"Hey lovely lady, I realise you're just a tourist but the thing is, me and my boyfriend here... what's that? Oh, well yes I guess he
could be my son I suppose? Anyway, me and my BOYFRIEND, well we're NOT tourists, no, not us...we are travellers!. We thrive on going off the beaten track, finding undiscovered gems...yes, i can see the queues of everyone else waiting to see all the undiscovered stuff but I'm an Instagrammer!! And in Instagram world we cannot allow other people to look like we're all doing the same thing! Also we're totally in love
and just in awe of everything and we need to have lots of candid photos to prove it!! TONY, STOP INTERRUPTING ME I'M TRYING TO TALK TO THE LOVELY LADY...Anyway, so if you wouldn't mind just being an amazing human and taking a load of photos of us then I'll.pick the best one and post it online!! I'll say you air dropped it to me!! No no, you don't need to know what air drop is, just take the damn photos..."