Considering everything she gets done is #ad and #gifted, she probably went to the local college to get a free haircut because shes that cheap.sure i'm not the first person to think this but she has sooo much money and her hair looks like THAT??
Can we all just appreciate that in the couples Q&A, neither of them could even answer "How long have you been together" on the first try? Alfie said 4 years and she wasn't even listening to him!Zoe and Alfie are literally the last people in the world I would take relationship advise from
They picked your question ? well the qn they picked mentioned ''after 7 years"
So basically they are doing nothing to stop the relationship being stale, and keep it exciting.They picked your question ? well the qn they picked mentioned ''after 7 years"
but their ans were really telling
1st Alf said he didn't think you need to keep your r/s fresh...with Zoe frowning
then all the "you grow and you change" and 'communication'' crap came out
someone should asked them why did Tan&Jim split & what they're doing to prevent that.
She even said it's lovely how he encourages her to do things out of her comfort zone and she encourages him too.So basically they are doing nothing to stop the relationship being stale, and keep it exciting.
Totally platonic business relationship it is then.
She even said it's lovely how he encourages her to do things out of her comfort zone and she encourages him too.
!She even said it's lovely how he encourages her to do things out of her comfort zone and she encourages him too.
I feel like what makes this worse (aside from the fact that they really are like brother and sister lol) is the fact that she just... hasn't changed. Like if she wants to be more mature and talk about sex on her social media accounts fair enough, she is a grown woman, but it's just that she seems to have clung onto the zoella branding and all the trappings that have come with that, she hasn't done anything in her social media bubble to attempt to 'shed' that innocent/young/childish persona and change other than changing her SM profiles so for me it just comes across as so jarring when she speaks about sex or something.Alfie “Zoe asked if I wanted to collab” Zoe “for some sex” Me *vom*
Literally makes me feel sick when they talk like this, it’s like incest
Nah Zoe is siding with Tan for nowAlfie must be looking at Jim Chapman right now and feeling jealous. Jim is travelling all over the place and now seems to have a model girlfriend just like Marcus, that could be you Alfie, but with a male model of course [emoji1787] Wonder If Jim and his new gf will get invited to Zalfies, I’ve a feeling they’ll both side with Jim, as I think they prefer him to Tanya.
Now that Poopy and Sean the sheep have moved out of Alfie’s flat, he can use it as a shag pad, with his secret gay lover. With Zoe being so bonkers it would be really easy for Alfie to have an affair, he’d just gaslight her and she’d believe him.
Probably too healthy for her - it had veg in it!Of course
It wasn't Dominos
Was going to say the same thing. But you beat me to it.Probably too healthy for her - it had veg in it!