I’m lolling at all the underwear posts. I’m in a cafe and wifi is sketchy as can’t quote.
Me as Clothes Picker Up holding laundry basket
Zads throwing off clothes ‘Don’t mind if I do’
Zads down to his underwear ‘Don’t mind if I do’
Zads stripped right off ‘What a mighty fine figure you have’
Zads in shower holding out sponge ‘Oh you want me to scrub your back? Don’t mind if I do’
Fast forward to hot steamy soapy time
(I can’t stop thinking about this scenario)
Me as Clothes Picker Up holding laundry basket
Zads throwing off clothes ‘Don’t mind if I do’
Zads down to his underwear ‘Don’t mind if I do’
Zads stripped right off ‘What a mighty fine figure you have’
Zads in shower holding out sponge ‘Oh you want me to scrub your back? Don’t mind if I do’
Fast forward to hot steamy soapy time
(I can’t stop thinking about this scenario)