Zanna Van Dijk #23 Zanna Van Hike

[Santa23]

I doubt he goes away with mates. He probably only has between 5 to 6 weeks a year annual leave. Poor guy has a real job.

 

[martaS]

Can someone please hold me hair while I go and puke my everything out?

But then Ant is there as well. Interesting.

Or you could just give your body a r e s t? Or is this too pedestrian for princess Rosanna?

 

[icameheretospy]

Why is she so obsessed with these “what I eat in a day”?! Twice in one week! This time - getting a dig at Anthony in there…

 

[mammer8]

Is she spending her birthday with her new pal instead of the love of her life?

 

[uberoblique]

How many other people go "wild" swimming in mountain lakes in cheeky bikinis like this?
View attachment 2458026

Also most of the Banff mountain lakes are freezing as they’re glacier fed. Not my choice of holiday fun in mid-September!

 

[greenergrass]

Hope not given tally is her celebrant or whatever it’s called (not fitting the aesthetic for the bridesmaids look)

There’s probably a bitter taste in Tally’s mouth after Zanna pretty much said she didn’t agree with her lifestyle and she’s willing to look past her approach to health and fitness

 

[Dawn5219]

Do you think she'll make him have a hair transplant? Or maybe they can have couple's hair transplant together? 🫣

#Gifted #AD #PR all in white font incoming

 

[daisychain99]

I’ve had a SURI toothbrush for a year. So annoyed she is now ‘a huge fan’… ie getting paid to promote it

 

[martaS]

And here she is at 6:50am, posting about her next hiking trip.
I wonder what happened to those couple of spots on that Turkey trip 🥱

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

I doubt her life will change dramatically straight away after the wedding, I think she will still jet off to foreign countries and go off to do activities with friends while she could be spending time with Ant. If she gets pregnant, then yes of course, and probably more when the poor baby arrives. But from the way she's acting right now it's quite clear she doesn't want kids and would only be doing it for Ant. Which is just so silly! They should split up, and Ant should find someone who wants to have his babies, and Zanna be with someone who doesn't want kids. It would be the kind thing to do.

Yeah their poor future kids

 

[Greencatfysh]

Yeah I find it hard to believe there would be that many sober ravers... @Greencatfysh do you know if Ollie et al do drugs?

I would imagine not, they’re super into fitness etc and wouldn’t want to corrupt themselves. Back in the day some of those guys were even voluntarily sober (for fitness reasons) which was unheard of in our group at that age!

 

[daisychain99]

I'm still not over the fact that she took an automatic driving lesson when she could already drive manual what else is there to teach other than "there are no gears or clutch"? How could that lesson last any longer than one minute? A fool and his money are indeed easily parted

Well she needs something to do with her time …

 

[Robot Lady]

It’s the 0.5 camera that tries to replicate a wide angle lens. It does a decent job but the perspective gets very warped around the edges

 

[icameheretospy]

Her writing is so horrendous and uninspiring, and she calls herself travel blogger

 

[mammer8]

Pretending she likes her cat

 

[daisychain99]

Oh god this is going to get trotted out for the next year now isn’t it? The time she had to overcome adversity yet again by spending her birthday in luxury in the Dolomites She’ll be giving it “guys, these things happen. As you saw from my diary entry yesterday, I’m a changed person. I am zen. Zen Zan,” but actually raging behind the scenes because her plans have been ruined. Lol.

Didn’t she ask for catering… she’ll be pissed she had to change that, although it is probably at the weekend

Three more? I hope they sell as well as this autumn's trip to Turkey she hasn't mentioned it in the last five days so maybe the remaining places got filled.

shes just mentioned it on her stories… it’s sold out
---

That’s actually crazy. Also all these women she’s with. Never seen again. I think it says a lot when someone changes their close friends every 6-9 months.

True…. Does she have any stable long term friends apart from Steph Ellsworth and tally?

 

[CustardPie]

Jesus Bloody Christ
Just how many more times

View attachment 2393667

Thing is it actually looks like a fab trip, but SO bloody expensive!

 

[Wikiwangocard]

So she's already bored of her wanky Latin motto tattoo. She is an actual walking cliché

 

[martaS]

I thought this food looked yummy, I guess because Zanna wasn’t the chef!

She actually had to do some chewing this time, didn't she?
---

Don’t say that in front of an American!!

I mean, if something is not actually cooked on the barbie, is it a BBQ food?

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Remember when she ditched Tally’s engagement party to go and watch Rufus du Sol who she’d seen a few times before? She’s an absolute self-obsessed idiot.

Didn’t she say in one of her recent YouTube videos that she’s already booked a load of trips immediately after the wedding so she doesn’t have to be at home dealing with post-wedding blues? That wedding, if it happens, is going to be nothing more than a spectacle for engagement and content on social media. Another one who is all about the wedding but not the marriage.

Oh my god yes and hasn’t Tally made her a bridesmaid?? Have some pride! Unless of course it’s all for the engagement having Zanna will bring