Sorry, to clarify, one on each, whilst she w*nked a third off…. Then they all switched around2 boys on EACH boob or one on each?
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Thought my convent school was the one and only. Clearly not.
also nun proudly showing off her. ‘Bunny earrings’ which were playboy
There was a rumour at my school about a teenage girl who stole a science test tube, and took it home to ‘play’ with
. Apparently, it shattered whilst she was using it and she had to go to hospital to have shards of glass removed from her vajayjay.I’ve just remembered another event that was a bit ‘shocking’ - literally! A girl in my biology class, not known for her intellect I admit, decided to do an experiment to find out what would happen if she stuck the points of three metal compasses in the plug socket on the bench in front of her. There was an almighty BANG, she was thrown across the lab and suffered quite severe electrical burns. She was lucky to be alive, really.
that's just reminded me that i set a table on fire accidentally in a science class once (straight after we'd been threatened with exclusion if we did so) and stood there watching it in shock. somebody kindly extinguished it for me and there was no lasting damage. i also wasn't excluded because our teacher (also the pe teacher for some random reason) insisted i was too sensible to have done it on purpose
I recall a science teacher at secondary school mentioning that someone had once stuck the base of a glass thermometer into a bunsen burner flame to try and measure it's heat - with the result that the mercury exploded through the case.
Lots of drama in my secondary school. Half the school lined the road on strike over uniform which made the local paper.
My technology teacher who was absolutely nuts was struck off for being racist and is now chairman of the BNP.
My English teacher was equally as nuts and used to spend the lesson talking about his wife who’d left him and how sad he was about his life. He was later struck off for making sexual and derogatory comments to a student. He actually locked himself in the cupboard one lesson because he couldn’t cope with our class.
Head of English who was married to another English teacher in the school was sacked for ringing porn lines and using the school internet during lessons to download porn. He ended up in prison for drink driving & shop lifting. He’s now a counselling psychologist.
My technology teacher who was absolutely nuts was struck off for being racist and is now chairman of the BNP.
My English teacher was equally as nuts and used to spend the lesson talking about his wife who’d left him and how sad he was about his life. He was later struck off for making sexual and derogatory comments to a student. He actually locked himself in the cupboard one lesson because he couldn’t cope with our class.
Head of English who was married to another English teacher in the school was sacked for ringing porn lines and using the school internet during lessons to download porn. He ended up in prison for drink driving & shop lifting. He’s now a counselling psychologist.
Long ago in the times when teachers used the belt on our hands. They generally kept said belt in a drawer of their desk.
One lad broke into the school over the weekend and tit in a particular teachers desk drawer where the belt would be kept.
On the monday teacher stuck his hand into the drawer to get the belt and grabbed a turd.
One lad broke into the school over the weekend and tit in a particular teachers desk drawer where the belt would be kept.
On the monday teacher stuck his hand into the drawer to get the belt and grabbed a turd.
I slept with my teacher after our sixth form prom 
Couldn't he have got in trouble for that legally? Possibly not if you were eighteen and were technically classed as having finished your last year and having left school when the prom took place.I slept with my teacher after our sixth form prom
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We need more details please.I slept with my teacher after our sixth form prom
Most definitely. The sister of a girl in my year started dating a teacher when she was about 20 and he was about 26. He was temporarily suspended while the school investigated as she had been a pupil of the school. She was in 6th form (so about 18) in his first year teaching at the school and he never taught her so all was found to be ok.
He was new, never taught me before but was the teacher everyone fancied.
We went out to a pub after prom (by prom I mean a fancy meal in a restaurant we booked out) and that’s the first time I ever spoke to him. We got drunk and sneaked out the pub went back to his. I mean, I know some of you will disagree but in my eyes it was like I just met this guy on a night out and went back to his to hook up, we never spoke again but I did see him on Hinge a while ago.
to be fair a teacher slept with a sixth former at my old school while she was still a pupil, was allowed to stay, got made part of the SLT and then assistant head 
the most recent head left after bullying heads of department into resignation or disciplinary - one of them wrote a fifty page long public leaving speech and is apparently working on a book? it's a grammar with a large community of old pupils who were understandably not very happy at what it had become.
caretaker hung himself in the crypt (away from classrooms) which was really sad too
can't really think of any proper pupil drama tbh apart from a girl i kinda knew broke her leg on a school trip - i literally witnessed one fight in the five years i was there
the most recent head left after bullying heads of department into resignation or disciplinary - one of them wrote a fifty page long public leaving speech and is apparently working on a book? it's a grammar with a large community of old pupils who were understandably not very happy at what it had become.
caretaker hung himself in the crypt (away from classrooms) which was really sad too
can't really think of any proper pupil drama tbh apart from a girl i kinda knew broke her leg on a school trip - i literally witnessed one fight in the five years i was there
Just after I left but my sister was still there a student went on a teachers phone with his permission to do something innocent. But they look on his pictures and found his nudes which she sent to her brother who then posted them on Twitter. He got made to leave.
Found out after from someone older this teacher was known as the cool teacher when she was there. As his daughter was in her year and he would allow her to have parties often. But only if he was there and he’d buy them alcohol and weed. And he’d just be there high whilst the teenagers partied.
Our deputy head also hired a substitute teacher who wasn’t actually qualified as one and was just her friend. He taught regularly for I think a few years before they found out and they both got fired.
Reading someone else’s made me remember about a girl who apparently put some food item up herself to make her dog eat it out of her. Don’t even know how that rumour started.
Found out after from someone older this teacher was known as the cool teacher when she was there. As his daughter was in her year and he would allow her to have parties often. But only if he was there and he’d buy them alcohol and weed. And he’d just be there high whilst the teenagers partied.
Our deputy head also hired a substitute teacher who wasn’t actually qualified as one and was just her friend. He taught regularly for I think a few years before they found out and they both got fired.
Reading someone else’s made me remember about a girl who apparently put some food item up herself to make her dog eat it out of her. Don’t even know how that rumour started.
The student sent them to her brother (another student) who posted themI am crying
I’m confused . Who posted the pics on Twitter?
A pupil at our school was caught wanking in the toilets, afterwards everyone called him "Creamy Boy".
His nickname was inspired by an ice cream van with the same name that used to park up outside the school at lunchtimes.
His nickname was inspired by an ice cream van with the same name that used to park up outside the school at lunchtimes.
at my boyfriends school there was a guy who used to poo in envelopes and put them in people's bags. It went on for ages, with the school trying to find the culprit. Eventually the guy got expelled (but for having bad grades) and then obviously the poo-envelope-bag situation stopped; so everyone worked out who it was!
He's almost 30 but everyone still remembers him for this and it gets brought up all the time.
He's almost 30 but everyone still remembers him for this and it gets brought up all the time.
I love this thread so much it’s hilarious.
My school was literally full of characters.
1. This has stuck out with me the most, we decided to do a ouija board in the toilets. One of the girls snuck out the building and went around the back and tried to bang on the glass but instead her fist went right through (one of those old temporary buildings that seem to be around for years). We didn’t know she had done it and all ran out screaming. This happened in year 8 She only confessed on the last day of y11 she had ripped her jumper and lost a shoe and none of us noticed
. I am still scared of anything paranormal.
2. There was a girl who was petrified of our two music teachers. Every lesson she’d run out the room screaming when they came in and if they walked near her she would tremble with fear, I think there were a few instances of her self harming and once she jumped out the window when one of them were drafted in to cover a lesson.The teachers in question were actually lovely women and great teachers. One also had a daughter in our class I imagine it was very uncomfortable for them. Looking back now this girl needed serious help, it’s a wonder the school never flagged this, instead just kept making her go back to lessons - I haven’t thought about her in years I hope she’s ok.
3. Somebody smeared menstruation and other bodily fluids all over the toilets one day. I remember it being said girl above had just started her period and freaked out but I can’t remember if that was proven or not.
4. The maths teacher hit a few pupils and threw books at them
5. there was one of those dinner lady types that used to walk around the grounds at lunch, she used to smoke with us in the woods and tell us if teachers were coming when we were breaking rules, really weird now I look back but at the time I thought she was so cool.
I’m sure there’s I will post as I remember.
My school was literally full of characters.
1. This has stuck out with me the most, we decided to do a ouija board in the toilets. One of the girls snuck out the building and went around the back and tried to bang on the glass but instead her fist went right through (one of those old temporary buildings that seem to be around for years). We didn’t know she had done it and all ran out screaming. This happened in year 8 She only confessed on the last day of y11 she had ripped her jumper and lost a shoe and none of us noticed
. I am still scared of anything paranormal.2. There was a girl who was petrified of our two music teachers. Every lesson she’d run out the room screaming when they came in and if they walked near her she would tremble with fear, I think there were a few instances of her self harming and once she jumped out the window when one of them were drafted in to cover a lesson.The teachers in question were actually lovely women and great teachers. One also had a daughter in our class I imagine it was very uncomfortable for them. Looking back now this girl needed serious help, it’s a wonder the school never flagged this, instead just kept making her go back to lessons - I haven’t thought about her in years I hope she’s ok.
3. Somebody smeared menstruation and other bodily fluids all over the toilets one day. I remember it being said girl above had just started her period and freaked out but I can’t remember if that was proven or not.
4. The maths teacher hit a few pupils and threw books at them
5. there was one of those dinner lady types that used to walk around the grounds at lunch, she used to smoke with us in the woods and tell us if teachers were coming when we were breaking rules, really weird now I look back but at the time I thought she was so cool.
I’m sure there’s I will post as I remember.