WhatMummyMakes #13 "Got rid of the spouse, Butchering the house, obsessed with a brambly mouse"

[Mwah-mwah]

Birdy, eugh.
Is she hinting for more gifted tickets?

With regards to the rat I thought she was doing some gimmicky intro to finding those stupid mice magically scattered around her home.

 

[howareyoufinethankyou]

Birdy was popular with boring, basic people about 10 years ago. Most people I knew that were into her grew up and got a personality. Haven’t heard her name mentioned in years!

 

[ScrantonStrangler89]

Do they eat anything without a yoghurt dip???

 

[what_the_actual]

The reel with the reindeer gingerbread men gives me the absolute judders.

1. She's about 5 years later than everyone else who knows this "trick"

2. How she fingers the icing off the edge makes me want to vom. Plus, she does it on both

 

[howareyoufinethankyou]

She thinks she invented gingerbread biscuit advent calendars. My mum was making them back in the 80’s and 90’s.

 

[rockhoppernroll]

She thinks she invented gingerbread biscuit advent calendars. My mum was making them back in the 80’s and 90’s.

I bet she used a recipe with less sugar in than Becky’s ‘low sugar’ version!

 

[Lilykins]

Can’t believe those mustard seeds have lasted longer than her marriage.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Bollocks was it ‘really hard’ to squeeze a satsuma in your big old meat grinder ham hand, Bex.

Also the pork is ready in ten minutes because she burns the duck out of it over a high heat and stuffs it in a pitta so no one notices that it’s charred, not crispy

 

[rockhoppernroll]

Bollocks was it ‘really hard’ to squeeze a satsuma in your big old meat grinder ham hand, Bex.

Also the pork is ready in ten minutes because she burns the duck out of it over a high heat and stuffs it in a pitta so no one notices that it’s charred, not crispy

Yoghurt dip to hide the fact it’s as dry as the Sahara

 

[Flip&Flop]

I wonder if Stu's car is still getting cleaned regularly now he's not having to avoid Hagrid in the house

 

[itsasecretduh]

I wonder if Stu's car is still getting cleaned regularly now he's not having to avoid Hagrid in the house

Oh how I’m dying for the person who knows them to come back and fill us in on the divorce tea. Maybe they don’t want to come on again because they told us they were ‘very much’ still together when that wasn’t actually the case. We forgive you though oh secret Tattler, please come back?!

 

[Eenymeenyminymo]

I wonder if Stu's car is still getting cleaned regularly now he's not having to avoid Hagrid in the house

I haven’t seen him cleaning it recently but it’s parked there mostly. Living room curtains never open and very rarely a light on

 

[Ronlonglegs]

I haven’t seen him cleaning it recently but it’s parked there mostly. Living room curtains never open and very rarely a light on

Ohhhhh maybe he's grieving the loss of dear becks

 

[Borntorun]

I haven’t seen him cleaning it recently but it’s parked there mostly. Living room curtains never open and very rarely a light on

Maybe it doesn’t need cleaning as much now Becks isn’t driving it. I’ve always imagined she’d be a car eater, unable to wait til she gets home… Like the person Sarah Millican once described in a comedy sketch, seen eating tirimisu with their bare hands in an Asda car park…

 

[Puffin_island]

I haven’t seen him cleaning it recently but it’s parked there mostly. Living room curtains never open and very rarely a light on

Ohhhhh maybe he's grieving the loss of dear becks

Or maybe out celebrating so never at home

 

[itsasecretduh]

Or maybe out celebrating so never at home

Upstairs with his new woman who isn’t a prude and actually enjoys his company, perhaps?

 

[Lilykins]

Upstairs with his new woman who isn’t a prude and actually enjoys his company, perhaps?

I hope it’s this
All those old people hoping they don’t get a call from bex.

 

[Yellow_brick_road]

Imagine poor elderly people getting a call off her bragging non stop and banging on about mynini constantly. I suspect it will be the same as her food bank post and will never be mentioned again, she does work full time after all, she couldn't possibly fit in any voluntary work.

 

[moreteavicarXoXo]

Now she’s air frying fish sticks and asparagus!!
No wonder the poor husband left her honking breathe and honking pee is a very attractive combination!!

 

[CoffeeMamma]

Now she’s air frying fish sticks and asparagus!!
No wonder the poor husband left her honking breathe and honking pee is a very attractive combination!!

I think I speak for us all when I say… what the actual duck