Yes we do.
Yes we do.Probably the Grindr app.
(Do they have that in the U.K.?)
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Zozeeboo proving once again that she's stuck in the past where she was relevant and actually quite pretty (look at those non-slug eyebrows - Bring those back please girl!)
Yes it essentially boils down to “you were better looking 5 years ago.” (Maybe a subtle reminder they are both getting older...?)Considering the essays she usually writes on Instagram that birthday post is pretty poor going isn't it
Alfie name is: OiOiSavaloySavageYes we do.
I don't know why but these photos remind of good, old, tumblr times, and I feel nostalgia now haha
Mark is her limpet, everywhere she goes he turns up, like a pet.The real question is why did she take mark?!
He's probably googling how to spell Waitress.View attachment 41741 Found him
He's probably just really confused "but I thought she said we were going to meet Joe at Waitrose... Where... are we?He's probably googling how to spell Waitress.
Oh wow. Zoe can't think of anything to say about Alfie because she doesn't notice him enough anymore! Probably tried to think of something "cute" but couldn't, so put the most generic thing ever!View attachment 41999View attachment 42000 Zoe is just sooo original!!
(Maybe I am being petty but Dianne posted that two days ago)
I think she's just mad that Alfie still hasn't proposed but she still wants to showcase that her and Alfie are goals for IG.View attachment 41999View attachment 42000 Zoe is just sooo original!!
(Maybe I am being petty but Dianne posted that two days ago)
Cards on ya bdayI think she's just mad that Alfie still hasn't proposed but she still wants to showcase that her and Alfie are goals for IG.
But she really didn't try here did she? She just copy/pasted what Dianne said to Joe. I'm beginning to think Zoe stalks and constantly refreshes Joe and Dianne's respective instagrams and it bothers her how much chemistry those two have and genuinely enjoy each other's company; while Alfie and Zoe passes the time playing cards. Dishwater is more interesting than these two. I swear.
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Can't think of anything else!Cards on ya bday
Zoe also often wonders what Alfie's stag and her hen-do will be like because it's so far off in the distance/an extremely lofty out-of-reach goal.Good to see that Alfies having a birthday night out with his matesGod forbid he does actually pop the question,I dread to think what his stag do would be like.
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