What Mummy Makes #14 Brownies made imaginary friends cry, what else can air-fry, kissing my content bye-bye

[Yellow_brick_road]

Remember when she used to post recipes now we just get the tat she’s bought and the annoying adventures of Nina. Who cares that you bought reduced flowers and rice cakes? I’ve just been to the co op but didn’t feel the need to post my exciting purchases, because no one gives a fuck Bex!

 

[instamumsaredaft]

Omfg what is that pepper and crisp sandwich combo

 

[foreverfeds]

MACARONI CHEESE FISH PIE??!!!???!!

 

[squatternutbosh]

Very quiet on the Wilson gals front this half term. Let’s get our bingo’s in.
- she dragged them both on a long haul trip across the country to see another derelict castle and frozen gardens
- more carbalicious lunches at quirky cafes
- close up selfies
- antique book stores
- lamenting about how Nino’s growing out up too fast and more ways on smothering mothering
- cheese covered cheese deep fried in cheese pastry
- appropriate movie night? Maybe she decided to treat Nina to a viewing of Kill Bill
- decided not to post in real time to ‘really be in the moment’ and also incase she gets ‘mobbed’ by her 3 fans

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

‘These look like small blueberries’ nah they don’t Bex, you ‘expert in weaning’ fraud.

 

[Lilykins]

Imagine you’re 5 years old, you’ve just left the only family home you’ve known, you’ve also started school and not living with your dad anymore…. And all your mum gives a shit about is her kitchen.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

I imagine her new content was going to be some cottage core and countryside shit but in reality, it’s cold and muddy, she can’t get the wellies over her calves and the Barbour doesn’t even do up. Indoors, she’s been overrun by harvest spiders has run out of space for her twee sentimental decor.

 

[FakeSmile]

Also defo no wedding rings on now.

They wouldn't bloody fit!!!

 

[squatternutbosh]

I do hope that for the sake of Nina, that Becky’s internet popularity fades sooner rather than later, to spare her the continued shameless exploitation.
then I hope when Nina’s old enough she sues becky for every penny for being an unconsenting face for her brand.
I’ve never seen so many bad decisions made by an adult parent on a regular basis.

 

[Flip&Flop]

That's not my boomerang, there's no close up of my moon face and squashed tits up to my chin

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Won’t buy herself flowers as it’s ‘too extravagant’ but will buy a random dish shaped like a sphinx’s arsehole.

 

[Cheekyp33]

A nice bit of cardio and a juice cleanse. Flicks her bean over pastry and period dramas

Next thread title

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

One night free in London to do anything and she glues herself to the ‘gram to answer stupid questions. She could go and enjoy the theatre or a musical if she could fit her bum in the seats but she’s probably just going to hole up and eat wine gums and count the hours until buffet breakfast. Awkwardly placed!!! It’s London. Then again she can’t use public transport can she.

 

[swipe_up]

What do we think she does when panino is with the other?

A nice bit of cardio and a juice cleanse. Flicks her bean over pastry and period dramas

 

[Mwah-mwah]

Surprised there wasn’t an affiliate link for the hoover.

That song choice
What an absolute dick she is, doubt she just happened to come across it again recently and even if she did it’s shit so why share it? I imagine she spends her working day singing it about The Other. Keep your eyes peeled for Nina’s version of F.U.R.B. soon.

Also anyone who works from home in a serious capacity would have some kind of office space setup, rather than just plonking their fat arse on the sofa with a laptop.

 

[Flip&Flop]

Why am I not surprised there's half of fucking Greggs under her sofa cushions? I have two toddlers and there's never that many crumbs on the sofa. She's an utter pig.

 

[pollytrolley]

Ffs a Rebecca Wilson ‘crockery’ line that’s the last thing we need really hope she doesn’t get the go ahead on that

 

[Yellow_brick_road]

Sometimes Nina likes to over indulge and it’s difficult to know what to say? You have taught her to over indulge, any excuse and she’s got piles of food out, their whole life revolves around food.

 

[FakeSmile]

Plus one look at Bex and you can see that she doesn’t practice what she preaches

 

[Ronlonglegs]

She's tried to make rating bacon her thing. No-one cares and it makes her look like a Karen.