Vicky Pattison #16 Vicky and Ercan setting the world on fire one Uber at a time...

[orangehead]

Sorry but she has awful skin. Why post a pic like this?

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Because she's just so real and relatable, she doesn't always look like a glam princess going to fancy events, she also has periods, eats junk food, has periods, looks like shit, is late to work, has periods, argues with her boyfriend, has periods and other relatable things like that.

 

[Me123x]

What kind of world do we live in when absolute horrible people like her are out their living amazing lives getting all these opportunities and not to mention all the freebies…. I’m baffled why her 15 mins aren’t well and truly up tbh

 

[orangehead]

Why are the save the dates all Paris related, what’s the relevance….

Shea trying to get the Eiffel tower gifted to her so she can have it transported to Italy by a small local company who will do it in return for an insta story, so she can get married under it.

 

[ASAnigel]

I’m actually embarrassed for the pair of them. Imagine being in a beautiful city with your partner and crossing the road about 6 times whilst someone films you so that it looks candid.

 

[Intothedark]

It has never been in my mind when having a low day to take a selfie where I’m crying. Why? Who does that unless it’s for attention?

 

[RandomSpy]

Let's see what she does about the negative comments. A couple of people have pointed how cringe she is. Told her to stop doing 'that face' She looks like an absolute dickhead.

 

[Not_Nineteen_Forever]

The gurn on this though!

 

[SwishSwing]

Right on cue, professional grief thief Pattison posting about the latest celebrity death, Matthew Perry.

Seriously she's on the RIP posts quicker than the daily mail at this point.

 

[Stephie]

I can just see Mucky Maeve scattering Haribos as Vicky and the 'auld cunt' walk down the aisle

 

[Norfolking Good]

Urgh the crying pics are so look at me. If I ever cry it never occours to me to get my phone out and take a pic.
Highly suspicious if she is magically well enough to go the Paris, just hope she has to have a back to work meeting with her boss like the rest of us do!!

 

[Sunflower91]

She’s had more fiancés than proper jobs

 

[geordiegirl]

Notice how the egg freezing journey has stopped being talked about so she now needs to find herself something else to latch onto

 

[Norfolking Good]

So even the pizzas were freebies! Fucking hell she takes the piss! Maybe donate 10 pizzas to a women’s shelter or a children’s ward, bloody grifter par excellence

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

How many bloody selfies of her crying / poor sad bear face does she have on her camera roll?! I’ve never known anyone to take as many selfies of them supposedly so ill / hungover / on her period as this cretin does. One of the biggest narcissists going, without a doubt. Not a mission though that she’ll miss Paris. And no doubt she’ll be guzzling copious amounts of alcohol, eating loads of various rich foods and posing in contrived romantic pics with her man (then calling him a prick, knob etc a few days later)

 

[Intothedark]

If her boyfriend doesn’t have a job, surely he could sort the garden out?

 

[Cady1954]

Air Con hates her accent doesn't he? So not sure he'd be gagging to move to a city full of VIP Vickys Plus he strikes me as the kind of dull provincial Essex Boy who never wants to move away from 'is faaaaamly

He hates her accent? Which one? He has a lot to choose from.

 

[chicken_wingz]

Omg this is too funny one nipple up high and one massively down low. Hope the tits get edited for the 'save the dates'

 

[Cady1954]

Jesus not another crying pic ffs🫠🫠🫠🫠

"Or am I just mental'. Does this bint realise that is such a derogatory term to use? Especially after her 'mental health' snotfest earlier.

 

[ASAnigel]

I think it’s the fact she’s done her token post about Israel/Gaza and talked about how horrific it is (which it is) and then in the SAME DAY posted a video crying wanting sympathy for someone making a comment she looks different to Insta.
This is why she’ll never be taken seriously as anything other than some idiot from reality tv, because in her mind there’s nothing wrong with what she’s done there.

 

[Sunflower91]

Is her “job” professional victim?