WhatMummyMakes #11 Pout My Nini, pout pout My Nini, you’re my meal ticket, my cash cow, Panini

[squatternutbosh]

Came here to say the same thing. Why does this post need a selfie? So weird and self absorbed.
What normal person posts comments about someone else’s tribute to their dead mother and sticks their own bloody face all over it?
It’s not about you Becky! A plain background with words would have been fine.

Tomorrow we will have Nina’s “sassy” dance tribute to the new King with inappropriate music.

I’m predicting Becky saying something about ‘I spoke to Nina about death & the queen & Nina looked up with tears in her eyes, held onto the hem of my ugly floral dress and begged me; mama I don’t want u to die, and I replied; I am an immortal being and will create so many psychological issues in u they will haunt u long after I’m in my grave”

 

[Hippo1958]

I'm surprised she didn't do a boomerang of her wiping a fake tear.

 

[iLoveNectarines]

In what world does that statement need that accompanying picture??

Also it's not HRH it's His Majesty. Pedantic I know, but it's Hagrid so I don't care

 

[howareyoufinethankyou]

I’m predicting Becky saying something about ‘I spoke to Nina about death & the queen & Nina looked up with tears in her eyes, held onto the hem of my ugly floral dress and begged me; mama I don’t want u to die, and I replied; I am an immortal being and will create so many psychological issues in u they will haunt u long after I’m in my grave”

There will also be a 5 page letter “written” by Nina to the Queen in heaven which she will read out and then sing “my heart will go on”.

 

[Emmas83]

The fact she keeps putting her giant face in these photos makes me think she thinks she looks good Her fave is really massive and puffy!

 

[CoffeeMamma]

Maybe Nini will treat us to a wee chorus of candle in the wind

 

[Synergy]

Maybe Nini will treat us to a wee chorus of candle in the wind

Howling

 

[squatternutbosh]

Maybe Nini will treat us to a wee chorus of candle in the wind

With sassy dance moves and gyrating included

 

[Yellow_brick_road]

Oh God don't I'm having flashbacks of the creepy You Are my Sunshine video

 

[CoffeeMamma]

With sassy dance moves and gyrating included

Her Maj would be so proud

Howling

Happy Friday

 

[Sure. name changed]

I think we’ll get a black and white photo of nini. A single tear running down her cheek like Sinead O’Connor.

 

[Ronlonglegs]

Ah yes I’m so desperately sad for another human being so here is my massive smug face. Enjoy!

She literally looks so smug

Maybe Nini will treat us to a wee chorus of candle in the wind

Oh don't give her ideas please stop

 

[Multi-21]

She wasn’t sobbing, she was smirking in that selfie!

 

[squatternutbosh]

becky be like

 

[squatternutbosh]

Who the duck puts boiled eggs in potato salad ??? Excuse me whilst I go and boke

 

[instamumsaredaft]

No, no, no eggs do not belong in a potato salad. She is a weirdo

 

[noseynedandsweetheart]

I actually love boiled eggs in potato salad

 

[Littleelf]

Sesame cabbage squares??????? Wtf?

 

[Quite Contrary]

Chuckling to herself over her own perceived greatness, alright then Bex, ya smug witch

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Ah man, my family are coming over today too and do you know what they’re getting? bleeping carbonara and lemon cheesecake. My dad would be straight back in the car if I served up a cabbage square and a stinky egg salad, and I wouldn’t blame him.