Who wants to tell Bex they have ponies in Cumbria
Fantastic detective work! Which Hotel was it?Anyone know what hotel it was?
*Edit* found it
This is exactly what happened.Reasons why it wasn’t satisfactory by Bex:
I told them it was my birthday and nothing, no free chocolate, fruit basket, nothing, it was like they didn’t believe me!
They called me MRS Wilson, I have never been married in my life!
They wouldn’t let my 5 year old in the spa or sit at the bar and drink mocktails with me!
They kindly asked if I would stop my daughter prancing about the place while people were trying to have their breakfast, I mean everyone loves Nina’s dancing alllll my insta friends tell me, I got 8 comments on the last reel!
Someone in the communal area was allowing their child to watch an iPad!! I mean they had headphones on but still I don’t need to be exposed to this sort of parenting.
One of the staff members sneezed.
They failed to burn my bacon
Portion sizes were way too small
No room upgrade at all, don’t they know who I am?
Nailed itReasons why it wasn’t satisfactory by Bex:
I told them it was my birthday and nothing, no free chocolate, fruit basket, nothing, it was like they didn’t believe me!
They called me MRS Wilson, I have never been married in my life!
They wouldn’t let my 5 year old in the spa or sit at the bar and drink mocktails with me!
They kindly asked if I would stop my daughter prancing about the place while people were trying to have their breakfast, I mean everyone loves Nina’s dancing alllll my insta friends tell me, I got 8 comments on the last reel!
Someone in the communal area was allowing their child to watch an iPad!! I mean they had headphones on but still I don’t need to be exposed to this sort of parenting.
One of the staff members sneezed.
They failed to burn my bacon
Portion sizes were way too small
No room upgrade at all, don’t they know who I am?
Yeh but you can't brag about having a larder then.Wouldn’t they have ripened on the tree, like?
It looks nice, but doesn’t seem somewhere you’d go with a 5 year old tbh.Looks to be The Bushtown hotel just outside Coleraine. Very distinctive bar and breakfast all you can eat, serve it yourself tyoe area or however she described it
I thought exactly this!!!Wouldn’t they have ripened on the tree, like?
There is a brilliant thread title in thisI love the Titanic hotel, the bar area is beautiful. If I was trying to enjoy my cocktail and Nini was prancing about while Bex chortled like a truffle hog I’d be out of there quicker than you could say ‘iceberg, right ahead!’
The only way Nina said this is if Bex adopted an adult and is passing her off as a 5 year old.