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so whilst Alfie was in Tiffany looking for the perfect dog bowl for Nala.
Joe was on his way back to the UK to wife Naomi up
Even Zoe’s elf’s we’re off the shelf By the time they returned from New York
Poor Zoe.....Forever waiting for her man child to grow up..
on another note, the vlogmas depression seems to have lifted and mark must be delighted he‘ll have some vlog content now zoe is back!!!
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LOL! All it would wear would be futurelf onesies, tops and hats. It would be the perfect reason for alfie to have his not merch on show even more than ever. Or it would be wearing beige tracksuits and massive fake glasses.I actually feel sorry for any child that is spawned from Zalfie.
Don’t worry - there won’t be one.I actually feel sorry for any child that is spawned from Zalfie.
I think this is apart of the reason why she’s kept the extensions.... to keep her head looking tiny!I'm just wondering how Zoe would give birth to a baby if it took after him and had a giant head! It makes me laugh to see them sitting together with his giant shrek head and her little pin head, it's ridiculous!
I'm happily single and have a better chance of getting engaged or pregnant first.Are we really imagining Zoe as a mother? Does she know you have to have sex first to make a baby??
Hahah! I “licherally” can’t even imagine them ever being intimate or having sex. I know you can’t tell to look at someone what they’re like, but honestly, neither of them look like they have a sensual bone in their bodies! Alfie is just a buffoon who would probably guffaw at the sight of a boob. they’re both so childish that I just can’t see either of them in that way at all!Are we really imagining Zoe as a mother? Does she know you have to have sex first to make a baby??
Paparazzi?I shouldn’t laugh at the fact there is a full blown conversation on Naomi’s engagement photo about Zoe’s biological clock and Alfie’s fear of buying a ring with the paparazzi around.
I shouldn’t laugh but I am
I shouldn’t laugh at the fact there is a full blown conversation on Naomi’s engagement photo about Zoe’s biological clock and Alfie’s fear of buying a ring with the paparazzi around.
I shouldn’t laugh but I am
She also doesn’t want to grow up!! She wears big onesies like a giant baby and tries to talk cutesy and says she’s little like literally infantilises herself. two Big Kidspoor Zoe.
But then, this is what happens when you couple up with someone who doesn’t want to grow up.
Never a missed opportunity to film Zalfie with Joanne. Let’s see how many times Alfie not so subtly drools over Dianne during this visit...Was it just me, but was that Carol service she at in Wiltshire with the oaf and Joe & Dianne held in a church?. I ain't into religion or any of that, but seriously if Zoe is going to go to a service can she at least have the respect not to film her brother & his gf just to get some more engagement on insta & more views for tomorrow's vlog.
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