Oh yes! Please keep the guesses coming!
Maybe the cheese diet has caught up with her arteries
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Maybe the cheese diet has caught up with her arteries
Maybe the other has Panini. Or has taken her on holiday.
She’s been suffocated by her own cleavage , with Nelly left to forage for old pastry crumbs and cheese to survive.
She drove by me on Sunday. Heading from hers towards the others.
Also - I didn’t realise her pals with the country house restoration were putting it out as a holiday home?!?
Also - I didn’t realise her pals with the country house restoration were putting it out as a holiday home?!?
Genuinely intrigued what she's been doing during this silence 
I am expecting a big montage to make it look like somethings been going on .. weird tho, nice 2 not c her face however
How long has it been?!
I think someone might have died. Possibly Nelly.
I heard she is lost in topps tiles
Perhaps she’s been poisoned my some foraged mushrooms.
I think she has zero content but she'll come back announcing she's been super busy with a brand new project that she’ll announce soon. Her best book ever, post your slow cooker chapter and allergy questions in the box below.
Noticed she commented on Stacy Solomon’s post…. Clearly active on Insta even if not creating any of her own content. Shows how little she has going on in her life, if even she can’t dredge up something to post.
Maybe she joined tinder and has been getting her back blown out for the last few days 
Ah so it’s someone else suffocating in her cleavage, not herMaybe she joined tinder and has been getting her back blown out for the last few days
I can so imagine Bex giving out this kind of patronising advice and completely denying that she totally lives the reality
Was that Carla woman on one of the housewife shows or something? She keeps coming up as a suggestion on my feed and I definitely know her from somewhere!
I don't think she was, but her Nursery Mum reels are so funny. I really like her.
Has she died and gone to cheese heaven!? 
where the frig is she how will she explain her absence, its been since last Friday right?? Anyone seen anything of her?
where the frig is she how will she explain her absence, its been since last Friday right?? Anyone seen anything of her?she commented on Stacey Solomon’s post yesterday so definitely hasn’t drowned in cheeseHas she died and gone to cheese heaven!?
Where? Which 1 do you have screenshot
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Ignore its like Insta knew. Top of the pile
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