Winter Love Island 2023 #5

[1181carmenta]

Zara literally RUNNING instantly to tell Liv about Tom hahahahahahahaha Queen of Petty I’d do the same

 

[Smirkerlurker]

I’d vote for tanyel and Lana as a couple if it means we could get rid of Ron and Tom

 

[SaLou]

Tanyel is my favourite by far. I just don't have any interest in any of the others at all.

 

[I am undercover]

Tom is another one of those people that looks like Billy bear ham.
Don’t know how he DARES to treat women the way he does. Ew

 

[bananabutter]

I wish the boys would stop trying to keep Ron loyal. He’s not, and the sooner Lana sees that the better they’re protecting him from showing his true self to spare Lanas temporary feelings

 

[Bagelwheat]

Lana is such a wet wipe it actually makes me a lil bit angry

 

[1181carmenta]

If Tom spoke to me like that, and I had a drink in my hand, it’d go straight over his fucking head - Love Island or not

 

[hol20x]

Ron and Tom both need to get in the bin. Two morons.

 

[Solpaqueen]

i knew id slept with Ron before….my childhood glow worm

 

[RinsedHoops]

Tomorrow Liv and Zara will be best pals plotting a John Tucker must die scenario.

 

[1181carmenta]

Family house of course

Call me bitter but I don't wanna see middle class kids going on Love island who probably have their inheritance sorted. It's like when I saw Liam who won with Millies family house

Love Island winner's stunning Welsh family home up for sale

The five-bedroom property also boasts three stables, a home gym and a swimming pool

www.walesonline.co.uk

Nah, I’m the exact same. It’d be nice to actually give people from less affluent and privileged backgrounds a chance at fame and more money 🫠

 

[1181carmenta]

New boys - initial thoughts not in the same league as Sami for the girls ….

Are they actually taking the piss….. this is all intentional. Casey may as well turn around and go back home. Imagine being one of the girls in there dying for a new lad to come in and then two do and one looks like a more athletic Jonah Hill. There ARE fit lads in the UK and they consistently put in lacklustre boys so the girls have competition but the lads don’t.

you know what would be interesting and make a good show? If they sent in the male equivalent of Samie and we got to see the lads squirming and feeling uncomfortable the same way the girls do. I wanna see someone come in and steal the girls from the guys, not the other way around all the time. It’s boring, predictable and frankly unfair

 

[Solpaqueen]

Community penis LOVE Zara

 

[blonde_ambition_]

The second hand embarrassment… Ellie is trying too hard

 

[Dollenganger]

Yeah she's barely raised her voice "STOP SHOUTING AT ME" nobhead

FGS - Kai is awful. Classic gaslighting behaviour. You were mean to me, so I’ll go off with someone else - a tale as old as time. What I am hoping is that Sammie doesn’t pick Kai (I’d be surprised if she did - I think she’ll choose Ron). Then an amazing bombshell will come in for Tanyel. Bye, Kai.

 

[coriander]

Oh come on Lana, really? If I guy I'm with told me someone else is his type he'd be dumped. YOU JUST DON'T SAY THAT.

 

[Diagnosis123]

"I'm not gonna run away from a relationship with you, Will.
I'm gonna fly "

 

[Luckycorr13]

Ellie and her big dino stompers and cycle shorts.. Some look hen

 

[AlaiaG]

I can’t wait to see Olivia face when Ellie tells them

 

[GossWhore]

Kai has a dead personality