Zoella #5 Biological clock is knocking on door but her boyfriend has the mental age of 4
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Sure it might sound early but actually going off the chart above, her views (and probably products too -given the time of year) most likely peak the most during Christmas so I think that's why it was mentioned
Tbf for Zoe it is relevant discussing vlogmas because it’s basically the only work she does all year 
Oh no I was just wondering because the products had been discontinued in Superdrug and wasn't sure if the range was continuing at all! Not overly hyped for christmas 6 months early!
I could do with a new moisturiser I may check out her line in my local home bargains
She’s joined Alfie on his kayak trip 
She’ll probably manage to row more than that wet blanket. He’ll probably hold on whilst she rowsShe’s joined Alfie on his kayak trip
Pimping her out for sponsors - watch that total rise now...She’s joined Alfie on his kayak trip
We shall see how long both of them last on this leg of the race...She’s joined Alfie on his kayak trip
I’d be surprised if she brings any money in.Pimping her out for sponsors - watch that total rise now...
The saddest thing is that she probably joined because she thought he genuinely wanted her there. Poor lamb
I’m actually genuinely happy that Zoe seems to have left her comfort zone for once.Shes been running a few times,went up to London to spend the day with Mark,went to those blog awards,spent the day with her mum and Dianne then went out to see her in the strictly tour so she’s been socialising with new people and now she’s out with her son on his kayak trip.(I know these are all normal everyday things but this is zoella we’re talking about here)
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I’m actually genuinely happy that Zoe seems to have left her comfort zone for once.Shes been running a few times,went up to London to spend the day with Mark,went to those blog awards,spent the day with her mum and Dianne then went out to see her in the strictly tour so she’s been socialising with new people and now she’s out with her son on his kayak trip.(I know these are all normal everyday things but this is zoella we’re talking about here
"now she’s out with her son on his kayak trip"
OMG so brutally true lol
This came to mind 
I do feel slightly sorry for Zoe for how reliant she seems to be on other people. I get that might come from her anxiety but I’ve never seen something to such an extent as her.
She is viciously co dependant on Alfie which is probably stopping her from leaving him to be honest, and while it was refreshing to see her going out running and with her mum etc I feel like she probably invited her mum to stay while Alfie was away so she wasn’t on her own. It’s definitely something she clearly has issues with and we’ve seen it all before. And it completely contradicts this ‘girl boss’ persona she’s trying to own.
I also think it was all preplanned that Alfie was coming back halfway through his kayak adventure
no coincidence that her mum left at the same time because Zoe had no use for her anymore.
Unfortunately all of this is probably stopping Zoe from moving on from Alfie or even considering it, because she can’t bare to be alone physically never mind in terms of a relationship too. She could do so much better and be so much better than her current self but until Alfie finally leaves her she’s not going to move on. It’s a shame.
She is viciously co dependant on Alfie which is probably stopping her from leaving him to be honest, and while it was refreshing to see her going out running and with her mum etc I feel like she probably invited her mum to stay while Alfie was away so she wasn’t on her own. It’s definitely something she clearly has issues with and we’ve seen it all before. And it completely contradicts this ‘girl boss’ persona she’s trying to own.
I also think it was all preplanned that Alfie was coming back halfway through his kayak adventure
no coincidence that her mum left at the same time because Zoe had no use for her anymore. Unfortunately all of this is probably stopping Zoe from moving on from Alfie or even considering it, because she can’t bare to be alone physically never mind in terms of a relationship too. She could do so much better and be so much better than her current self but until Alfie finally leaves her she’s not going to move on. It’s a shame.
Alfie can’t leave her now, he’s left it too long and turned into a nobody.
It’s a birthday for somebody at Gleam, compare the office spread for a larger number of people to a Zoe spread for her and Alfie’s family.
There will be nothing wasted from that spread unlike at one of Zoe’s #gifted birthday spreads. Also, this is way healthier, barely any junk in sight (ignoring the alcohol which I don’t think is part of it, it just lives on that trolley).
There will be nothing wasted from that spread unlike at one of Zoe’s #gifted birthday spreads. Also, this is way healthier, barely any junk in sight (ignoring the alcohol which I don’t think is part of it, it just lives on that trolley).
They have red polished toes so I assume her mum
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