazzle said:

Remember when she moved into the Dublin apartment and she said something a long the lines of she will never buy or prefers to rent because if you buy a house you don't own it but the bank owns it so its never actually yours

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Comical Joey.
Who is more likely to let you decorate? The bank or a landlord? You have to miss about 10 years of mortgage payments to lose your house in this country.
I’m only about 10 years from owning my home outright, could even pay it sooner if I wanted to but that’s bad value for money. I’ve also had the benefit of living in it for the last number of years and myself and the bank only communicate every few years to agree a new fixed rate. I certainly don’t feel like I’m impacted by the fact that my deeds are sitting in a bank vault somewhere.
That’s the definition of bullsh1t spouted by those who can’t get a mortgage.

I'm calling something like this appearing ...

Jellybb said:

Fair play to anyone who breastfeeds. I didn’t because formulas are just as good and don’t want a baby constantly hanging off me and worrying about expressing etc.
anyway, watch this space, her whole page will be based on how superior she is because she is breastfeeding

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Breastfeeding will be her identity now. The child will be on the tit making his confirmation. Any guesses for names? I’m thinking Bear, Wolf, Wynter, AJ to incorporate Adam & Joanne. Of course my fave choice would be Paul after that time she lived in London

Forgot how shocking the her photoshopping was.

Such an arsehole of a post. She sounds like a smug and patronising bitch. Patting herself on the back for reaching 40 weeks like wtf. And as for the cake this isn't normal behaviour. Advising people what they should be doing if they're overdue like she's popped out 10 kids already. Give me fucking strength. I hope she needs to be induced and let her feel the full effects of oxytocin running through her. Strapped to the bed with loads of wires hanging out of her and not being allowed to walk around. Feeling like your 10cm dilated when you're only 2! She won't be such a fucking martyr then!!

Let's be real here Joanne. This didn't happen. You put a random profile picture on one of your fake accounts and sent yourself this because you're a fucking eejit! You only kept the picture there because you've been caught many a time sending fake messages to yourself Also, if this person has such admiration for you I'm sure she'd have liked or commented on your last few posts at least.. I scrolled through both likes and comments looking for the same profile pic and it isn't there If I'm wrong please correct me

Wow you found a brand of jewelry you like,she makes it sound like they happened upon an Egyptian tomb

JLoLarbee said:

Maybe I am just being naive but I really am hoping that somehow this is all some mistake and that she genuinely hasn't set up fake accounts to leave comments to herself, defend herself under someone else's post,etc. It would be absolutely terrible it that were the case.

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I hate to break it to you but you are extremely naive.

No one:
Joanne: I’m relatable, I don’t sleep well because I have a newborn!

no one:
Joanne: look at my baby. LOOK AT MY BABY. Seriously, look at my baby. MY baby. MY BABY AND MY BOOB. My baby and my partner! My partner and his man bun. Now my baby and my partner again! Now more boob! BUT DID YOU SEE MY BABY?! We’re swinging him around so you can see him! Here he is again!! Look at my baby!!

No one:
Joanne: heres expensive overpriced organic natural handmade GMO free non-oxidative essentials you have to have.
Also #af look at my baby’s clothes!
Also #af look at my acne scarf! I put the label forward facing so you can see it! That way you won’t focus on my terrible photoshop skills.

no one:
Joanne: please answer my question box and comment on my pics for increased engagement. I’m relatable because I’m a parent now - did you know?
everyone: peak parenting is actually -
Joanne: I’m peak parenthood. It’s me.

*ETA: no complaints for parents taking a million photos of their kids. The privacy, the consent, themarketing of a baby… it’s just so icky.

Who took that photo of him being held up, still connected by the umbilical cord?? Did they have their phones out at that exact moment??
that makes me so so so so so sad