hahaha!! I was sick about 4 times in labour.. as if you arent going through enough lolI still remember my partner acrobatically catching my vomit in the cardboard boy as it was about to cover him
Let's pray she doesn't go to antenatal classes and hears about pooing yourself and tearing
They are both in for such a wake up call when the baby is born.Listening to Alfie talking about doing basic household chores is something else: "Consistently for a long period of time I was doing Nala's breakfast, Zoe's breakfast, my breakfast, cleaning and cooking in the house". It's a dog, surely her breakfast is just pouring her kibble into a bowl?! Hilarious how he thinks that's a hectic schedule. Everyone praise Alfie for putting together Nala's breakfast while working a 10 hour work week - don't know how he managed it.
Also, why was he still cooking fish if it was making Zoe gag? He couldn't have just switched to something else temporarily? Think I'd smack my partner upside the head if he stunk out the house with fish while I was pregnant and nauseous.
I projectile vomited afterwards and it was honestly like a scene from The Exorcist.Whos gonna tell her alot of women throw up in labour...(me included lol)
Didn’t she also have a drink around Christmas time? I know you’re allowed a certain amount while pregnant, but I personally wouldn’t if I was so certain that I was pregnant.So, if we're to believe that she knew she was pregnant the second the sperm touched her egg, that means that over vlogmas when she went to EIGHT (or more, but I seem to remember eight) supermarkets in search of her ridiculous kiddie choc advent calendar she KNEW she was pregnant. And she chose to risk the crowds and potentially getting covid and miscarrying to... get her kiddie choc advent calendar.
Yeah, this sure sounds like a woman who has wanted to be a mother more than anything. I foresee a bestseller from poor little Ad Deyes in a few years titled My Selfish Mommy Dearest.
I've never tried for a baby so I can't actually say for first hand experience but my guess is it's definitely not all hot and sexy like he says. But in seriousness I feel like that comment alone just proves this conception was fairly easy for them (and good for them in a way, I wouldn't wish fertility issues etc on anyone) but his comment could be hurtful to those who did take longer to conceive. People I know or follow that have had fertility issues or have just taken longer to get pregnant have mentioned how sex stopped being about fun and sexy and became in a way a job to get their dream of a family. How they felt bad that it wasn't all roses and lovely like the films, how they feel sad that they don't get the magical conception of their dreams etc. I'm not hating them if their sex was 'just like the movies', I'm just saying it could come across as braggy (like Zalfie do best) and could be really saddening for some. Maybe I'm just being too dramatic about that comment though xAlfie's thoughts and feelings:
- Alfie (56:20) "Just how sexy and amazing it is like the movies trying for a baby and how great your sex life once your gf is pregnant"
He was joking but it was unnecessary ending but yeah probably the once a year sex they had, they upped to 2 and boom...pay deyesI've never tried for a baby so I can't actually say for first hand experience but my guess is it's definitely not all hot and sexy like he says. But in seriousness I feel like that comment alone just proves this conception was fairly easy for them (and good for them in a way, I wouldn't wish fertility issues etc on anyone) but his comment could be hurtful to those who did take longer to conceive. People I know or follow that have had fertility issues or have just taken longer to get pregnant have mentioned how sex stopped being about fun and sexy and became in a way a job to get their dream of a family. How they felt bad that it wasn't all roses and lovely like the films, how they feel sad that they don't get the magical conception of their dreams etc. I'm not hating them if their sex was 'just like the movies', I'm just saying it could come across as braggy (like Zalfie do best) and could be really saddening for some. Maybe I'm just being too dramatic about that comment though x
Honestly it just betrayed what i've always thought: for all her faux feminism, she's just another woman who sticks with a manchild and sorts all the boring life admin to make her manchild partners life as easy as possible because he sulks when asked to do basic household chores as mummy always did it all for him because she wants a baby and a ring.Listening to Alfie talking about doing basic household chores is something else: "Consistently for a long period of time I was doing Nala's breakfast, Zoe's breakfast, my breakfast, cleaning and cooking in the house". It's a dog, surely her breakfast is just pouring her kibble into a bowl?! Hilarious how he thinks that's a hectic schedule. Everyone praise Alfie for putting together Nala's breakfast while working a 10 hour work week - don't know how he managed it.
Also, why was he still cooking fish if it was making Zoe gag? He couldn't have just switched to something else temporarily? Think I'd smack my partner upside the head if he stunk out the house with fish while I was pregnant and nauseous.
Who’s going to tell her that babies and children throw up? How’s she going to cope with that!Whos gonna tell her alot of women throw up in labour...(me included lol)
She definitely will. BUT, with how shit of a vlogger/instagrammer/ influencer she is, we probably won't have a "first months with baby" vlog until Little Cashcow is 15.Honestly she’s going to get such a bitchslap into reality when her baby is born. I can’t wait personally
7up is the cure to all illnesses in Ireland and our Irish miracle sudocream lolApart from the sprite thing... 7 up weirdly helped with my nausea but to be honest anything citrus did!
or like half the family vloggers have a full time Nanny, so just pose with the child for photos and dump them on someone else most of the day while they 'work'.She definitely will. BUT, with how shit of a vlogger/instagrammer/ influencer she is, we probably won't have a "first months with baby" vlog until Little Cashcow is 15.
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