Yankee in the South #7 We will meet you Timothy Farmer. When Pigs Fly

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Furmingos

The ATV ride is gonna be just as boring AF tomorrow. They make you stay in a line on trail and go about 10mph. You don't have freedom to explore or accelerate for fun at all. Get ready to watch Dong's ass weeble around the trail for another 15 min straight with no editing. Jayell shouldn't have lied about Willy's 600 lb weigh-in and made him do the walk of shame because now they're getting bad publicity from his shitty boring videos.

The Crossville TN Bucee's grand opening is tomorrow. I assume Free Willy will be heading there in the morning to attend another snooze-fest. You seen 1 Bucee's you seen em all. They're just gonna waddle around the store touching absolutely everything and then shove copious amounts of gristle down their gullets. We've seen it before...
 
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Detroit313

It would have been hilarious if someone slapped that horse in the ass and yelled. YAAAAAH!! Will would have gone for a real ride. And of course will’s poop fetish was fulfilled on this trip too lol.
 
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Furmingos

That Ole Manure Spreader is the next name I'm dubbing him because all he does is spread shitty lies.
 
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Iconic-Ideal

Well, today was a first. I’ve never seen someone start out riding a Clydesdale and bring it back a Shetland pony. That poor horse must’ve ground his legs down a foot or two, carrying Will around.

Pretty much just a glorified pony ride like they give kids at the county fair.
 
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Boobzmagee

The horse was probably as medicated as Dong

carmel0798 said:
No livestream tonight
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They must have taken those super chats and bought a tank of gas.
 
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carmel0798

I bet they blew Timothy Farmer off and did
not meet up with him. If they did I hope he no longer follows them.
 
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Boobzmagee

scopeyscope said:
Is there anyone that will place a bet on them actually meeting Timothy?
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I hope they did for that poor man's sake. I would bet one of dongs hats that it didn't happen. If they didn't, I hope the devote members of cult of will, wake up and see what a pos he really is.
 
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Peachy Cobbler

Its Got Flavur said:
The boring horse trail could have been finished in about two minutes. Instead we get 15 minutes of Dawn's ass and Will awkwardly laughing. "Huh, huh, huh."
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Not to defend Will in any way, but I like well done real-time POV videos of places sometimes. It gives me the opportunity to “pre visit” somewhere and I sometimes put one on while I’m working on something, like when I’m in the kitchen. A 15 minute ride doesn’t have to be cut down to two minutes. Will’s efforts, however, are not well done.

There’s a reason they didn’t choose a ride like you described. It’s much easier for a horse to carry a weight (and they would be dead weight and unable to properly balance in a saddle on a moving horse) on flat, even ground than climbing up and down the side of a mountain on uneven ground (rocks and tree roots) and through various trail conditions (mud, creek crossings, sudden rain, bear scares). They would not have been allowed on a mountain trail, period. In fact, the stable inside the park closest to Gatlinburg that does mountain rides has a weight limit of 225lbs.
Cades Cove has a 300lb limit because it’s much flatter.
I don’t know where they rode, because I haven’t bothered to watch.
 
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scopeyscope

Yeah true
 
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Willsaprick

Detroit313 said:
It would have been hilarious if someone slapped that horse in the ass and yelled. YAAAAAH!! Will would have gone for a real ride. And of course will’s poop fetish was fulfilled on this trip too lol.
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I would have paid good money to watch that!

willy most likely avoided having a livestream tonight because he didn't want to answer for not seeing Timothy Farmer and why he didn't get to visit with dolly while she was in his neck of the woods.
 
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