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eucalyptus

eucalyptus

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sorry but being told by a millionaire that everybody has the same amount of hours in the day is complete bullshit.

like yes technically we do, but he has the money to pay for a gardener, a chef, home delivery for anything he buys, someone to come clean the car, someone to organise the logistics of holidays, etc, etc, etc.

if i had enough money to pay someone to do literally anything in my life that i don't feel like doing, that would add so much extra time to my day. so no we don't all have the same amount of hours in the day, because most of us have a big portion of our days taken up by responsibilities that we can't just choose not to do
 
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Alightened

Alightened

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Oh look, he's such a happy chappy now Mummy Deyes has bought him a little balance bike so he doesn't fall off and graze his little knees on his epic bike ridešŸ¤£.

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StephenTJackson

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ligmabumholebabes said:
i totally agree that he is so annoying and is an absolute knob - what annoys me the most is he refers to the baby as his ā€œdaughterrrā€ and refers to zoe as his girlfriend iā€™m pretty sure we know who she is. but i find him so sexy and you all canā€™t deny that he has definitely got hotter with age !
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fwooper

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He acts outraged at his wrapping paper being delivered in four cardboard boxes when at one point he owned four cars between two people, buys a new pool every 2 years, and probably buys more clothes/random tat in one month than most people do in a year. He doesn't care about environmental issues until it inconveniences him and he can use it as an opportunity to act like he cares about sustainability to his followers.
 
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matchakitkat

matchakitkat

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YTZeleb23 said:
"Fans" like this are just fucking weird. It's creepy. Parents are the ones who'll "document" their child growing up, if they want to, privately or publicly, not some random on the internet. What do fans even gain from doing this, or following this?
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ā€œLet us all keep this a safe space for little Ottilie Rueā€

Errrrā€¦. šŸ¤” This feels somewhat the opposite, no?
 
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Nkomoagogo

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Oh Alfie. You think we actually give an actual shit when you propose to the little rugrat. He basically said and whenever I do I certainly wont be telling you lot. Us lot are the reason you and gail platts love child are living in that big ass house. Seriously grow up and sort yourself out with some speech and language therapy youre all fucking gums.
 
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judgeydrudgey

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Geez Alfieā€™s latest post is so embarrassing. Model shots with Pay as his prop.

This is not a loving gaze at his daughter, it is an emotionless black face staring
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Laughing imagining him setting up the pose, pretending to take a step after angling the stroller so you can see it nicely (while ignoring that it is aimed directly towards a wall he would hit if he moves 2 steps)
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ā€œZoe take a video of me holding herā€
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He really thinks heā€™s hot shit
 
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charlottezzi

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Didn't like him taking the piss out of Peugeot 106s. Some people rely on these basic cars that are apparently unsafe and funny to Alfie and Zoe. Even going as far as to say it would be a 'sick present', how privileged are you. Buy one for someone that actually needs a car. I've had my Peugeot for nearly 10 years and it's just fine!
 
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