What Brooke Wore #2

[Allivera]

It’s called ADHD Brooke You struggle with simple tasks related to adulting. You live in clutter. You find it hard to look after yourself, let alone infants or children. You lose important things like passports. You have trouble keeping track of time and guessing how long it will take to do something. You get hyper focused on things like Italy and Simon Baker and talk about it incessantly. Honestly I feel like she knows and is hinting around it - and if she doesn’t know someone needs to tell her!

 

[Five Of Each]

Why not go up the Simon and ask for a photo instead of the 14 yo fan girl selfies. Others were asking for and getting photos with him. It’s okay he won’t fall instantly in love with you.

 

[pokerface79]

Oh Brookey, you’ve stooped to a new low.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Nobody asked about your big tits. Nobody wants to hear about your pigsty 2-bedroom suburban rental apartment. Nobody cares that you stalked Simon Baker like a middle aged desperado.

 

[blahblahboring]

SUN DAMAGE

Oh Brookey, you’ve stooped to a new low.

 

[Allivera]

Yep as a fellow big boobed girl I recognise well that deep red indentation (strap mark) from the too-thin straps cutting into shoulders. Looks comfortable

 

[whattheduck87]

Yep as a fellow big boobed girl I recognise well that deep red indentation (strap mark) from the too-thin straps cutting into shoulders. Looks comfortable

Great work as a stylist when she can’t even sort a bra

 

[MAFS Smashed]

Miss me with your colonoscopy countdown, Brooke.

honestly does she think anyone apart from mummy even cares about her bowel health?

You’d think she’d acknowledge who has bowel cancer in her ‘close circle’ (it’s very easy to find, and not private), but of course she’d hate to share any attention.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Colonoscopy AND please get that bleeping eye checked while you’re there…….

 

[pokerface79]

Actually have we seen much spectacle wearing since she picked up her new ones? Not quite the accessory she imagined they would be?

 

[Dreamer01]

Actually have we seen much spectacle wearing since she picked up her new ones? Not quite the accessory she imagined they would be?

She did talk about this in her Q&A the other day (when she sent herself questions)she said we probably won't see her in the glasses as she needs them for reading.

 

[Allivera]

She did talk about this in her Q&A the other day (when she sent herself questions)she said we probably won't see her in the glasses as she needs them for reading.

I call BS If she thought she looked even half decent we’d get a reel of her loving herself sick in them. They’re way too dark and harsh and I don’t think she’s game to share much of them after the massive buildup

 

[whattheduck87]

Well I’m influenced to not buy these eye patches

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Well I’m influenced to not buy these eye patches

Jesus how did she look at that photo and think 'yep, that's the one to post'. She looks terrible for her age! She's only a couple of years older than me but looks at least 10 years older, minimum!

 

[Five Of Each]

Well I’m influenced to not buy these eye patches

No cream, makeup or mask is going to fix that unless it secretly has needles in it to inject filler. Best thing I did for my hereditary bags.

 

[handunderchin]

Same!! But god she needs to up the concealer - she’s wearing so much makeup but that under eye area is deadset black!

 

[Five Of Each]

Same!! But god she needs to up the concealer - she’s wearing so much makeup but that under eye area is deadset black!

Those are the windows to her soul….

 

[MAFS Smashed]

Can she give it up with those vile denim shorts already?

 

[Allivera]

The skinny metallic-gold braided belt with the denim shorts ugh

 

[SighMoan]

I think she looks deranged in this photo (and about 10 years older than she is) yet she keeps posting it like it's the most flattering photo ever.