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Hello everyone, not commented for a while hope you’re all well.
I’m just so happy Alfie’s finally being recognised as the stud he is....for me it will always be his smile that his most attractive quality. With that in mind I’d like to share a few of my favourite saved photos of Alfie....enjoy

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STJ_95 said:

I hope we have all submitted our questions he's never answered. See what he says to some actual proper questions rather than just what's your favourite sushi from Waitrose.

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I've asked where he got his teeth from and if he sued them for giving him a set 2 sizes too big

feel like we need to set up some sort of jar that people have to put a dollar in every time they come on zoe/alfies threads with the bUt MaRrIaGe IsNt FoR eVeRyOnE. we'd be rich enough to all buy matching futures elf tracksuits

EyesInTheSkies said:

In their defence, I don't get why everyone keeps getting on at them about getting married and having kids. Not everyone gets married

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By all means! But what makes it different here is that they’re not two people who have mutually agreed on not marrying. Zoe has made it clear many times throughout her videos that she dreams of getting married and having children, as she’s a very “maternal” person. She has also emphasized more than once that she expects a “ring and a bump” by the time she’s 30 (a wish she’s almost definitely not going to have fulfilled). So it’s not about them not marrying, it’s about him being an asshole who’s leading her on for years constantly being rude and jokey whenever she mentions the topic about which she obviously cares a lot. The best example of this is in a video of them on Alfie’s channel I believe, titled “marriage and children talk” or sth along those lines. She just brushes it off as if it’s not a big deal when you can clearly see it bothers her, she just doesn’t want to put pressure on him.

In a nutshell, absolutely nothing wrong with not getting married, the problem arises when one person is looking forward to it very much and the other is an inconsiderate prick.

Alfonzo and Sean off to get their tattoos

Alfie ‘two dinners’ Deyes future right there...could be twins

Laughingforlife said:

Thoughts on the caption?

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He made it all about him showing off what he planned for her originally and the effort he made today. He could’ve said in that caption how much he loves her and some nice things about her, but he’s just looking for praise as always!

Beauty blogger? Don’t make me fucking choke on my coco pops

How did no-one in the process of this not notice the very obvious typo?

He’s such an odd specimen. When you hear his voice in the background of Zoe’s stories it’s such a distinctive croak and I just think shut the fuck up. She always pauses when he interrupts as well so we have no choice but to listen to the little cunt. He has such a massive, hideous face as well, like an oval dinner plate. Godspeed those who are able to watch him and report back at this point. Incredible levels of patience and tolerance.

This tweet

Read the whole thread. Lol

I have just had to actively re-seek this page out to see if anyone else had commented on the Northern Lights Of course you guys came through ! I cannot believe what I just saw / read. Even in Iceland I had to drive hours out of the main city due to the light pollution affecting visibility. Yet Aldi is here taking pics on an iPhone with his Christmas lights in full view. You actually couldn’t make up this level of stupid, people would say it’s too far

When are the schools starting back????

Personally I think Zoe and Aldo are couples goals and the most gorgeous and SHICKKK couple ever

As a gay man, I don't endorse conversion therapy and think it's a vile, evil and repulsive practice. But, there's a free version of it anyway.

He makes my penis die. And makes me want to be straight.

Mums84 said:

Well that's lovely news! Never seen Afie look so happy!

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He's genuinely so excited to have the most engagement he's had since the peak of the gleam lot back in 2015

He doesn't look that happy in the photo she's chosen for her thumbnail, but modeling has never been his thing.



At least there's one funny tweet on them today

R I N G W O R M

hey guys just popping in to get some confirmation, is alfie going to be a dad? he's just been a bit unclear about it.....