Seriously, who is meant to give a flying fuck about her height? I remember waiting next to her at traffic lights when she was on her way to her first Be:Fit Festival in London (circa 2016, before her head became wedged up her own arse) and then spoke to her and Tally at said festival. There was nothing remotely shocking about her height.
She can fuck right off drip feeding whatever races she's signed up for
Are we all supposed to be guessing some ultra distance because she's just so fabulous and qUiRkY?
Whatever it is, it will probably involve a long haul flight
Iron man and ultra marathon I reckon
…. Within TWO days apart!
up Mount Everest and including a cross ocean swim
Which is stressful because she’ll have a holiday either side
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Ooh and the run will be across the whole world! Starting in Alaska and ending in Russia!
Ah, but they’re not HOLIDAYS remember? If she goes for a walk while in a foreign country, it ceases to be a holiday and must be labelled a WORK TRIP because she is such a hard working boss babe
Iron man and ultra marathon I reckon
…. Within TWO days apart!
up Mount Everest and including a cross ocean swim
Which is stressful because she’ll have a holiday either side
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Ooh and the run will be across the whole world! Starting in Alaska and ending in Russia!
She’s acting like a full on mad bastard, for entering some races?
What about that is challenging? She already knows she can run a half marathon!
Whatever her ‘plot twist’ of a race is, does she really reckon she’s going to take it seriously? She’s got 30 flights to fit in before the wedding of the century!
Oh, Zanna, wasn’t that London “hike” reel on your yesterday’s to do list? How come you didn’t get to tick it off?! Was it an orange crayon day? And an hour or two working on it and that’s all we got? WOW! Smells like red crayon to me