This would make far more sense than my tired brain thinking either the illustrator was giving commentary on her life, or she was hinting at people
This would make far more sense than my tired brain thinking either the illustrator was giving commentary on her life, or she was hinting at peopleI think its a home alone reference but I havent seen home alone in years.
Omg she looked so disappointed! Tbf Alfie did have a point (can't believe I just said that) as they aren't very festive. V sad that once Alfie said he didn't like the ribbon she started to question it too.Actually felt bad for Zoe when Alfie said he didn’t like the ribbon lol she looked so dejected.
1) Zoe and Joe look so sickly.
ugh its so weirdly sad to see how much influence alfie's opinions have on zoe (the ribbon thingy).Omg she looked so disappointed! Tbf Alfie did have a point (can't believe I just said that) as they aren't very festive. V sad that once Alfie said he didn't like the ribbon she started to question it too.
She only posts that because she's smug Zalfie are the only couple still together
If he doesn't do it on their 10th anniversary she'll end up proposing to him next time the year comes round for 'the woman to do it' and try and put a positive spin on it - how do I get William Hill to give me odds on that?Has anyone watched Alfie's latest vlog? They go to some type of light exhibition thing with Soppy. Zoe jokingly says that she will have an installation with the words "will you marry me, Alfie" and laughs awkwardly while he cackles. Then she asks what he would think if he saw that and he replies (and I kid you not) "I wouldn't think it's for me, l'd just think it was someone proposing to someone named Alfie". After they've been together for 8 years. Not months, years. And he thinks it's completely absurd to think that they would get engaged.
Sadly, Zoe joking about the proposal reminds me of a friend of mine. My friend has been strangely vocal about being against marriage for years, saying that only idiots get married and how she and her boyfriend don't need a piece of paper to be together. Only recently she admitted that she would actually want to get married but he doesn't. Apparently it's easier to pretend that she doesn't want to get married either than admit that he does not want to marry her.
You’re correct, I was literally thinking about this the other day funnily enough. When she announced her first book, She said something like “I was always a bookworm growing up, you can ask my mum” as if we could ring up ol’ Tracy and ask herI was chatting to a mate about Zoe's writing endeavours and said that Zoe claimed to be a book worm growing up but hadn't actually finished the Harry Potter books (as I'm pretty sure I read that here). My friend didn't believe me and asked for receipts... is this true or am I imagining it? Was this in a vlog somewhere? (I've tried searching and most results are about her outselling JK Rowling looooool)
new level of lazy even though colour coding gifts takes way more work than writing someone's name- She spends 2 minutes talking about wrapping paper and how she'll be colour coding gifts"its easier than looking at the tag"
She reacted better than I would, especially with a camera in her face. If it was me in that situation, I probably would have burst into tears. LOL.I felt so,so upset for her. It was an expensive necklace, she actually managed to maintain her composure but you could tell she was not really into it when it wasn't a ring. I think she rarely wears it either.
So shady of her to post that pic considering Niomi and Marcus and Tanya and Jim aren’t together anymore. I feel like it’s an intentional thing she’s done there.
Thought exactly this down to a t when I watched the clip.In the first vlogmas () did anyone notice that when asked what his favourite vlogmas moment ever was, he said it was a night out that only he, Sean and Mark went on? So not even a moment that Zoe was involved in lol. And he was talking as if it was the most cRAzY THiNg EVeR that they were in a night club and Mark was dancing on a pole (pretty standard behaviour for a night out IMO).
Bless him, I think he would have rather spent his twenties getting loose and partying, but he knows he has a good thing with Zoe and doesn't want to lose it. He also seems to be nervous about getting really drunk because of his fame (getting filmed or taken advantage of) which is fair enough. I'm not suggesting there is some massive conspiracy that he resents Zoe for this and will one day snap, but it's more of an obvious sacrifice he's made for Zoe and fame.
I don’t know if he’s still in the habit of saying “send it” but it genuinely made me want to rip my ears off my head.Every time one of them uses the term “sick” I honestly cringe with my whole being
Does she know how to just write labels on gifts ffsVlog: New Christmas Wreath & Best New Purchase
- Start in their Tesla at the vets; Narla was ill
- Zoe is wearing a disposable mask and Zoe mentions she needs to wrap it around her ears twice because her heads seewwwwww tiny
- Narla kept waking up every hour
- Alfie: "I'm thinking how hard it will be to be parents"
--- has he had an epiphany in lockdown and wants to knock Zoe up now?
- Alfie being the idiot he thinks because the face mask pulls his ears forward his ears might stay that way
- Zoe commented about getting specially made masks (remember her head is sewwww tiny)
- Home and #AD time with Function of Beauty
- I'm wondering when she'll do an Amazon Prime #AD
- Zoe "so many of you ordered the Function of Beauty Zoella collab" --- don't remember seeing one but okkkk
- She has the body lotion too and said "when I remember to lotion. I'm not the best at moisturising" ---- we can see
- Zoe: "When was the last time I moisturised" ---- pardon?
-Zoe: "Me and Amy are doing an IG live on IG" -- I thought you were going to be on the moon
- She's going to start "writing the 2nd book" in January 2021, but they've "started the plot" 2 years ago
- Zoe "struggles" to do IG live and vlog
- She's listening to Dear Joan and Jericha podcast. Zoe added "me and Mark love it" -- has Mark ever NOT liked something she likes??? Does he not have independent thought???
- Zoe puts the wreath on the door -- she bought it from Instagram. She can't recall if it was an ad or someone mentioning it --- that's what happens when you're forever buying stuff
- Her excuse: "I love supporting small businesses"
- She wants to one year to do a Christmas porch like her Pumpkin poarch. Said she might decorate a bench all Christmassy next year. Why???? She never has visitors
- The neon ribbons appeared
- Alfie did not like the ribbons "they're the least festive thing I've ever seen" -- I agree
- Still think colour coding gifts is dumb
- She asked for comments and people were honest and the comments haven't been deleted lol
- The IG live she really did bang on about it taking 2 years
- Amy talked above her first novel, Zoe didn't talk about hers (ghostgirlwriter online)
To be fair, she showed herself writing tags. So she wanted to both color coordinate and write tags.Does she know how to just write labels on gifts ffs
Oh clearly didn’t pay attentionTo be fair, she showed herself writing tags. So she wanted to both color coordinate and write tags.
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