I’m so invested in this alternate realityI would revel in it
I’d be present at all the handovers for the child (when me and Lee had been together a while)
Or when she came to collect Wolf I’d be doing something adventurous and child friendly with him and Lee would be like “oh hi Yas. Yeah I’ll get wolf, potato is in the garden having a water fight with him” and then id come to the door all soaked, and start recommending good dentists to her.
Please someone photo shop me onto a Welsh beachI’m so invested in this alternate realityPotato & Lee
Ah welcomehola, would love to say my piece, I knew yasminge very well when we were younger. she has always been the most foul genuinely nasty bitchy girl, she’d always have the crustiest makeup, grey dirty fingernails under those foul acrylics, walked round like she was gods gift but the majority of boys called her a transvestite or Peter crouchtheir house was something else!! All 3 sisters are nasty bitches which is why they get on so well and don’t have a lot of actual friends. Yas would be foul to people then go running back to mummy to fix it. She’d shag her mates boyfriends, slag them off the second they left the room. Angers me so much she has this platform when some of the stuff she’s done is unthinkable!!! I don’t follow her or either sister as I couldn’t give a shit but constantlysee videos on fyp!! Bunch of tramps. And I’m done
ErmPlease someone photo shop me onto a Welsh beach
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF ME
We see you spudWHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF ME
I’ve heard Lee don’t mind gums, but he draws the line at a tache. Just a little FYI potatoWHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF ME
I need chapter 2 of this storyI would revel in it
I’d be present at all the handovers for the child (when me and Lee had been together a while)
Or when she came to collect Wolf I’d be doing something adventurous and child friendly with him and Lee would be like “oh hi Yas. Yeah I’ll get wolf, potato is in the garden having a water fight with him” and then id come to the door all soaked, and start recommending good dentists to her.
She's actually unhinged it's not normal to post on social media like this omds
Tbf to me, it was a rough week.I’ve heard Lee don’t mind gums, but he draws the line at a tache. Just a little FYI potato
Well if I go into detail about what happens next after the baby has gone back to mum and I’m alone with Lee in a house, all wet and TACHE LESS I might get banned…I need chapter 2 of this story
Lee decided he actually quite liked the tickle of the tash. The wedding was attended by Tattlers. Apart from a few official photographs, nothing was posted on social media, as the happy couple were so wrapped up in the moment.Tbf to me, it was a rough week.
Well if I go into detail about what happens next after the baby has gone back to mum and I’m alone with Lee in a house, all wet and TACHE LESS I might get banned…
But in general I do a lot better than Yaz in the marriage department
She goes home and slags me off to the other witches and me and eben exchange a few angry text messages (I pretend I genuinely think her name is eben like an annoying relative who gets your name wrong all the time no matter how much you correct them) I’m also really passively aggressive which rubs her up the wrong way
Me and Lee get married
This is me in my passive aggressive wedding pics whereby I imitate ebens woodland theme
(We actually get married on ski slopes)
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Fucking hell even looking at these pics brings me right back 🥲🥲Lee decided he actually quite liked the tickle of the tash. The wedding was attended by Tattlers. Apart from a few official photographs, nothing was posted on social media, as the happy couple were so wrapped up in the moment.
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