Hey Will! Here’s a bit of advice that might help you out when you see more statues on your travels!
If you look closely at most statues, you’ll notice they‘ll have a littleplaque sign that tells you who/what the statue represents. You can then get Dawn to read what that says and look it up on your phone. This would then give you something intelligent to talk about in your videos. Of course, despite your best efforts, nobody will believe that you’re actually intelligent, but they’ll appreciate the effort nonetheless.
Alternatively, if a statue seems a bit more squishy than usual, it probably means that you’ve chanced upon a ‘human statue’. This is a type of performer that does absolutely nothing for hours on end, hoping that you’ll give them money (just like Jenn Tracker…). In your case, though, it might not be a ‘human statue’ at all, but Dawn trying to tell you that, yes, she really did need to go and see a doctor last week.
If you look closely at most statues, you’ll notice they‘ll have a little
Alternatively, if a statue seems a bit more squishy than usual, it probably means that you’ve chanced upon a ‘human statue’. This is a type of performer that does absolutely nothing for hours on end, hoping that you’ll give them money (just like Jenn Tracker…). In your case, though, it might not be a ‘human statue’ at all, but Dawn trying to tell you that, yes, she really did need to go and see a doctor last week.