Omg this thread gave me the laugh I needed today!
ok, my go.
so many, many moons ago I went to my first office Christmas party. I drank my weight in spirits and proceeded to confess to EVERYONE, including my senior management and directors, my undying love for the oddball, creepy guy working in another department. you know the one that makes chest contact rather than eye contact
I could not have been more repulsed by this man but in my drunken state I told everyone how I fancied the pants off him, he overheard my professions and made excuses that he had a girlfriend (he didn’t) coz I scared him that much. I literally want to die when I think of it, I didn’t last too long in that job afterwards