XAmeliax #9 mummy lunchbox full of scran so she can exploit little man!

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So she finally took him to actual Baby Sensory and was completely overwhelmed?!

Bloody hell, this poor kid, he will never get out and see the world!
 
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So she finally took him to actual Baby Sensory and was completely overwhelmed?!

Bloody hell, this poor kid, he will never get out and see the world!
Go at her own pace? The kid will be 18 by the time she puts HER KID ahead of her own needs. No wonder the kid was knackered, it’s probably the most stimulated he has been since being born. And I’m saying this as someone who has generalised anxiety disorder! I get it. Believe me I get it. But you put your kid first. What does she think is going to happen? It’s baby sensory! It’s full of people in the exact same position as you, they’re focused on their own babies not on you!
 
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Go at her own pace? The kid will be 18 by the time she puts HER KID ahead of her own needs. No wonder the kid was knackered, it’s probably the most stimulated he has been since being born. And I’m saying this as someone who has generalised anxiety disorder! I get it. Believe me I get it. But you put your kid first. What does she think is going to happen? It’s baby sensory! It’s full of people in the exact same position as you, they’re focused on their own babies not on you!
Agree. I get in some circs not rushing to keep up with others, but the socialisation and development of your child can’t be delayed until mummy is comfortable/ brave. He can’t stare at her chest cor the next 3 years !
 
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I am trying to understand her anxiety (even though she is happy to document her entire existence to a load of strangers happily). Taking over 4 months to go to a session SPECIFICALLY geared up for new mums and babies? She really is a princess.
 
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You can also tell she definitely judges those who choose to feed their baby formula
 
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The reason she hasn’t been to a class until now is because she is fearful of being judged or critiqued. She is the ultimate defensive person, considers any form of judgement or difference in opinion as negative. By being in her own bubble she can relate but only to herself, if she allows herself to be in situations that involve other mothers, more insecurities will creep in about how she does things with baby which will damage her already unstable mental health. She has to think that she is perfect in every circumstance because this is clearly how she has been raised! She fears being 2nd best so so much and hates failing! This was always going to happen tho in time, she will now make a new bunch of friends who will have no clue about what they’re about to let themselves in for. Can already bet all her twitch friends have been dumped.
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It’s like she had to have extra scans during birth, planned c section, a breastfeeding consultant, a first aid course before she weans! She is so ridiculously scared and fearful about everything! It’s so so unhealthy and unfortunately that isn’t going to do good things for her baby long term
 
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Why is she so obsessed with breastfeeding and bragging she’s got an ‘oversupply’ know how to make new mums feel eh!!
 
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She's is literally obsessed with her boobs! Get over yourself xax you aren't the first and you won't be the last to breastfeed!
 
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Chris deserves a medal for being world’s top mug. So he works full time but also goes out and does the food shop for princess but ALSO buys her special presents that she then complains about 😂
 
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Tell me you’re NOT the default parent without telling me… as breast feeding mama myself to a 11 month old and being the one to get up in the night for all wakes and feeds (every. single. night) there’s no way in hell I would be doing this tit at 11pm. I’m absolutely fucked by 9pm, especially not stopping all day (nursery/work/commuting/dinner/tidy/bath/bed). I hate that I’m saying this because it’s hell but I hope she gets a terrible sleep regression just so she can’t stop being so bleeping smug.
 

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Her new post about juggling.... juggling what!!?!!? She doesn't have a real job!!!!
As a new mum about to go back to work 5 days a week in an office where I have to leave my baby, this has REALLY grated me!!!!! She won't have to leave hers until he leaves her and goes to school!!!!!!!
 
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Her new post about juggling.... juggling what!!?!!? She doesn't have a real job!!!!
As a new mum about to go back to work 5 days a week in an office where I have to leave my baby, this has REALLY grated me!!!!! She won't have to leave hers until he leaves her and goes to school!!!!!!!
She lives in a silly little fantasy land of her own self importance. She gave up real work years ago and she’s just plummeted further and further into delusion.

You’ve got this mama 💚 as hard as it feels at first, it does get better!
 
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Oh god, the weaning ‘journey’ is going to become her whole personality isn’t it. Wonder how many #ad #gifted things she can grab from this now. Will ‘little man’ get his own Gousto code I wonder 😂
 
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Juggling? From all the expat other halfs with no family or support who are watching their bread winner partner work 16 hours days for the past month and watching them have constant breakdowns because they feel they aren't devoting enough time to their family.....kindly go duck yourself Amelia.
 
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HER LATEST POST!
Oh my god i can’t breathe.

The picture- talking about work and struggling to do it all. You are painting a plate. You could be working but you are painting a BLOODY plate.

Attends a “work event” where they had to introduce themselves and she “honestly…didn’t know what to say”- because you are not a business owner perhaps? You dick about on Instagram.

Worries about looking professional but thought it would be ok to turn up to a work event with a baby in arms because only SHE can look after him. She could have got her mum to hold him or look after him whilst she attended if she was that bothered. I’m sorry but if you genuinely have a tit about being professional, then you would have arranged alternative childcare. I’m sure the other attendees appreciated having a grumpy baby in their networking session!

Then you have her random stories humble bragging..

“I've been creating content for over 1o years and I've been a full time creator for 8... I must be doing something right @ I've been flown all over the world on press trips. Worked with million S companies on campaigns. And produced some (I think) really heartfelt and helpful pieces of work.”

It’s like she’s seriously BEGGING for work and using it as a reminder to companies that she’s available to colab with. None of them are biting! 😂

I reckon Chris has finally seriously told her to pull her finger out and earn some money. Mortgage and cost of living increases on his wage alone? I wouldn’t want to be in their position especially with a new baby!
 
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Sooooo have we had a name slip yet?!? I'm going for Ziggy Stardust or Atticus Lemon...
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You can also tell she definitely judges those who choose to feed their baby formula
The bleeping worst kind of human does this, but yes. I agree. I get that vibe. Really gets on my non-milk making tits. It's such a privilege to be able to breastfeed in the first instance, but it's a bigger privilege to be able to make the decision whether to breast or formula feed.

Ps. Amelia, no one, and I mean no one, needs to know about your oversupply and spraying everywhere. Not even your son will want to know when he's old enough to understand.
 
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I took the trouble to compare YouTube pay rates with her viewer numbers and there’s no way she’s bringing in more than a few pounds each month from her content - and I think Instagram is even less generous!

Which means her influencer income basically boils down to about £6 a month and the odd freebie in the post.

She would literally be better off as one of people who spend all day entering competitions.
 
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I can't watch, went off ages ago after the inevitable pregnancy. Just skipped at hyper speed through her Q&A all I heard was Perfect, perfect, perfect love it, love it blah blah blah 😴🥱🥱 it's so masked and fake. She's like a permanent advert. I feel like I'm just waiting for product placement all the time 😂
 
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I would love to see the ROI from all those million dollar companies and countries she worked with.
 
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