Me and my mate needed another housemate in second year of uni, so this girl off my course said she'd take the extra room. She then decided to move her boyfriend in to our house, and let him live rent and bill free.
She started trying to impress this group of lads in uni by acting so weird and nasty to me, putting me down in front of them etc, but expected me and my mate to be all friendly with her in the house.
She used to sit us down and lecture us about the food we ate, knock on our bedroom doors to wake us up in the morning and she was just unbearable. Also used to come and beg for the furniture out of my room like she had some entitlement to it? She drove a crappy fiat 500 with broken doors and bumps all over it, but was convinced it'd be stolen from the drive so used to have a breakdown at me over not closing the ginormous 7ft high gates every time i came in or out. I just couldn't be arsed what an effort. She also never ever went on a night out, so why she wanted to live in a student house was beyond me, but if we were having predrinks she'd come down and have a go at us and say don't be late in like she was our mum.
It started when I got some communal fairy liquid for the flat as it was my turn, but got myself an extra one with E45 in because I have eczema on my hands. She took that personally and started refusing to buy fairy liquid, but she had her own stashed in her cupboard. When she left for the weekend we made a really slippery ice rink with her fairy liquid in the kitchen and skated on it.
Me and my mate went for a look in her room when shed gone one weekend and not only had she wrote my name on her whiteboard and called me a 'bleeping s-lag' which is hilarious, we also found post with my mates name on it OPENED in her room, so we emptied all her toiletries down the sink, dipped her cutlery and toothbrush in the loo. I also set her boyfriends stupid shoes on fire.
When she was moving out (earlier than us) she brought in loads of mud, threw it on the floors and laughed telling me i had to clean it all up now, and i said i absolutely will not be doing that and it can stay there. She then said no its not fair that my mate would have to do it and cleaned it all up herself before she left. Hahahahah how tit at being petty can you be.
When it came to leaving the place, there was some deposit charges for a broken door (which me and my friend accidentally broke) but as I was the lead tenant I was in charge of determining who got what % of deposit back, so she paid for that.