My dad always called American teeth 'toilet teeth' because of the obsession with having them porcelain whiteFound the American
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I always call them horse teeth, especially veneers, as they always look too big for their mouths.My dad always called American teeth 'toilet teeth' because of the obsession with having them porcelain white
Lazy because she isnāt āfixingā her own teeth? Iām not a Zoe or Alfie fan at all but this seems a bit harsh/ridiculous
I get that she spends a ridiculous amount of money on useless tat but I couldnāt care less if she doesnāt fix her teeth or not..
Didnt she have a bald patch when she was pregnant?
Is she actually running do we think or just posing in the outfits?!
she is being paid to move, sorry, to pretend to move
Alfie saying he needs to take more time for himself, whilst sat in a field with a coffee on a Friday. They really donāt live in the real world and with everything that is happening it comes across as quite socially deaf.
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Yep filling up that massive pool as well.
It was actually painful watching him blabber on about how people sitting in parks look so relaxed and how hard he found getting into his bookā¦.. I mean how the hell is that vlog worthy. I find him so painfully cringe and simple.
He is a first class prat. Hasn't got time for himself, I thought he gave himself Wednesdays off?
He said he doesnāt have that āskillā?? wtf. His whole life is like that. What does he want exactly?? 
So delusional, so ungrateful, so ignorant. If he is not happy, thatās a different matter. Itās up to him to change his life. But he does have free time!
So delusional, so ungrateful, so ignorant. If he is not happy, thatās a different matter. Itās up to him to change his life. But he does have free time!Its his skill to do some hard graft he needs to master, bloody moron!He said he doesnāt have that āskillā?? wtf. His whole life is like that. What does he want exactly??
Iām commenting as Iām watching his new vlog, and he just said that he wants to be able to read outside like other people do ācause it looks peaceful but he struggles to do so. Alfie if you canāt read outside, thatās okā¦ you donāt have to! Gosh. His obsession with the idea of something all the time!! Also, that bloody bookā¦ is he ever gonna finish it 
or take anything away from it. Itās obvious heās learned nothing so far.
or take anything away from it. Itās obvious heās learned nothing so far.Coming out of lurking to ask if Zoe and Mark are still 'besties'? I don't watch his videos so maybe I've missed something but I haven't heard Zoe mention him in a while? Wouldn't be surprised since she usually has friends just disappear after a while 
Zoe asking Alfie if heās going to cook dinner.. oh my god get off your lazy ass and cook it yourself! How hard is it to cook up a quick meal! Especially when in her case itās all preprepared sh*t. He didnāt even make any for himself he took her meal for upstairs and then went out. Jeez girl youāve got it good if I hear her complain about how she hasnāt got
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and Iām not surprised alfies always trying to find some excuse to get out of that house sheās seems like such a demanding control freak
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and Iām not surprised alfies always trying to find some excuse to get out of that house sheās seems like such a demanding control freakLike when he said when she was pregnant he'd be working or on a call and she'd just be like 'gawjus I'm hungry I need lunch NOW' and he'd have to get up and make her a full lunch immediately only for her to take a few bites and be done with it. She's so fragile.Zoe asking Alfie if heās going to cook dinner.. oh my god get off your lazy ass and cook it yourself! How hard is it to cook up a quick meal! Especially when in her case itās all preprepared sh*t. He didnāt even make any for himself he took her meal for upstairs and then went out. Jeez girl youāve got it good if I hear her complain about how she hasnāt got
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This!!!Zoe asking Alfie if heās going to cook dinner.. oh my god get off your lazy ass and cook it yourself! How hard is it to cook up a quick meal! Especially when in her case itās all preprepared sh*t. He didnāt even make any for himself he took her meal for upstairs and then went out. Jeez girl youāve got it good if I hear her complain about how she hasnāt got
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Also the look on Alfieās face when she was taking about her aChiEvEmenTS
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IKR she had only done 20 mins walking ffs. try doing an 8 hour shift and then ask someone to cook dinner! Also she eats in bed and he was eating on the floor because they have white sofas. God they are pathetic didn't they think about the fact they also have a child when they bought white sofas?Zoe asking Alfie if heās going to cook dinner.. oh my god get off your lazy ass and cook it yourself! How hard is it to cook up a quick meal! Especially when in her case itās all preprepared sh*t. He didnāt even make any for himself he took her meal for upstairs and then went out. Jeez girl youāve got it good if I hear her complain about how she hasnāt got
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He's not been round for ages. I think that friendship is coming to an end TBH. Also its Poppy's birthday and what is she doing? making pizza's at Zoe'sComing out of lurking to ask if Zoe and Mark are still 'besties'? I don't watch his videos so maybe I've missed something but I haven't heard Zoe mention him in a while? Wouldn't be surprised since she usually has friends just disappear after a while
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Oh wow Zoe's wearing a nice dress!
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