I’d love if someone leaked all the stuff on there a la Rebekah Vardy
Zoe Sugg #9 Orangella needs A new fella! #autumnal
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She had a much better hairdresser back in the day too.
I feel like that’s why Zoe is so obsessed with that time frame. 2014-2015. When the relationship was fairly new and Alfie genuinely fancied her. She wants that Alfie back even though he’s long gone.
Now all he does is immature things like intentionally cropping Zoe out of stories and opening admitting he doesn’t like her under the guise of it being a joke (she’s not the one, etc). I think once they moved to their not-mansion things went downhill rapidly.
Zoe looks best with long brunette hair that is NOT gifted by Sam Cusick and her team of hair butchers. I didn’t care for her dip dye ombré look and I don’t love her current ratty blonde extensions atm either. She looks best as a brunette as it makes her eyes pop. When styled correctly of course (not sporting a massive Trump combover). But she keeps going to Sam so we have to accept ugly hair from Zoe for the time being.
Still no news on that blog revival huh...
Why does she insist on living in this orange world?
Turn any photo into a ghastly orange toned mess with the new Filmm App! Desaturate any photo and remove any trace of reality replacing all colours with you've guessed it - ORANGE. Because if it doesn't look autumnal it isn't worth taking.
You can take a photo at any time of year or day and it'll still look 100% authentically autumnal.
Buy Filmm App now ~ only £99.99 for half a dozen filters. Proceeds go straight to Zoe's bank account to finance more autumnal costumes for Nala, pointless throws and carb filled takeaways.
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When I saw the selfie of A and Z together on her story today I just groaned. They were both in the picture/s before, why do they need one of them together specifically? It's really getting annoying. 
Wow she seemed so much happier back then 
SePiA
That’s all that is. SEPIA. Filmmapp is trash.
Even Alfie’s smiling like a human being rather than that gormless eyes shut look away thing he does now, I suppose at least that “smile” he does now does at least hide his teeth.
I think Zoe fancies mark and he’s the kinda guy she’d date if he wasn’t gay, tbh from what I’ve seen of mark they’d suit better I think!
Zoe needs to stop swearing...
I actually don't really mind the swearing, makes her sound a bit more human
Edit: apart from the obvious fact that everyday is Sunday for her, she does still look quite pretty without all the make-up.
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She looks great here! Lose the extensions and silly expression and it works wonders, if she went for this fresh faced look it'd take years off her! Genuinely think this is the best photo of her I've seen in agesI actually don't really mind the swearing, makes her sound a bit more human
Edit: apart from the obvious fact that everyday is Sunday for her, she does still look quite pretty without all the make-up.
Imagine it does get leaked and every photo is just pumpkins or orange leaves. Or it's just pure Alfie shade.I’d love if someone leaked all the stuff on there a la Rebekah Vardy
She looks extremely pretty without itI actually don't really mind the swearing, makes her sound a bit more human
Edit: apart from the obvious fact that everyday is Sunday for her, she does still look quite pretty without all the make-up.
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I’ve been in a relationship for 10 years with a man I met as a teenager. Sometimes I worry the ‘spark’ has gone. Then I see A and Z and think we’re doing pretty well 
Life is too short to be with someone who doesn’t fancy the pants off you, IMO.
Life is too short to be with someone who doesn’t fancy the pants off you, IMO.
I bet she will say she will do it and after 5 or.so days will stop and then make an excuse, either related to anxiety or some kind of illness (not autumn related)
if sheis so.worried surely she should ask an expert instead if just her fan girls? maybe she doesn't want to as wouldn't be able to get it #gifted
That actually happened last year. She tried to do 24 days of Christmas on ig and ended up giving up like 7 days in, tried to make up for it by putting several days into 1 but it didn't really work either when she gave up at day 16 completely
When was the last time she set foot in the office?
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