Zoe London

[derrygirl23]

a return flight to Ibiza every weekend to DJ is an interesting way to contribute towards the climate disaster

 

[Orangesocks182]

Does anyone remember when Zoe tried to make The Rocketts a thing?

 

[ekl2000]

Such a pick me. At least she’s shut up about Joshua Tree now.

 

[ekl2000]

The thought of a 34 year old woman taking selfies, filtering the living fuck out of them, creating some kind of vintage looking collage and adding a Blink 182 song AND caption is sending me

this isn’t content creation. It’s desperately seeking validation.

 

[coolcapitalist]

Oh dear

 

[emmer_moans]

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If she really thinks CoNTeNt likes makes life more enjoyable then she needs to get some therapy

If I follow people on Instagram I watch stories but I don't also have time to go and like all their posts. I also don't like being told how to use the app by content creators. What I tap on is my business thank you very much

 

[Cooksie]

‘absolute GOAT’ but hasn’t been bothered to open her purse in years to purchase. It’s regularly been available in Boots counters. She’s one of the worst influencers for being so disingenuous I roll my eyes whenever she posts her freebies.. never a product she naturally posts about

 

[QueenKoala]

Her Instagram at the moment is the most god awful cringe… don’t want to look but at the same time can’t look away 🫣

 

[xits_jjx]

The self esteem thing has convinced me it’s his cheating that lead to a split, I feel like with a normal breakup where you just fell out of love or the things you wanted out of life have changed etc you both kind of accept that and move on. Her self esteem has taken a huge blow so that makes me think whoever said he cheated was telling the truth, Zoe probably saw the type he cheated with and now feels shit because they’re not her.

Honestly if that is the case George is a resounding twat and she doesn’t deserve that.

 

[Disneylifeonly]

Thing is, people don’t cheat for no reason

Oh wow better go fund my husband and check what I did to make him get another girl pregnant when we were married
Here I thought it was because he like all Chesters was a massive cunt

 

[Orangesocks182]

Lol alright sorry Zoe Guetta

 

[xits_jjx]

She’s basically a glorified top shop dj

 

[evac90]

There is absolutely nobody, influencer or not, whose mons pubis should be out on instagram.

 

[Madeofeyes]

Thoughts on Zoe thinking taking multiple flights a year is a flex
I get that climate / environment / pollution issues are caused by massive companies like coke and nestle etc BUT I def think influencers shouldn’t be banging on about taking 20 flights in a couple of months like we should all be doing it

 

[Orangesocks182]

She is getting absolutely rinsed in the comments for this

 

[tinyc]

I haven’t followed Zoe for years but she occasionally pops up on my timeline etc now and again. There’s something so unlikeable about her, she just has this “better than you”, “know it all” vibe to her. She thinks she’s super unique and she really isn’t.

Plus, when she DJ’s it’s just really cringe.

 

[whoareyouu]

Not everyone is a piece of shit
Bit unfair to make out George is fully the bad guy
No one knows what their relationship was like behind closed doors or if emotional or sexual needs were not being met
I thought the point of this thread was hating on Zoe and not the ex husband

You leave. You don’t cheat.

Plus, it’s not hating on her; it’s discussion.

 

[emmer_moans]

Oh yeah because Joshua Tree sure is a hidden gem ("encompassing a total of 790,636 acres (1,235.4 sq mi; 3,199.6 km2)[2] – slightly larger than the state of Rhode Island") or the CITY OF AMSTERDAM.

Good lord, these are the times she drives me up the wall.

Lol, when she got married she acted like Joshua Tree was 1) her own personal land and 2) that she is the first person to have ever discovered it.

 

[Orangesocks182]

If she really thinks CoNTeNt likes makes life more enjoyable then she needs to get some therapy

 

[screamqueen]

You can like football and rock music. It's okay girl.

Ohhh as IF she posted this - CRINGEEEEE

Mate, guess what - women can be into anything they fucking want to be. And guess what, here’s something crazy, we can also have the same interests as men, isn’t that wild? Wow, welcome to the 21st century babe.