The Chateau Diaries #304 Grifting from grannies is not an honest living!

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Lady Avonlea for naming the thread, girl you are on fire.

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KiKiGee
VIP Member
Monday at 2:28 PM

• #22

ComtesseRose said:
Well... Look who released a new video...
I mean by the time she has released 10 episode and puchased a château we might be in the year 2033
Also, those cringe dance moves...


That being said. I've heard from people she's a sweetheart and a decent person.

According to,
Morgan Lawley, she was a guest at the same time as Patty Martens, aka @missartemis.

@missartemis

Morgan Lawley

Feb 12, 2022
#119
No one seemed happy at Lalande this past year.
Patty Martens was also at Lalande the same time Wendy mouse house Grimwood was there.
Let's not forget Celeste R, although she was not a volunteer, I am sure, she was treated as one. She has been given the cold shoulder treatment by BJJ and referred out to Nutti.

From the gift grab 1/24/22 comments...
Wendy (mouse house/Lalande patron/fall guest) Grimwood, is not happy...

Wendy Grimwood
22 hours ago (edited)
Oh what happened to my 2 parcels Nati ? you said you had received them..... hopefully you opened them.

...and then there is Patty... She has changed her YT account name several times since her unhappy visit.

Unhappy Lalande volunteer mystery solved.

Oct 9, 2021
#79
Patty Martens arrived at Lalande 9/27 and stayed until 10/5. Friday 10/1 was a rough day for Patty, Why??? She is not the first guest/volunteer to have a hard time. I am not a fan of Selmar, but it was very kind of him and Tatty to make her a flower arrangement. Someone will eventually spill the tea.

9/13 Monday's gift grab live chat...
MsPmartens Hello @Cat T - I'll be at Lalande next week and hope to meet you. That is if I can find it - I'll be driving
MsPmartens @Celeste R - maybe our paths will cross. I leave Oct 5.

9/28 Tuesday's CD live chat...
Patty Martens hi @jetje goes Dutch I'm watching from Lalande.
Neil Hartley @Patty Martens glad you made it there safely
Patty Martens thanks Neil.
Patty Martens it was an epic journey to get here.

Comments from Selmar's and Tatty's latest flog.


MsPmartens
1 day ago
Selmar and Tatiana, your gift of flowers was so beautiful it made me cry tears of joy after having such a rough day on Friday. The two of you made my stay at Lalande really special. You are both so kind, interesting, giving, and creative. It was an honor to meet you and dine with you. And the tango lesson was the best. I wish you both all good things. You taught me so much about gratitude and positivity. I know you will attract love and goodness because that is what you give to others.

MsPatricia

Fast forward, yesterday's CD's day 18 comments...
Patty now goes by, MsPatricia. Looks like SJ was too busy... mystery solved.

MsPatricia
7 hours ago
Thank you for featuring a female artist (Jenny De Vasson) in your vlog today...not sure you remember me from my visit to Lalande, but I collect and support the work of female artists. Just had 6 female artists at my home tonight for my figgy pudding party and all agreed that women artists are still only acknowledged and recognized at a ratio of about 1 to 10 compared to male artists. We must help to elevate them to their deserved status. Thanks, Stephanie. I loved visiting La Chartre and loved tagging along with your excursion today. Happy Solstice.

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The Chateau Diaries
3 hours ago
Dear Patricia, of course I remember you! You were in the Tack Room apartment and I’ll never forget your appearance in the night after your adventure on the local roads! I was blown away by Jenny de Vasson’s photography. It was surprisingly vibrant and modern

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The Chateau Diaries #117 AKA The Stephanie and Philip Shyte Show
Interesting comment, because this is exactly what I have heard. Stephanie Jarvis of The Chateau Diaries YouTube, Chateau de LaLande, and Chateau Unwrapped ordered her boyfriend's Venice costume at Viliotti's, knowing he needed to be presentable. She gave the South African villain costume...
tattle.life
@missartemis
Feb 23, 2022
#456

OhIDontKnow... said:
Wow. It was bad huh? Actually I think many of us would love it if you did go on and tell us your observations. How was the food? Was your room clean? Did you see her much? Welcome. Sorry for the trauma. You’re amongst friends here.

Thanks for the warm welcome, OhIDon'tKnow. I definitely got to pull the curtain back and see the real chateau Oz. Stephanie did a bizarre post titled Living the Downton Abby Life (or something like that), glamourizing the whole servant and master thing. It was prescient. I was there for over a week and a few "volunteers" worked tirelessly for no pay (while one just lingered around the fringes doing nothing). The washing machine broke down and someone had to take all the laundry into town while a skeleton staff of 3 had to clean and prepare every room for an upcoming full house weekend (12 guests); they also did all the shopping, cooked all the meals, served them, and cleaned up afterward. SD and T and SJ and Philly were off on mini vaca for several days but returned on Friday, showed up at dinner to grace us with their presence, and basically dialed it in. They seemed disinterested, aloof, and burned out on the guests who had traveled during a pandemic to middle-of-nowhere France at great expense to meet them. I actually found Tatianna to be refreshingly authentic and interesting; she was one of the only ones besides Josie who recognized how messed up the whole operation is - and she was definitely treated as an outsider. SJ and snorty were "flouncing" about avoiding people as much as possible, except those who had given them copious amounts of presents, had social capital or big money; they gushed over them for a few minutes before disappearing again. The food was delicious thanks to Josie and the table settings were nice, so mealtime was lovely - but you can get a lovelier meal almost anywhere in France - it's not the reason you make CLL your destination. SJ sells it hard on her vlog as a welcoming place to interact with her and her posse and experience a glimpse into chateau life. It's not. I rented an apartment and it was clean thanks to the slave laborers. There were no window coverings and the bathroom door didn't close so I could see right into the parking area while sitting on the throne. And there was no heat in the late autumn. From the moment I arrived, it was clear that I did not pass the "Natti test" and I was treated like an interloper and an inconvenience. She wouldn't even let me enter the chateau for the first two days and forbade Josie from taking a walk with me because of all the work she was required to do. For 3 nights and 4 days, I was the only one in that huge building with 3 volunteers, one of whom told me they couldn't be bothered with the guests and another who ran away from me at a full sprint when approached. I was totally isolated. I also got in a car accident while I was there (the other driver's fault - no injuries but my car was totaled) and NO ONE at CLL helped me deal with the aftermath except Amaury - in his "spare time". Can you imagine? It was a nightmare. And I was not the only unhappy customer. Several people encountered complications or problems and no one at CLL offered to help. The whole experience was a joke. The only saving grace was the beautiful countryside and villages in the area. I spent most of my time exploring the region's art galleries, shops, museums, restaurants, and walking paths, and I dreaded going back there each day. Luckily CLL was not my only destination. I could fill this forum with all the problems I encountered there- and I never complained - I just bided my time and got the hell out. Most of all I want to get the message to others: Just don't go. And stop supporting her on Patreon and YouTube. Everything I've read in this forum is true. I wish I had found it before my travels.

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Tartuffe
Chatty Member
Thursday at 5:32 AM

• #670

Stroppy said:
Ugly people need not apply!!! Need more playmates in the Shittoo

Pencil Pine Principessa said:
I noted that! One must apply with a photograph. Only the best looking galley slaves will be allowed to serve Queen Fanny and Le Petit Prince.

graciemckitten said:
I noticed the “ send a photo” also. Really? Stephanie wants camera ready “ pretty people.” So pathetic. Recall Clara said that Fanny hand selected male volunteers for their looks and desirability so she could get them drunk and get them to sleep with her.

Perhaps Marie is trying to select a potential baby daddy out of the recruits.

I just applied (for the second time) and attached my photo, as instructed.

Watch for me on the Patreon Day vlogs. I'll give secret shout-outs to all my homies at Tattle!

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Lady Avonlea
VIP Member
Monday at 5:41 PM

• #36

Hello everyone! Philip and I have edited this week’s Patreon video, which is the Q&A of the questions you wrote for us, including what we’re planning for our wedding and what was our first kiss! We’re about to start the upload but it’s a long video and we think it’ll take two or three hours. I wanted to let you know in case any of you were worried about the time. A bientot! Stephanie x

Don't know why because I haven't seen anything but a 30 sec preview for the past year, but today I could watch the entire patreon video on an app. When it's uploaded gird your loins & take a stiff drink before watching. Also, have something on hand to settle your quessy tummy when Fanny talks about her purpose in life & their first kiss.

It's all personal crap, hard-selling Snorty as the paaaaaarfect man and their fake engagement. Just more evidence that the fake engagement is being staged because there's nothing else to film. Not a single question about the shitoo, work on the shitoo or status updates.

Wedding

• They ARE getting married, but after Natti & Amuary. There will be no joint nuptuals.
• There will be a blessing in the chapel
• They have not set a date - Fanny is in no hurry (NO tit)
• Snorty wants an intimate autumnal wedding for 20 guests (he has no friends), but Fanny wants to invite eveyone she's ever met to an OTT summer affair. (For Snorty the wedding depends on the size of the dinner service, so if he starts compiling a 100 piece dinner service we'll know how large the wedding will be).
• Snorty has known what he wants his wedding outfit to look like since we was a child (ofcourse he did)
• Fanny wants 3 outfits - 1 for the registry, 1 for the blessing & 1 for the paaaaaaarty

Travel

• Snorty likes small weekend getaways and prefers to stay home while Fanny enjoys grand excursions, BUT,

Ring

• Fanny wants them to travel to India to look for a stone for the wedding ring - ideally a pink sapphire or maybe a yellow citrine (which Tattler guessed a trip to India or nuptuals in India????)

Languages

• Fanny thinks Snorty is a language savant because he can speak Dutch, Lindberg, English, German and French. Yes Fanny, Snorty's a mimic - he mimic'd & love-bombed you, you desperate cow!

Daddy

• Was invited to apply to Disney (the porn channel) as an animator, but didn't want to compromise his own art

Snorty

• Fanny lists all his fake allergies (too long to write down here)
• Had nightmares as a child but his grandfather helped him to get over them (Snorty was aninsipid little boy who grew up to be an insipid little boy)

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Jules100
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Thursday at 4:47 PM

• #728

Cara also told me she hates dachshunds. Wtf, nobody hates dachshunds. It was a weird conversation.

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TorontoGWM
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Thursday at 3:23 AM

• #642

Most, if not all, of the chapel restoration is being paid for by Adopt a Star and the Lake money etc. which was previously accumulated.

Where in the hell is all of the monthly Patreon money going???????????

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KiKiGee
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Thursday at 8:47 PM

• #761

jason dubey
12 hours ago
This vlog first reminds me of my own antique 20K sq ft home in California, and the thousands of square feet of attic space with a vaulted ceiling and loft with thousands more, off our Library. It is so nice to see others, like us, who choose to live in these enormous historic homes, and are passionate and empathetic in our conservation restorations. The ruin veranda of the other Chateau reminds me of my almost lost flying double veranda that was peeling off the house and risking collapse, which is today one of the most incredibly beautiful places to stand and look in awe of the mansion, pristinely preserved and almost perfect. The exploration, lite food, and perfect company on your outing made it so enjoyable!

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As always thank you all who contribute
Remember we have a wiki
Happy Tattling

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you @ComtesseRose @Lady Avonlea for keeping the wheels in motion and the new title.

Nutter in a tiara thingy at dinner, whenever that was filmed.

Hint, hint for the next destination 'I love Indian print'.

Hey Fanny, Trixie do us a favour and lick the chapel walls so we can see what happens.

Still heaving down with rain here. Knackered from last night ( nowhere to sit and not good with a clapped out knee). Supposed to be there again this evening but to be honest don't fancy it in this weather.

 

[graciemckitten]

You know that Philip is desperately trying to audition to be Miss Chatelaine at John’s chateau if he dragged his lazy, useless ass out of bed before noon to go on a walk with his potential sugar daddy target, tobacco Johnny. What’s next, will phi phi take up smoking to impress tobacco Johnny? Was it Snorty’s idea to bring Ratsoon the trip so he could have long walks on the ground with his geriatric crush?

John’s partner knows pathetic Phillip’s intentions. He must loathe Phillip, as the majority of the population does, and seems to stay as far away from him as possible.

crappy abusive and neglectful dog owner Stephanie is taunting viewers by loudly screeching “ I know he is living his best life“ as the beleaguered dog is again manhandled by Snorty. Ratso doesn’t like it. They still haven’t cut the dog‘s damn nails. Poor Ratso. His nails are longer than Snorty’s nails.

Stephanie line:
0:49
lelot I know he's living his best
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lifeguard

See Ratso get more and more unhappy with Snorty. Snorty is afraid Ratso is going to nip him on his chin so he quickly puts the dog down on the floor. How many times has Ratso nipped at or bitten Snorts? I hope many, many times,
screenshots 1 and 2 Ratso not happy to be restrained by Snorts.

Screenshot 3 Ratso starts to show his teeth and open his mouth.

Screenshot 4 Ratso quickly lunges at Snorty’s chin.Go Ratso!!!

Screenshot 5 Snorty looks distressed and Ratso is quickly put on the floor.

Click and watch. Go Ratso!!!! Ratso can barely tolerate PhiPhi and Fanny, the crappy gruesome, twosome caretakers of Ratso. He. He has bonded with Marie and would rather be with her. I think This really pisses Stephanie off as she should always be the prettiest, most desirable princess in every room. Ratso just doesn’t see her charm.

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[TorontoGWM]

If vlog content is filmed at least a week in advance and editing is probably done in huge chunks (edit 3 or 4 vlogs in a day) why is getting a vlog out on time such a challenge????? Dan and Billy film daily whilst working, edit the day of and don’t seem to have any issues.

 

[graciemckitten]

As Snorty harasses poor Ratso, he may be sporting a $169.00 women’s Lily silk pure cashmere turtleneck sweater in griege. ( I know. It should be beige?)

DESCRIPTION

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Pure Cashmere Turtleneck Sweater For Women

100% premium mongolian cashmere A-grade Finest Fibers Regular Fit Classic design and style Light and soft Essential piece Perfect choice for base layer

www.lilysilk.com

 

[Lady Pinkadella]

If vlog content is filmed at least a week in advance and editing is probably done in huge chunks (edit 3 or 4 vlogs in a day) why is getting a vlog out on time such a challenge????? Dan and Billy film daily whilst working, edit the day of and don’t seem to have any issues.

As always, there is an intention behind it. Like someone who is always intentionally late to a party.

Pretending that there's so much going on, showing how much she cares about her audience, her attention-seeking nature, how she gets herself worked up with all the manipulation... and last but not least, she's a lazy witch.

 

[graciemckitten]

Stephanie is palpably jealous of tobacco John’s château and wealth. His château is beautifully restored and immaculately decorated. She cannot stand having to live at the dump even a couple days a week. I think she is traveling 3 weeks out of each month. During the B&B season, she
“ races” back to the Dump in her newly purchased Porsche, films the obligatory Saturday night dinner, and then promptly leaves the dump for another trip/ vacation.

Look at the fresh bread from the bakery in the Ratso pee stained bag in the kitchen. Bread is stuffed directly in the pee stained spot.The holiday from hygiene continues at the dump.Gross. Clean the bag or get rid of it. I don’t believe guests would be happy to pay €75 to eat bread that was stuffed into a pee stained bag. Stephanie is a filthy human being and maintains a filthy home.

Look. They cut up the bread from the pee bag and are serving it to guess he pay €75 per head for their meal. Yuck.

 

[Pekey]

Thank you ComtesseRose ...... another Big Kiss !

 

[Just Grift Wood]

If vlog content is filmed at least a week in advance and editing is probably done in huge chunks (edit 3 or 4 vlogs in a day) why is getting a vlog out on time such a challenge????? Dan and Billy film daily whilst working, edit the day of and don’t seem to have any issues.

If she wasn't scripted filmed and was filmed in order she could whack this tit out in an 1-2 hours tops it is not a difficult edit.She is not grading it, doing sound or making complicated transitions they are just clumsy jump cuts. The reason hers takes so long is she is going back through weeks of footage to cobble stuff together and make it all look like a day. Dan and Billy film on the day in order and just edit what they have she is playing games with time lines and what actually is happening.

Thanks again @ComtesseRose you're like Marie to our Fanny lol

 

[graciemckitten]

Phillip’s tables look like tit. Lazy Philip never irons any tablecloth, instead placing a heavily creased tablecloth across the table. It looks sloppy.
The base of the silver candelabras on the table need to be polished.

Who thinks that Stephanie never washed the 40 new towels before they were placed into the guest rooms, raise your hand.
I also think that it is likely that at least new expensive luxury towels have made their way to Stephanie’s bedroom, Pottie’s personal stash, Mummy’s apartment, and Stephanie’s personal locked closet in her London flat. Who believes that all of the expensive new linens have actually been used in the guest rooms at the dump And that none of the new linens have made their way to Stephanie’s bedroom? She is far too selfish and greedy to allow new luxury linens and towels to come in to the dump without her taking a big chunk of them for her own personal use. Mummy and Percy will be sleeping on the luxury linens and using the new luxury towels in Mummy’s. Apartment if they make it to the dump next month.

Oh my gosh, did Stephanie just tell that dinner guest? Crybaby prima donna Philip removes the grifted Ardmore tablecloth that is on the dining room table during the day and changes tablecloths for dinner because they don’t want to use the Ardmore tablecloth for an actual dinner because it’s their favorite and they don’t want someone to spell red wine on it.WTF? They have used the Ardmore tablecloths for family dinner before they release videos of those dinners. Guests paying €75 per head for prison ration food and bread toted in a Ratso pee stained bag don’t rate highly enough to have the Ardmore tablecloth experience? She is so oblivious as to how selfish she sounds as she proudly recounts her reasons for not using the Ardmore tablecloth for the B&B guests. These rabid fans Are the people who are overpaying to stay at your dump, be your patron, and pay for your cast member fiancé Philip, as well as all of the luxury vacations, the new Porsche, all the antiques, all the luxury linens, the tens of thousands of dollars in new clothing, the tens of thousands of dollars in new Porcelain, etc.

9:39
to look up Ardmore . “we put that one on
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during the day, so we always have that
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one on ,and then we swap it for dinner.
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this is good for two reasons: one it's
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our favorite so then everyone sees it
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and two it doesn't get red wine all over
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it because we're not using it for dinner

click and watch about 15 seconds of Stephanie explaining the Ardmore tablecloth situation and look at the expression on the face of the guest after Stephanie finishes listing her reasons why guests are not allowed to dine on the Ardmore tablecloth.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Stephanie is palpably jealous of tobacco John’s château and wealth. His château is beautifully restored and immaculately decorated. She cannot stand having to live at the dump even a couple days a week. I think she is traveling 3 weeks out of each month. During the B&B season, she
“ races” back to the Dump in her newly purchased Porsche, films the obligatory Saturday night dinner, and then promptly leaves the dump for another trip/ vacation.

Look at the fresh bread from the bakery in the Ratso pee stained bag in the kitchen. Bread is stuffed directly in the pee stained spot.The holiday from hygiene continues at the dump.Gross. Clean the bag or get rid of it. I don’t believe guests would be happy to pay €75 to eat bread that was stuffed into a pee stained bag. Stephanie is a filthy human being and maintains a filthy home.View attachment 2914296

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I don't think that is pee on the bag I have never seen a dog cock its leg and form a semi circle and no dribbles. The bag is undoubtedly dirty and left on the floor the dog could piss up it. Why in hells name don't they have a bread basket on the table. The food looked good but very small portions because Cod and arctichokes are expensive and MarIE will have the smallest budget. With the numbers at the table each meal time Fanny isn't even filling the B n B 3 nights a week as there would be 12 guests or is it because they no longer have 5 lettable rooms. Imagine having MariIE come in to cook for 6 people at a time as full time Chef even if she is self employed

 

[graciemckitten]

Intrusive, exploitative, classless, rude Stephanie also needs to stop filming Grant’s teenage daughter just being a teen trying to eat breakfast. I do not believe the daughter was very happy to have herself filmed eating a croissant at the freezing, cold dump kitchen table. She was very self-conscious and aware that she was being filmed. She kept trying to cover her mouth with her hand and hide herself behind her hand while eating her croissant. Being a teen is hard enough for any young person, without her having to worry about a giant man hand claw holding a little pink phone being suddenly crammed into her face and filming video that will be viewed over 100,000 times. Leave the young woman alone and respect her privacy.

 

[Lochness Monster]

The waiter slices the slithers of bread , mean. He has his skills to carry two plates on one arm…but why do they not have plates big enough,do they think cramming it onto a small plate makes it look more?
Is that another new dinner service?
Does anyone go to a dinner party wearing a child’s tiara if it is not a dressing up theme? This is another fan of Stephanie’s princess life for sure.

Fanny may be wearing her latest drop from Lily silk but she forgot the filter on her teeth.

Thank you ComtesseRose and all who sail on her!?
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Dish cloth Dave may have installed a whole host of digital smoke alarms but to have aprons hanging from a fire extinguisher!!!!
It’s all on camera Fanny!

 

[Cleo's Asp]

If vlog content is filmed at least a week in advance and editing is probably done in huge chunks (edit 3 or 4 vlogs in a day) why is getting a vlog out on time such a challenge????? Dan and Billy film daily whilst working, edit the day of and don’t seem to have any issues.

It's such a challenge to find time to edit and put out videos because poor, over-worked Caroline Gooder and Mireille are up all night and much of the day, policing the comments and disputing them. It's glaringly obvious that Fanny has two alter egos. As she might sign off herself, it's Mireille and Caroline "AKKA" Stephanie Jarvis. Have you noticed, she tries to pull the wool over the eyes of stupid fans by putting in deliberate errors, such as "Mary" for "Marie"? How anyone cannot realise who these two fake people really are, I don't know. Fanny also clearly believes that making videos for YouTube causes stress and mania as, defending herself when someone commented on John being calm while Fanny was wound up and manic, Mireille said it was because John did not make videos for YouTube but Steph did! She also replied to another comment about John having had a wife, by outing John as gay, saying he had been married but now, she "understood" that Karmel was his partner. John rightly does not hide his relationship but surely it's not up to Fanny, "Akka" Mireille or Caroline, to enter into a public discussion about him in the comments. It's like discussing Dan and Anneliese's break up on her vlog. Fanny is not someone to trust or to befriend.

 

[JackSpratt]

Intrusive, exploitative, classless, rude Stephanie also needs to stop filming Grant’s teenage daughter just being a teen trying to eat breakfast. I do not believe the daughter was very happy to have herself filmed eating a croissant at the freezing, cold dump kitchen table. She was very self-conscious and aware that she was being filmed. She kept trying to cover her mouth with her hand and hide herself behind her hand while eating her croissant. Being a teen is hard enough for any young person, without her having to worry about a giant man hand claw holding a little pink phone being suddenly crammed into her face and filming video that will be viewed over 100,000 times. Leave the young woman alone and respect her privacy.

I thought it very unfair she filmed the poor girl when they arrived too. She looked uncomfortable. If Grunt wants to have his 5min of fame good for him but keep her out of it.

 

[graciemckitten]

I love that Marie is showing up Philip by ironing the tablecloth that is going to be put on the dining room table for breakfast.

There must not be much going on in the most expensive vegetable garden in France. A few radishes were used, and FRK had to state that the garlic, mint, and herbs came from the garden.

Stephanie later hastily adds that she likes to have mint tea after dinner, with the mint, of course, coming from the most expensive garden in France.

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we've just had a lovely tea and coffee I
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always choose the mint tea with mint
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THE LYING SCRIPTED MANIPULATIVE BULLSHIT “I AM TOO SENSIBLE AND FRUGAL“ TO BUY MULTIPLE INDIAN TABLECLOTHS STORYLINE AND SET UP FOR THE UPCOMING TRIP TO INDIA. Watch specifically at 13:29, a smug, Stephanie, smirking at the camera, and she spells her bullshit for reviewers.

Watch 20 seconds to see Śtephanie smirk at the camera as she disingenuously sets up more reasons for a trip to India. Watch her complain that she wanted additional table cloths from India, but that she was “being sensible“ and did not purchase additional tablecloths at that time. What a liar. She is trying to pretend that she is thrifty again. What a load of bullshit. WE SEE YOU STEPHANIE!

oh
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that top one that's my favorite one. oh
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really yes, have a dress in this fabric.
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honestly it's gorgeous. yeah I know
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I love these Indian print tablecloths
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I got this one at a fair we
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went to with John and Cal last year and

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I regret now not getting more
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and Philip tried to persuade me to get more at the time

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and I was like no no I'm being sensible

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I've regretted it ever since.
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sometimes one can be a bit too sensible in life





RATSO

Also, right before the scripted Indian tablecloth conversation occurred, Philip was hovering by the door in the back of the dining room, which I believe was cracked open. I think he let Ratso out by himself to use the bathroom in the courtyard and lazily failed to accompany Ratso outside. The camera moved away from Phillip as he stood at the slightly open door, back to Marie, and when Philip was shown again on video, he was putting something into the cabinet at the end of the table. Ratso was not on video.

I think the gruesome twosome are far too lazy to accompany the tiny dog outside when he needs to use the bathroom. We have seen Stephanie let Ratso out of the dump by himself through the kitchen door in order to pee or poop. I don’t think either of the gruesome twosome go outside with Ratso when he needs to use the restroom or otherwise unless the little pink camera is filming. I believe that is one of the reasons why Ratso was likely able to kill the roosters and/or contribute to cause their deaths or some of the other chickens, and/or peahens.

They are just perpetually careless/ negligent and just don’t watch the tiny dog when it is outside on the Dump grounds, ( recall Ratso running into the street in front of the dump without the gruesome twosome noticing and Ratso suddenly appearing from around the side of the dump, chasing the peacocks without the gruesome twosome noticing where the dog had been.

 

[JackSpratt]

The waiter slices the slithers of bread , mean. He has his skills to carry two plates on one arm…but why do they not have plates big enough,do they think cramming it onto a small plate makes it look more?
Is that another new dinner service?
Does anyone go to a dinner party wearing a child’s tiara if it is not a dressing up theme? This is another fan of Stephanie’s princess life for sure.

Fanny may be wearing her latest drop from Lily silk but she forgot the filter on her teeth.

Thank you ComtesseRose and all who sail on her!?
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Dish cloth Dave may have installed a whole host of digital smoke alarms but to have aprons hanging from a fire extinguisher!!!!
It’s all on camera Fanny!

The food looks better than the played about stuff MariA served BUT still there is absolutely no way it's worth 75 euros of anyone's money. I don't give a rats arse what Gobshite Gooder has to say about it, it's a total rip off!

These fans are in denial every step of the way.

 

[graciemckitten]

Lazy Stephanie stated near the end of the video that she believes it’s OK to put a creased tablecloth on the dining room table. She is so slovenly and blatantly disrespectful to the Superfan/Patron guests that are paying €75 for an over priced strange prison ration meal at the freezing, filthy dump in the middle of nowhere.

You know that Stephanie would have an enormous shrieking tantrum if she showed up at one of the four/ five-star restaurants where she loves to spend loads of grifted money eating expensive food and the table cloth was wrinkled or badly creased, she was served an unidentifiable lukewarm wine from a decanter, was served tepid food, and served read that had been stored in a pee soaked out bag.

@Lochness Monster, I agree with you that is likely that Stephanie was wearing a new Lilysilk dress ( or skirt/ blouse) and jacket/ blazer. She was careful not to film the entire length of her outfit which is a dead giveaway that she is wearing something new and expensive.

 

[Lochness Monster]

I love that Marie is showing up Philip by ironing the tablecloth that is going to be put on the dining room table for breakfast.

There must not be much going on in the most expensive vegetable garden in France. A few radishes were used, and FRK had to state that the garlic, mint, and herbs came from the garden.

Stephanie later hastily adds that she likes to have mint tea after dinner, with the mint, of course, coming from the most expensive garden in France.

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we've just had a lovely tea and coffee I
11:23
always choose the mint tea with mint
11:25
from the garden over in the winter Salon



THE LYING SCRIPTED MANIPULATIVE BULLSHIT “I AM TOO SENSIBLE AND FRUGAL“ TO BUY MULTIPLE INDIAN TABLECLOTHS STORYLINE AND SET UP FOR THE UPCOMING TRIP TO INDIA. Watch specifically at 13:29, a smug, Stephanie, smirking at the camera, and she spells her bullshit for reviewers.

Watch 20 seconds to see Śtephanie smirk at the camera as she disingenuously sets up more reasons for a trip to India. Watch her complain that she wanted additional table cloths from India, but that she was “being sensible“ and did not purchase additional tablecloths at that time. What a liar. She is trying to pretend that she is thrifty again. What a load of bullshit. WE SEE YOU STEPHANIE!

oh
12:59
that top one that's my favorite one. oh
13:02
really yes, have a dress in this fabric.
13:05
honestly it's gorgeous. yeah I know
…….I
13:07
I love these Indian print tablecloths
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I got this one at a fair we
13:12
went to with John and Cal last year and

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13:15
I regret now not getting more
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and Philip tried to persuade me to get more at the time

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and I was like no no I'm being sensible

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I've regretted it ever since.
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sometimes one can be a bit too sensible in life





RATSO

Also, right before the scripted Indian tablecloth conversation occurred, Philip was hovering by the door in the back of the dining room, which I believe was cracked open. I think he let Ratso out by himself to use the bathroom in the courtyard and lazily failed to accompany Ratso outside. The camera moved away from Phillip as he stood at the slightly open door, back to Marie, and when Philip was shown again on video, he was putting something into the cabinet at the end of the table. Ratso was not on video.

I think the gruesome twosome are far too lazy to accompany the tiny dog outside when he needs to use the bathroom. We have seen Stephanie let Ratso out of the dump by himself through the kitchen door in order to pee or poop. I don’t think either of the gruesome twosome go outside with Ratso when he needs to use the restroom or otherwise unless the little pink camera is filming. I believe that is one of the reasons why Ratso was likely able to kill the roosters and/or contribute to cause their deaths or some of the other chickens, and/or peahens.

They are just perpetually careless/ negligent and just don’t watch the tiny dog when it is outside on the Dump grounds, ( recall Ratso running into the street in front of the dump without the gruesome twosome noticing and Ratso suddenly appearing from around the side of the dump, chasing the peacocks without the gruesome twosome noticing where the dog had been.

Snorts was putting the door key back in the sideboard.
Snorts is a creep, he is always hovering in the background overseeing etc. He doesn’t let Fanny out of his sight. What were the guests doing when this strange scene was happening. It’s so rude to leave them …
That scene when Fanny chopped from the chapel and how she was surprised by the poisons…and btw I though as an avid art addict she should know this…to the kitchen when FRK was ready to serve supper. Are the restorers working until 8 pm or was supper at 5 pm.

Where is Grant eating supper? Does FRK eat during courses?

Fanny deigns to help with the table cloth… she has so many staff . She looks a fool.
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Fanny will be gearing up for her next trip to London for the Chelsea flower show
Will she treat Frk to an amazing experience or bring the twit who knows nothing?

 

[TorontoGWM]