Welshrunner, kelloggsontherun #15 The most hard-working, full-time clowns out there

[Wannabrunner39]

I for one have the faith 🫡
She’s done some fast intervals of late (fastest of her life don’t you know ) so she can make up time on her run if she loses time on the swim.
I am here for it!

 

[instaclowns]

The Ironman training is going so well, she’s really using all that spare time to train in all three disciplines….

The state of this bleeping twit

 

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

I for one have the faith 🫡
She’s done some fast intervals of late (fastest of her life don’t you know ) so she can make up time on her run if she loses time on the swim.
I am here for it!

I have faith too! I mean, she was doing all that non-negotiable weight training (until she wasn’t) so what could possibly go wrong ….

 

[Marinium]

Don’t you remember you lovely lot, her Ironman goals are and , she’s got this!

Edit: we start again with the in case you were worried

 

[Wannabrunner39]

Shot here faster than kels fastest ever interval to post that the is back

The dice is being a shaken you lovely lot!

 

[PawsDog]

Is Full Time Tiny Teeth injured do we think? Very low volume recently for him?

 

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

Is Full Time Tiny Teeth injured do we think? Very low volume recently for him?

Bloody hope so

 

[Been lurking]

Is Full Time Tiny Teeth injured do we think? Very low volume recently for him?

I think he is knackered

 

[Lemming312]

Bloody hope so

Or he's hiding his taper because he's not actually tapering.

 

[punter]

This is quite old but made me crack up...

Local Runner Found Guilty of Lining Up Near 7:00/Mile Banner at Half-Marathon Start When He Can’t Run Anywhere Near a 7-Minute Mile — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com

Man is first to be tried under strict new law.

dumbrunner.com

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Kells is back on her bullshit, sharing a story about “Sunday Evening Reminders”. Sure hun, bet you’ve got a busy week of doing duck all

 

[Fraggle Rock]

She's also posted that she has her first goal race of the year in 3 weeks...place your bets folks. The dice is being rolled!

 

[bobbinz]

She's also posted that she has her first goal race of the year in 3 weeks...place your bets folks. The dice is being rolled!

the Severn bridge downhill parkrun!

 

[Been lurking]

She's also posted that she has her first goal race of the year in 3 weeks...place your bets folks. The dice is being rolled!

But why wouldn’t she say what the goal race is?!

 

[EC1A]

But why wouldn’t she say what the goal race is?!

She wants as many hun baiting messages as possible asking what the race is.

 

[Jollyb]

I'm struggling to find a race on 28th April...there's a few but none seem likely contenders. Unless she's going overseas...

Scrap that. It must be the Newport Half

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

But why wouldn’t she say what the goal race is?!

Because when she DNS, no one can hold her to account

 

[Fraggle Rock]

I'm struggling to find a race on 28th April...there's a few but none seem likely contenders. Unless she's going overseas...

Scrap that. It must be the Newport Half

Yeah, I reckon it's one of the Newport races- there's a marathon, half and 10k on the same day; or possibly Berkely 10k as that is flat and fast and relatively local to them. The breadcrumbing is pathetic

 

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

But why wouldn’t she say what the goal race is?!

Maybe an Olympic qualifier somewhere? Triathlon alongside Beth Potter perhaps?

 

[EC1A]

Yeah, I reckon it's one of the Newport races- there's a marathon, half and 10k on the same day; or possibly Berkely 10k as that is flat and fast and relatively local to them. The breadcrumbing is pathetic

Breadcrumbing is something Tits isn’t doing this time around, surprisingly. By now he’s normally released a smug vlog asking for time predictions.