Winter Love Island 2023 #5

[Lmkgirl]

I'm going for a ciggie...more bloody happiness from a ciggie than this

 

[JombleWomble]

For every beautiful female bombshell they put in, they should put in the male equivalent. It’s only fair the lads are subject to the same!

This year they should send the girls to Casa to meet the new boys, but leave the OG boys in the main villa without sending any new girls in

 

[whisperchat]

Ron is definitely that twit on a night out wearing sunglasses in the club and doing the gun finger dance

 

[DoeiBedankt]

Can already see the tears coming from Ellie once Tom shows interest in another girl in front of her lol

 

[kayl1986]

Kai’s earlobes are just like Aston from JLS’s. Most interesting thing I can think of to say about him.

I still think he reminds me of kush from eastenders being pushed in front of a train. Exactly what tanyel will do when she hears he said nobody else will have her

 

[1181carmenta]

This year they should send the girls to Casa to meet the new boys, but leave the OG boys in the main villa without sending any new girls in

I just feel like the girls they put in are worldies and the lads are never fit enough to make the original boys worry. Like what’s the point in torturing the girls and causing the lads to stray but not doing the same for them

 

[Dollenganger]

olivia really just drones on

I have figured out who her voice reminds me of - Edie from Desperate Housewives. If anyone is as old as me and remembers it lol. She’s so stunning to look at but she seems Unable to meet anyone halfway.

 

[Marilyn345]

Come on Will, do your stuff and let’s get this party really started.

 

[GossWhore]

Why are all the boys wearing pearls!?

To show they are WHORRESSSS OF BABYLOOOON

 

[Dollenganger]

Kai really think he has options

No way will Sammie go for him - he’s too boring.

Ron is giving me the ick. He’s got such tickets on himself.

 

[I am undercover]

I still just see Harvey Price when I look at Kai

 

[Diagnosis123]

Lana
"Just how many red flags can I ignore?"

 

[GossWhore]

Noone cares but in the break I managed to fit in a whole routine to Hilary Duff "this is what dreams are made of"

And I think it was more interesting than this episode lol
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[whisperchat]

toms jacket is matching his face

 

[kayl1986]

Ron I wouldn't go with lana if she's sent home I don't love her. Samie is forbidden fruit 

 

[iieee]

Whenever they do their run in for evening drinks I just picture the production team behind the door going "come on guys give it some energy whooo" and it is so tragic

 

[digestivebiccies]

Kai butchered Ron’s hair on purpose

 

[AlaiaG]

No Tom ya just thinking with ya dick

 

[Kas01980]

I'm going for a ciggie...more bloody happiness from a ciggie than this

I'll join you there

 

[GossWhore]

Jessie: I think you look good with your hair down

Samie puts it up