The way she's trying to make out Hair-can is an amazing partner cos he gave her a (probably gifted) bagel in some kitchen roll
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And wtf is that uber-geordie 'podcast' twang she puts on when she's talking about her 'traumatic past'? (that's completely made up since she's still a total pisshead)
It's just bizarre. it's like a different persona that she adopts (complete with weird new geordie accent) that is soooo different to the horrendous 'paid ad accent' that she adopts for all that shite that she pretends to be 'obsessed with'
Why did she get dolled up to the nines to do a pizza ad for M&S? And even more importantly why did they think Vicky would be a good fit for their brand?!