Zoella #4 Nostalgic for the nineties, looks age nighty. Forever the gf, no engagement from Alfie
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I know Alfie thinks he’s this wise philosopher but who the hell would want couples advice from these two. One settles for the bare minimum in the relationship and the other is a commitment-phobe. Goals indeed.
Zoe has more chemistry with her padded bras than she does with Alfie.
Zoe has more chemistry with her padded bras than she does with Alfie.
Considering everything she gets done is #ad and #gifted, she probably went to the local college to get a free haircut because shes that cheap.
Hell, Nandos the other week was bloody gifted, NANDOS... jesus.
Can we all just appreciate that in the couples Q&A, neither of them could even answer "How long have you been together" on the first try? Alfie said 4 years and she wasn't even listening to him!
They picked your question ? well the qn they picked mentioned ''after 7 years"
but their ans were really telling
1st Alf said he didn't think you need to keep your r/s fresh...with Zoe frowning
then all the "you grow and you change" and 'communication'' crap came out
someone should asked them why did Tan&Jim split & what they're doing to prevent that.
So basically they are doing nothing to stop the relationship being stale, and keep it exciting.
Totally platonic business relationship it is then.
She even said it's lovely how he encourages her to do things out of her comfort zone and she encourages him too.
at this point, I've had enough
so lets just enjoy this awful hair and the fact that almost every posts these days are affiliate, sponsored, gifted
!I'm with @STJ_95 here.
Ummm... is she delusional? There is no way they encourage each other to try new things. Changing pizza toppings doesn't count. Zoe's exercised once and the same goes for bouldering.
Look, there is wanting to try new things out of one's own comfort zone and then there is Zoe's version... of trying things for the sake of a ring, not necessarily for bettering a relationship and keeping it exciting. Zoe isn't fooling anybody including the person she wants the ring from--excluding Alfie's raging ringworm.
I feel like what makes this worse (aside from the fact that they really are like brother and sister lol) is the fact that she just... hasn't changed. Like if she wants to be more mature and talk about sex on her social media accounts fair enough, she is a grown woman, but it's just that she seems to have clung onto the zoella branding and all the trappings that have come with that, she hasn't done anything in her social media bubble to attempt to 'shed' that innocent/young/childish persona and change other than changing her SM profiles so for me it just comes across as so jarring when she speaks about sex or something.Alfie “Zoe asked if I wanted to collab” Zoe “for some sex” Me *vom*
Literally makes me feel sick when they talk like this, it’s like incest
Alfie must be looking at Jim Chapman right now and feeling jealous. Jim is travelling all over the place and now seems to have a model girlfriend just like Marcus, that could be you Alfie, but with a male model of course 
Wonder If Jim and his new gf will get invited to Zalfies, I’ve a feeling they’ll both side with Jim, as I think they prefer him to Tanya.
Now that Poopy and Sean the sheep have moved out of Alfie’s flat, he can use it as a shag pad, with his secret gay lover. With Zoe being so bonkers it would be really easy for Alfie to have an affair, he’d just gaslight her and she’d believe him.
Wonder If Jim and his new gf will get invited to Zalfies, I’ve a feeling they’ll both side with Jim, as I think they prefer him to Tanya. Now that Poopy and Sean the sheep have moved out of Alfie’s flat, he can use it as a shag pad, with his secret gay lover. With Zoe being so bonkers it would be really easy for Alfie to have an affair, he’d just gaslight her and she’d believe him.
Nah Zoe is siding with Tan for now
Of course
It wasn't Dominos
It wasn't Dominos
Probably too healthy for her - it had veg in it!Of course
It wasn't Dominos
Was going to say the same thing. But you beat me to it.
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