What Mummy Makes #14 Brownies made imaginary friends cry, what else can air-fry, kissing my content bye-bye

[squatternutbosh]

We all are in agreement that she continues to look through houses on zoopla trying to find her bloody recipe books in ppls kitchens. We know ur friend didn’t send u that screenshot

 

[SweetPotato]

Folded money?! What planet is she on like? She needs a bloody full time job!

 

[Noodles28]

How has no one mentioned ‘shtuff’ like what is this weird ‘slang’ she’s trying out all about?!?! Stop trying to make shtuff happen

 

[squatternutbosh]

Ngl it’s been pleasant not having to see her horrific up close boomerangs of her her massive moomin Face & Grand Canyon cleavage. Also it’s been pleasant not being subjected to Nina inappropriately dancing to an 80s song.

 

[Bougieb]

I’d bet my house she never said that.

 

[Lilykins]

She also has a hideously smug ‘holier than thou’ attitude when it comes to parenting and feeding children and I can’t STAND that. It’s also so toxic how she tries to make Nina a substitute friend/partner and tries to pass it off as top tier parenting.

 

[Ronlonglegs]

Quick, contentnini has fallen in a puddle and is upset, let's snap a close up selfie of me laughing smugly and contentnini looking like she might cry for the gram

 

[squatternutbosh]

I’m sorry but what is so special or different about the cupboard pantry, she really is scraping the bottom of the barrel for content isn’t she.

 

[Yellow_brick_road]

The other must have had Nina the rest of the week unless Bex has slipped into a pancake induced coma, she will appear some time (I’m guessing 7pm) with a recap with what they have been up to which was probably done in one day. I’m calling bingo on a long drive to the north east probably to the beach, trip to an old book shop, photo of a mushroom, massive Sunday dinner out somewhere, more pancakes at some point. Just food and driving basically, hopefully Nina’s dad took her somewhere more child appropriate.

 

[Lilykins]

She thinks all her followers think Nina is as cute and funny as she does. Those videos are just like….. why…?

 

[squatternutbosh]

Maybe if she didn’t constantly shove the phone in her giant child’s face she wouldn’t be going arse over tit trying to get her attention - it’s funny Nina how Nina often injures herself ‘right after this pik’ I’ve seen it a few times now

 

[squatternutbosh]

she really is a Karen isn’t she. This weird gurning selfies she’s taking of herself with the questions she’s sent in herself. What a joke she is.

 

[Quite Contrary]

Oh god, every fucking story has something disturbing on it… a week off from working, needs to check her privilege and remember who her audience are… her snarky face… force feeding Panini from behind… free granny chair… spending her week doing a crossword like she’s actually in a care home… declaring they both had cravings for crepes, what a shitty attitude to pass onto your kids

I’d make a comment on Panini’s reading too given I have a similar aged child but that would be mean if only Bex had spent more time reading with her than filming for content in life

 

[Ronlonglegs]

The buns looked like fake food in museums if you were to drop them

 

[muppetbaby]

‘These look like small blueberries’ nah they don’t Bex, you ‘expert in weaning’ fraud.

They are normal sized blueberries that should have been squished but she didn’t squish them as she isn’t a warning ‘expert’ but a chancer that got lucky. And instead of just owning up and saying I should have squished them she’s suggesting it’s ok as they were small which is dodgy ground when you are a weaning ‘expert’
I’ve got 3 kids and like to think I’m clued up with safety and I missed the blueberry squishing thing until my third, it happens. She’s too smug to ever admit it though.

 

[Yellow_brick_road]

This is seriously the longest running thread ever thanks to Bex’s disappearing every time pannini is with her dad, surely she could think of some kind of content, there’s a cost of living crises which has meant a lot of other influences have had loads of content doing meals on a budget or batch cooking, meat free, she’s maybe in a position now where she doesn’t have to work and can live off her first book, it’s like a Christmas number one hit wonder, there are always more people weaning so she’s set for life.

 

[Borntorun]

We were running late this morning, so my daughter ate toast in the car. No porridge and toasted coconut here

 

[Saltyhats]

She'll say she needed another holiday to focus on grieving her cat. Then next week she'll need another one on account of it raining too much or something. She'll just keep coming up with excuses for the time Panini is with the other, rather than being honest about the reality of divorce. Must have 50% custody which I imagine has to be really hard.

 

[Marmite.Crumpets]

2. Why does she never ever make a bloody veggie recipe?? It annoys me to death.

PTSD from the other. He was a veggie not that she actually took that into consideration when she cooked 4 different meats one xmas

 

[Sure. name changed]

She’d have some real engagement on a post like that too I imagine. But hey, why post that when you can get 44 comments naming your oven