Zoe Sugg #33 ADont do anything for free haha

[Vwid]

No mention on Zoe’s stories of a happy birthday to Dianne?!

Hoping they’re seeing her later and will put something up then, otherwise it’s incredibly rude and selfish

 

[Sharknado46]

I also found it obnoxious that Alfie kept stomping past in the background. If you know Zoe’s going to be filming in a common area, maybe stay in a different area? I’m sure he could have managed to spend an hour somewhere else in that house, rather than walking by constantly. It felt like he was doing it on purpose IMO - like to remind everyone that he’s here, and he impregnated her!

YES! I thought the exact same! And he was stabbing a ready meal really loudly halfway through her speaking?! Rude

 

[Borntorun]

I seem to remember when I was pregnant my midwife told me that I had to avoid all family except under a gazebo in my garden and I couldn't leave the house unless it was to queue outside a bakery to cut cakes into quarters, dick about touching every surface in a garden centre or go out for lunch. Princess Preggo is just following guidelines.

I am a midwife and can confirm this is the exact guidance. Don’t forget all of the recommended hours in bed and on the sofa so you end up developing a DVT

 

[Lilykins]

There we have it guys - the real reason for sudden activity on Instagram. To remind us all she wrote a tit book and it’s now coming out in paperback

 

[Vwid]

Just waiting for this little series of stories to end in an ad

And boom - there’s the thinly veiled ad for the book

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Hoping they’re seeing her later and will put something up then, otherwise it’s incredibly rude and selfish

I doubt it. We all know she can't stand Dianne and only seems to have anything yo do with her if it means Dianne will flog her stuff or Joe insists on her being there

 

[laykeadsy]

Zoe does not need to be buying maternity wear, especially if she doesn't even like the idea of wearing over-the-bump jeans and says that all summer she's going to be wearing floaty dresses. All she needs to do is buy a couple pf pairs of jeans in a size or two bigger.

 

[Nottsgirl]

I thought her hair looked lovely in that ponytail today. Suits her much better than when she wears it down

 

[LolaMontez]

Zoe: (the car seat) it's half the size of me
No.. please.. just shut the f up !! I'm so done with watching her video's

 

[laykeadsy]

Already complaining because the seat belt feels uncomfortable against her tiny bump. I can't.

 

[dxo]

Will she hire help to carry the car seat? Applications via insta

 

[LLByrne]

Zoe: (the car seat) it's half the size of me
No.. please.. just shut the f up !! I'm so done with watching her video's

I’m surprised she didn’t try to fit into the car seat, cause she so tiny!!!

 

[coconochanel]

She doesnt need maternity jeans she hasnt even got a bump yet. Also I can just see Alfie being the one doing more for the baby then Zoe. It will be Zoe sat on the sofa watching Gavin & Stacey holding the baby saying 'Alfie she needs her bottle' and he'll go running to the kitchen to warm it up etc.

 

[Snackella]

She could just buy a size 8 jean, but you know she's so teeny tiny she couldn't possibly wear a size 8.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Dianne can sleep easy knowing Zoe's acknowledged her birthday. I know she'll probably see her in person but considering she posted three stories about her hair (missing the #ad # gifted I noticed) it's pretty petty acknowledgment of someone who's likely to be your future sister in law. Maybe that's the problem

She could just buy a size 8 jean, but you know she's so teeny tiny she couldn't possibly wear a size 8.

Anyone else living for the moment she gives birth and struggles to lose that pouch around your stomach? It's a killer yo shift and based on her diet and lifestyle its not looking good for her. I suspect we won't hear much about how small she is then

 

[coconochanel]

How will you know what size jeans you will need before your bump gets big? isnt she buying them too early?

 

[Discolights]

I think she tries too hard to portray this perfect life. Everything she does, has to be done so it would look good on insta. Over the top parties, perfectly decorated Christmas etc. Her grandad wouldn’t be Instagramable for her, which is the saddest thing to say, but that’s how it comes across. Bless him. I would be seeing him whenever I could if he was my grandfather.

 

[Tigertheboxerdog]

Zoe’s gone absolutely overboard on her stories AND uploading a video today for 2 reasons:
1) to flog her new book she’s definitely not written herself
2) to try get more attention than Dianne on her bday

 

[Fillyjonk]

How will you know what size jeans you will need before your bump gets big? isnt she buying them too early?

Maternity jeans have a stretchy band that grows with you - you just buy your normal dress size.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Zoe’s gone absolutely overboard on her stories AND uploading a video today for 2 reasons:
1) to flog her new book she’s definitely not written herself
2) to try get more attention than Dianne on her bday

100% this. She knew all the Joanne fans would be waiting to see what she'd be saying. Strangely I seem to remember when it was sloppy and arse licker Mark's birthday she was gushing all over Instagram. I really hope Joe does propose on his birthday and hopefully overshadows the birth