Bet she's never used a vibrator in her life.
Zoe Sugg #49 Five go absolutely nowhere, unless it's gifted
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I hate when influencers are like "I deserve time offline" and talking as if their audience is too demanding. Sure Hun, but this is your actual job. It's very different from a random person not posting.
She lives with Alfie! The damn thing is probably always out of batteries!!
Same old tit different day. How many times has she uploaded previously with pretty much the same caption?! Her life is literally so boring. For all her protesting, I bet she is on her phone allll the time, whenever you see her in Alfie’s vlog in the background she is always scrolling her phone. So I call bullshit on her saying she takes time offline, she just can’t be bothered to upload/engage/think of something to say.
All this I need to take a break is just excuses because she is lazy and cant be arsed to film or upload anything.
genuinely don’t get it tho, zoe doesn’t cook, clean, prob has a nanny for her child, endless money in the bank, gorgeous mansion, nice car, decent enough family but still NOTHING GOING ON. the things i’d do for the opportunities she just throws away, she’s bleeping embarrassing
I'd love to see zozo and alf have a 9 to 5 job.
Funny because I don't remember her taking social media breaks at the peak of her career when she was most in demand by brands.
also youtube isn't social media so why cant you upload a vlog if you are on a social media break? Now she's busy choosing a colour for her office, you know the one she will go in once a week when she pretends to be #girlboss and look through all the free PR stuff she's been sent.
also youtube isn't social media so why cant you upload a vlog if you are on a social media break? Now she's busy choosing a colour for her office, you know the one she will go in once a week when she pretends to be #girlboss and look through all the free PR stuff she's been sent.
I really like Maddie Chester, she seems lovely, however she, as managing director of zoella, is running it into the ground. It’s bizarre.
Zoella has been posting this junk well before maddie became managing director last year…
She’s been heading up zoella since January 2020 according to LinkedIn. It was only in September last year that she jumped from Gleam to Zoella.
The funniest thing about the whole Zoella site is its not even on brand...
Article about the best Rose wine-Zoe doesn't drink
Articles about sex and vibrators-Zoe doesn't even kiss on camera let alone talk about sex
Articles about cooking-Zoe lives on takeaways
Articles about Marriage etc-well lets not even mention that!
Article about the best Rose wine-Zoe doesn't drink
Articles about sex and vibrators-Zoe doesn't even kiss on camera let alone talk about sex
Articles about cooking-Zoe lives on takeaways
Articles about Marriage etc-well lets not even mention that!
I don't think she writes the articles, does she? They're articles about the lives of the other people on team Zoella.
Well no the articles are for her readers. Plus who actually gives a tit what her team's fav song is?
Is she channeling baby poo with that paint colour for her office? Makes me think of an army barracks with that bare brick and that colour.
They're desperate going for a cool big sister vibe but it's missing the mark. Also no longer "in". Again, she's playing catch up with trends.
slobella after bagging a bag of groceries at waitrose: i need some time to myself, this is so exhausting
Imagine being 10 mins into a new office job and you’re just like “I deserve a holiday from working so hard” - that’s the same as influencers saying they deserve time off
Is that her work for the week then one day of 4 IG stories and one post?
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