I love your aunt!You absolute legend!! This has cracked me up
Years ago when my aunt and uncle used to argue, sheād storm out of the house and drive around for hours with the TV remote control beside her
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I love the level of pettiness in this thread
Another one for me. Iāve got various issues with my hips, so at work have a specific chair. Itās nothing special, and thereās quite a few of the same chair on the floor.
Anyway, I labelled mine as DSE assessed, please donāt move. It moved ALL the time. And every time I made a point of finding it, and asking the person who has borrowed it for it back. Their usual response? But itās comfy. Yes , thatās why itās mine!
And yeah, Iām quite a lot more senior than most of the people who borrowed it
Another one for me. Iāve got various issues with my hips, so at work have a specific chair. Itās nothing special, and thereās quite a few of the same chair on the floor.
Anyway, I labelled mine as DSE assessed, please donāt move. It moved ALL the time. And every time I made a point of finding it, and asking the person who has borrowed it for it back. Their usual response? But itās comfy. Yes , thatās why itās mine!
And yeah, Iām quite a lot more senior than most of the people who borrowed it
When I was in school, I was pushed off a climbing frame by a girl once in juniors and ended up with a thick lip and a black eye after my face hit the concrete. I never once forgot about it throughout my childhood and always knew I'd have my karma. We ended up at the same university. One night, we'd all gone out and we ended up in the university kitchen where the partying continued for a while, she fell asleep drunk and had brand new white trainers on so I broke the end off a pen and emptied the ink contents over her new trainers then went to bed with a smile on my face never did see her wear them again.
never did see her wear them again.
This is brilliantWhen I was in school, I was pushed off a climbing frame by a girl once in juniors and ended up with a thick lip and a black eye after my face hit the concrete. I never once forgot about it throughout my childhood and always knew I'd have my karma. We ended up at the same university. One night, we'd all gone out and we ended up in the university kitchen where the partying continued for a while, she fell asleep drunk and had brand new white trainers on so I broke the end off a pen and emptied the ink contents over her new trainers then went to bed with a smile on my face
Youād change your mind if you knew herI love your aunt!
This is absolutely amazing!
Used my stepmom's and dad's toothbrush to brush my cat's teeth. They're pricks.
One time a person on the Internet implied I may have been disproportionate or sociopathic, so I traced their home address and kicked over their wheelie bin.
Receptionist in my company is beyond awful. Lazy as hell, she wont learn how to transfer calls so gives out extension numbers all day, so clients have to make an extra call. It looks awful but her director doesnt like to be seen as a bad guy so ignores it.
Today she gave my number out 3 times incorrectly. I made a note on her call log of the incidents. She removed it as shes afraid people will see and join in with all her errors.
She blamed everyone including me for answering the calls that came through to my direct line. I have access to one of her mailboxes so while she is on lunch I went in and marked loads of emails as unread just so she thinks she has loads of work to catch up on.
One of my team mates does the same to me marks my completed emails as unread or puts his colour on them to make it look like he helped. He was in training today so I did the same random unreads all over the place.
Its the little things that get me through the day.
Today she gave my number out 3 times incorrectly. I made a note on her call log of the incidents. She removed it as shes afraid people will see and join in with all her errors.
She blamed everyone including me for answering the calls that came through to my direct line. I have access to one of her mailboxes so while she is on lunch I went in and marked loads of emails as unread just so she thinks she has loads of work to catch up on.
One of my team mates does the same to me marks my completed emails as unread or puts his colour on them to make it look like he helped. He was in training today so I did the same random unreads all over the place.
Its the little things that get me through the day.
Years ago I found out my ex cheated on me. We didn't live together but he had loads of clothes at mine, so I packed them all up, cutting chunks out of the more expensive items and layered a 12 pack of eggs and a pack of prawns throughout. He didn't collect it for 4 days! He wouldn't have smelled anything until it was open, as it was a hard shell suitcase.
Chain it to your desk when you go homeI love the level of pettiness in this thread
Another one for me. Iāve got various issues with my hips, so at work have a specific chair. Itās nothing special, and thereās quite a few of the same chair on the floor.
Anyway, I labelled mine as DSE assessed, please donāt move. It moved ALL the time. And every time I made a point of finding it, and asking the person who has borrowed it for it back. Their usual response? But itās comfy. Yes , thatās why itās mine!
And yeah, Iām quite a lot more senior than most of the people who borrowed it
There was a guy in an office I worked in who was the nemesis of the lady that sat next to him. They hated each other. When he left in the evening sheād adjust his chair. When he came in next day heād have a tantrum. I said to him one day if you stop having tantrums theyāll stop doing it (I didnāt grass the other colleague up). So he stopped reacting to his chair being changed. Then she started pinching his sweets, always family sized bags of Malteasers. She eat them while sitting right next to him.
The pair of them should have just shagged and been done with it
The pair of them should have just shagged and been done with it
Omg you just reminded me @JoJo76
When I broke up with my ex about 5 years ago, he wouldnāt give me my stuff back, and I kept asking and asking (it was important things). He was upset that I met someone very soon after we broke up, so I understood a little but I did really need my things. he kept ignoring me, standing me up, wasting my time etc.
So one day while he was at work, my friend and I swung by his place, (his bedroom was on the ground floor, and he usually left the window unlocked, but āclosedā (so it looked closed from the outside), so she helped me get onto a wheelie bin, climb in and get my stuff back. My friend took a picture of me hanging out of his window for memories, but I canāt post it because then there would be evidence
I also knocked over some cups with tea in while I was there, put toilet water in his iron, the usual
When I broke up with my ex about 5 years ago, he wouldnāt give me my stuff back, and I kept asking and asking (it was important things). He was upset that I met someone very soon after we broke up, so I understood a little but I did really need my things. he kept ignoring me, standing me up, wasting my time etc.
So one day while he was at work, my friend and I swung by his place, (his bedroom was on the ground floor, and he usually left the window unlocked, but āclosedā (so it looked closed from the outside), so she helped me get onto a wheelie bin, climb in and get my stuff back. My friend took a picture of me hanging out of his window for memories, but I canāt post it because then there would be evidence
I also knocked over some cups with tea in while I was there, put toilet water in his iron, the usual
You shouldāve grassed the other colleague up, she sounds like sheās got psychological problemsThere was a guy in an office I worked in who was the nemesis of the lady that sat next to him. They hated each other. When he left in the evening sheād adjust his chair. When he came in next day heād have a tantrum. I said to him one day if you stop having tantrums theyāll stop doing it (I didnāt grass the other colleague up). So he stopped reacting to his chair being changed. Then she started pinching his sweets, always family sized bags of Malteasers. She eat them while sitting right next to him.
The pair of them should have just shagged and been done with it
its amazing that we tolerate, justify and laugh at a women doing things that we wouldnāt a man doing
They were as bad as each other I just canāt think of the stuff heād do to her off the top of my head. Thereās no way I was getting involved. Both of them were friendly towards me, just not each other. Iām still in touch with them a couple of decades later. I actually asked to moved desks though not due to them it was another woman who was constantly on personal calls with epic Eastenders style arguing with family members.
We had similar at our office - they became known as the Phantom Shitter. They would regularly leave a smear across the cubicle wall. Several of us (unfairly as it turned out ) suspected a very large co worker who we thought might have been unwittingly smearing when she stood up to wipe* - the cubicles were pretty snug. But when another woman who was always super miserable left, it stopped. So we deduced it must have been her, and that the tit smearing was an expression of her dislike for us all! Bloody weirdo!Seems to be more common than you would hope. We had a similar 'Poogate' saga at my office too. Poo smeared all over the toilet cubicle on more than one occasion. Emails were sent, pleading signs were put up, to no effect. It was so grim, after about the 4th or 5th time they called a whole-office meeting (with the clearly upset female cleaners present) to plead with whoever it was to stop doing it. It did stop after that though, thankfully.. We always suspected it was the male cleaner who had had previous non poo-related allegations brought against him.
*I've always stood to wipe, I assumed this was the norm. Recently I have discovered many people sit down - discussed this with my partner and he now thinks I am very odd for being 'a stander'
I am alarmed at all the poo smearing in cublicles stories... I must have got lucky so far in my workplaces
I mean, what self respecting adult smears poo on walls?
I mean, what self respecting adult smears poo on walls?
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