I always just think about that british presenter (I think she was - maybe actor) who had a severe head injury from a skiing accident and died. It is like most people have no idea how actually risky it isSame. I know so many people who’ve had bad breaks with long durations in a cast, even in childhood and so it never appealed to me.
Are you thinking of Natasha Richardson? Liam Neeson's wife.I always just think about that british presenter (I think she was - maybe actor) who had a severe head injury from a skiing accident and died. It is like most people have no idea how actually risky it is
Natasha Richardson? Liam Neeson’s wife.I always just think about that british presenter (I think she was - maybe actor) who had a severe head injury from a skiing accident and died. It is like most people have no idea how actually risky it is
Not just arrested but convicted in court. The man could've killed the family he drove into but ITV think we can't cope without him. I cannot stand piers morgan but i dont see how they can effectively fire him for what he said about meghan v ant committing a dangerous crimeI also don't get how everyone seems to have forgotten about ( whichever one of them it was, I can never remember who is who) who was arrested for drink driving
Happy to say, I have never watched TOWIE and never want to.I honestly don't even understand what's funny about Gemma Collins outside of the few genuine moments she's had
Forever chasing those, I guess, but it's really just not funny
yeah totally agree, in my opinion DUI is just one of the worst things you can do, especially when he clearly could afford a taxi/driver!Not just arrested but convicted in court. The man could've killed the family he drove into but ITV think we can't cope without him. I cannot stand piers morgan but i dont see how they can effectively fire him for what he said about meghan v ant committing a dangerous crime
Even without Ant, i'd still can Saturday night takeaway, I'd rather drink bleach than endure a single minute of it
Same with horse riding... A teenage girl I know has had her eye knocked out and face destroyed by a spooked horse, which was otherwise friendly and calm....skiing, i don't like the cold but still it just seems really dangerous to me
When he breaks into rap it makes me CRINGEEd Sheeran! I dont have anything against Gingers- my eldest crotch goblin is ginger, but jesus christ.... People talk about Sheeran like he is the next Bob Dylan!! fuck off! lol
Corrie makes me laugh, it’s such a weird street design that I have never seen before where everyone’s all sort of locked in togetherKay fucking Burley - Massive twat, used to make me want to throw my spaniel at the TV.
Soap operas - how come they all eat in cafes and use laundrettes? My road is 10 times bigger than corrie so how does Corrie have so much crime, corruption and drama and mine have none (well unless you count the time I knocked someone over the road up at 6am and used every swear word I know after I saw footage of him on my CCTV pissing up my front gate at 3am).
Tom Cruise - Pint sized prick with a giant ego.
Piers Morgan - Dont....know....where....to...start
Saturday night TV - Do they think everyone has had a lobotomy on a saturday?
Gemma Collins - Jesus her ego is bigger than her arse.
I have worked for ITV as an assistant lighting director. I have worked on a couple of panel shows and met Holly Willoughby a couple of times. it is well known around ITV that she likes the Marching Powder as does Leigh Francis. It is rumoured that she has a necklace in her dressing room with a small photo of her children and behind the photo she stores a little bit of Marching Powder.Any Kardashian/Jenner
Lewis Capaldi
Justin Bieber
Ed Sheeran
Any reality tv participant
holly Willoughby
Philip schofield
Elon Musk - An apartheid prince who is lauded as a genius. When in reality he is an investor who just bought people’s ideas and companies with his families apartheid money and passed them off as his own and is constantly fighting with ugly dirty looking girlfriend online rather than looking after their washing machine named baby. He was born with a silver spoon and upgraded himself to the platinum cultery set of life.Ronan Keating - CUNT.
Jameela Jamil - another cunt. absolute weapon. I can’t even discuss why I hate her cause I will just make myself angry.
Beyoncé - Over rated and hasn’t made a good song in nearly a decade
George Ezra - nothing against him personally but his voice is grating
Kristen Bell - heehehe I’m so teeny tiny and cute but so crass and dirty mouthed, shut the fuck up you cunt.
Russell Brand - needs a dettol bath and a weekly penicillin shot as he’s a walking venereal disease.
Chrissy Teigen - bully, likes to bully children online, when it was clearly obvious Courtney stodden was a victim of grooming, she thought it was great to insult Courtney. Let’s also not ignore the stuff she said about little girls on twitter, implying she was turned on by little girls on the show toddlers and tiaras. She’s a chipmunk faced cunt who has no claim to fame other than her raging homosexual husbands shit song about her.
Ellie Goulding - I hate her face and her voice. She always looks like she’s in holding in a shit but is putting on a serious face to hide the fact she’s holding in a shit.
Chris Pratt - I can not stand him after finding out he cheated on Anna Faris after he lost the weight and became a film star, whilst Anna was the breadwinner for the majority of their marriage. Then he marries another woman and becomes a devout Christian Evangelical who is in a church that is openly homophobic and ignores his child with Anna.
Amanda Holden - YOUR CLAIM TO FAME IS MARRYING LES DENNIS AND HAVING AN AFFAIR. WHY ARE YOU STILL ON THE TV !?
YOU SILICON HEADED CUNT.
The weird incest siblings on Gogglebox. The sister is always laughing at stuff that is not funny and her chicken faced fuck of a brother who has an obsession with his penis and telling his sister about his penis.
Jennifer Lawrence - “HAHAHA I LIKE LOVE PIZZA AND WEARING NO TROUSERS, I MADE OVER 2 MILLION IN ONE DAY. I AM SO RELATABLE!”
Elon Musk - An apartheid prince who is lauded as a genius. When in reality he is an investor who just bought people’s ideas and companies with his families apartheid money and passed them off as his own and is constantly fighting with ugly dirty looking girlfriend online rather than looking after their washing machine named baby. He was born with a silver spoon and upgraded himself to the platinum cultery set of life.
Jesy Nelson - I know the girl has mental health problems but she is doing herself no favours by plastering a fuck ton of makeup, doing her hair, slapping a filter on her and then posting a selfie saying “I woke up like this” get therapy and get out of the public eye.
Rita Ora - why is she still on my telly?
Chloe from Geordie Shore - Pete Burns reincarnated and sat in front of a candle for a day.
Gwyneth Paltrow - Big Bird who can’t act and plays the same roles over and over again. She looks like one of the kids from Hanson, how in any way is she deemed beautiful. Don’t get me started on Goop. Her fanny smelling candles, gold vibrators and her vegan going ons. Yes we get it you like bird seed. Not wearing sun screen and blaming her good genes for not having sun aged skin yet looks like a blood hound in a wind tunnel as her face is stapled to the back of her head.
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