Umm luckily my other half is nothing like yours š„² sorry you had a tit time but not all men who travel for work are dirt bags...I wouldn't bother from experience having a fella working away
1) they won't notice
2) they don't care
3) for the past 6 weeks he's probably been dipping it in brothels. Save yourself the aggro and buy a duck off Chinese and wine.
And he will definitely notice when I go from sleep deprived SAHM to sexy milf