Youpenga #3 It's all coffee shitzus and giggles, until the dogs want a walk!

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Can you imagine the shock if they ever have a baby? They struggle to walk 2 dogs daily, let alone the hard work having a baby/ toddler involves. Bubzzzzzz wouldn’t be able to disappear for hours on end to ‘game with Jeff’ and Candy wouldn’t be able to spend the day vegging out in front of the TV with the ‘puppas’.
 
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How old are they?
act like there mid to late 70s but are actually

(@Delia Smith hilarious - I burst out laughing at that


They would struggle big time, i bet she’s imagining she would be like those stay at home mums she watches on YT but I can see her being the opposite - she would stop filming vlogs as she wouldn’t cope.
Coffee intake would rise and her on plan would become permanent off plan
 
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One thing is certain. They will not have a baby whilst they are in that house. Where will Bubzzzzzz hide when the baby is crying ?? Imagine how many ‘headaches’ he will have then !!
I couldnt imagine these 2 having a baby,because they don't come across as a couple. It's more like a brother and sister or best mates house sharing,I dont see any chemistry between them, in fact he doesnt appear remotely interested.
 
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Feel bad for her craving attention from her mother. She thinks she's blessed cos her mum came over for a bath. Her mum was just trying to save on bills more like and fancied being waited on for the night.

Bubzzzzz huffing and puffing constantly lol.

I bet they do really horrible farts with that diet they have, all the meat and eggs.

Also, she had so many coffees in that vlog. Clearly not cutting down after saying she was!
 
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Her Mum seems like an odd one. Candy craves the attention from Mummy dearest or Bubs but sadly gets it from neither. She must spend all weekend alone. It's sad. My husband would never game all day and leave me alone.
 
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Her Mum seems like an odd one. Candy craves the attention from Mummy dearest or Bubs but sadly gets it from neither. She must spend all weekend alone. It's sad. My husband would never game all day and leave me alone.
He really is a boring twat, I get folks have hobbies, but he spends most of his weekend gaming with jeff'!!
Would love to know who this Jeff is!!!!!
 
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I don’t think there is a Jeff. Gaming with Jeff is a euphemism for something else….what else I’ve not worked out yet
 
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well that new vlog totally proved she reads here.

if Giz isn’t social on the lead - do you know what will change that. More walks with dogs around so he can get socialised

goes on a long muddy walk in boots not designed for that (where are her joules wellies which would have been perfect)

either I don’t understand reset videos or if she’s just using words which will gain clicks but that’s not what I class as a reset

I’m finding her incredibly boring they never seem to do anything
 
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A reset would be something you do after a busy week of doing other things. She doesn’t do anything so a reset is just a normal day for her.
30 eggs between 2 people each week is crazy. She’s is so excessive with certain things. It’s also greedy .
We know she reads here so why is her husband still in his grotty dressing gown at 2pm? Why can’t he get himself out and go for a walk ? He was gaming all the previous day ‘with Jeff’ so there is no excuse.
 
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Blimey I'm actually gona stick up for candy abit!! I've had an aggressive dog ( she'd been attacked) so taking her out she was always on the defensive, it was hard and stressful, but I had 2 at the time and it would never have entered my head to walk them separately!!
Why couldn't Bubzz at least wash the dishes?? He's such a lazy arse!
 
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I was thinking the same as you @Sarlis she must read on here. Did I notice Bubz in a different colour dressing gown it was blue isn’t the other one a dirty grey colour?
I thought the Yoins jacket was too tight for her.
I find it difficult to understand her not being able to go out on her own, I’ve travelled all over the world on my own and find people are more friendlier when you are.
I see “the Dutch oven” has been put on the window sill, it will probably get used for plants soon.
 
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Can't believe I've just wasted half an hour listening to the drivel she put up.
Definitely read on here about Giz not being walked.... might be wrong but this aggressiveness she says, don't seem to remember that pre Newt.
Really boring life she's living at the moment, and this constant wanting to do things on her own is baffling to me.
Plus she went out with Newt and then came home to the dishes, hoovering, tidying whilst the Sloth did nowt
 
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That’s shocking and so sad, I hate hearing of those kind of attacks.
I think that’s natural if a dog has been previously attacked it can totally change their personality.
I just think they haven’t trained Giz because they didn’t go around a lot of dogs and still don’t.
she’s never once mentioned him being aggressive just he needs space which could be for a lot of reasons.
Also newt looked very wary/unsure like it was not a situation she is in regularly (socialising with other dogs) she might be better because she has Giz at home but poor Giz didn’t have that.
They should still be walked together imo - that lump of a husband should have taken newt out with Giz in the evening.

And I agree with our you all he could have done some cleaning up as well!

oh god the dressing gown my OH would not be seen dead in one let alone laze about in one.

I have to say I have put on weight recently but I haven’t outgrown my clothes and I haven’t struggled to do up a coat luckily I do feel bad for her but what does she expect when she’s been eating terribly for a year.

I think the only thing she used the Dutch oven for was bread (not a good thing for healthier eating)
 
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